We're obligated to talk about all the celebrities who died in the last week.  Melyssa thinks Tony Little's bumping them all off.  We're probably the only ones who paid tribute to Fred Travelena.  That's a good thing, right?  Farrah blasphemy at a yard sale leaves Dave in a huff.  Erick gets a present...porn!  Dave has to look for blueball clip art for our new sex toy rating system.  Dave and Melyssa have become party planners on the cheap.  And it seems that one of is a bit more moist than the others.  Tune in to find out who it is.  Here's that Cynthia McKinney link.  We hope she and all the others on the humanitarian mission are OK.

Music:

Sammy Davis Jr Band - Slap
Mambo Kings - Una Manana
Ecomog - Fat Man
Albert and Gage - Say Yes To Love
Dennis Brown - Revolution

Welcome to The Stuart Bedasso Show's Craigslist Experiment.  In order for Dave to fully participate in reviewing sex toys with the rest of the crew, we posted an ad for a...uh...helper.  We wrote the ad on the show and it's been posted here.  Melyssa has a Godhusband.  Boys, get in line to be next.  Happy Birthday, Marcus!  Melyssa's annoyed by Obama's smoking bill and she doesn't smoke, we briefly discuss Dave's package and Erick tells the story of his friend with the swinging Dad.  Happy Father's Day!  RIP Ed McMahon.  And it's the thrilling conclusion of Seduction!

Music:

Charles Hamilton and MC Lyte - New York City Girl
Albert and Gage - Does She Have a Future With Me
Monty Python - Finland
Primal Scream - Get Your Rocks Off

Dave battles tourettes and appears to be losing.  He loses his sex toy buddy and declares that his friend with benefits has too big of a co-pay.  Erick professes his love of the "rub and tug."  We're not sure, but we think Melyssa dated a pimp back in the day.  The weirdest installment yet of Seduction is also on tap.  We're all disappointed in David Letterman.  No need to apologize...it was a good joke.  Oh yeah, and Dave's out of a job, again.  Anyone need a pool boy?

Music:

Two Guitars Clash - Way The World Works
Marc Maron - Fine
The Pleasure Seekers - What A Way To Die
Holly Cole Trio - Smile
Taj Mahal - Woulda Coulda Shoulda

You say it's your birthday?  It's Melyssa's birthday, too.  Yeah.  She also recounts her family outing to New York City and brings back presents for Erick and Dave.  Erick won't wear panties, but Dave would like to get into Cheryl Ladd's.  The latest update on Sex Toy reviews...the cock ring's in the mail.

Music:

Anuhea - Right Love, Wrong Time
Alton Ellis and The Heptones - Only Sixteen
The Job - Ten Times
Titus Turner - People Sure Act Funny

This show features special guest, Steve Benz who has a beer for each wheel on his vehicle.  Dave used to do that, but had to stop when he got that 18-wheeler.  But he does make a very nasty employment counselor; pray you don't get him or you'll wind up turning tricks at the bus station.  We talk about edumication once again and we're waiting for The SIMS: Parents' Basement Edition.  Keziah's one angry...uh...she's angry.  And there's a HUGE announcement about the future of the show.  Don't miss it!

Music:

Sammy Davis Jr Band - Some Things Never Change
The Hattie Cooke Band - Never Go Away
Amy Hendrickson and the Prime Directive - The Pancake Theory
Marc Maron - Not A Sports Guy

Music is back on tap!  We hang with the funny, but talk about gay marriage and the upcoming Supreme Court justice battle.  There's new pictures up on the Facebook, MySpace and website.  Go check 'em out.  And this weeks marks the actual debut of Stuart Bedasso himself!  Well, sort of.

Music:

The Job - Fighting, Fucking and Cars
Irene Kral - Rock Me To Sleep
The ID - Don't Think Twice
Sonia Bettencourt - John Doe
Marc Maron - Hate Cakes
Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Walk Right Through

Well, HERE'S something different.  Dave forgot to bring a simple little cord.  What does that mean?  No music for you!  An all talk format for this week's show...and we're back to the Wednesday uploads.  What will Dave do with his weekends now?

What do Ron Jeremy and luncheon meat have in common?  More sex toy stories.  Erick's bringing the sexy!  And a whole lot more! 

[Dave's already packed his cord for next week, so more music and the continuation of the Seduction! serial.]

Hey!  They raised our our rates to keep our podcast online.  Go buy a t-shirt or something.

And now....the rest of the story.  We kept the mics on for another hour to make sure we got all that creamy Keziah goodness.  OK, that was a bit graphic, but you get the point.  Keziah would go straight for Anderson Cooper, somebody woke Grandpa Rodriguez, and Dave's past may finally catch up with him...even though he doesn't have a past.  Don't fret, we'll get back into the Seduction! serial next week.

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Music:

AJ Croce - Bury Me Standing
Rose Davis - Sittin and Drinkin
Ruby James - The Words Goodbye
The Frank Chickens - We Are Frank Chickens

This is a can't miss show, folks.  Keziah's live in studio!  Mike's in the house!  The gang's all here.  If we could just fly Jill up, we'd be all set, but Dave would lose it due to technical difficulties.  We actually went two hours, so here's part one.  We discuss the Lesbian Wingman, cougars vs. yaks and get a little scatological.  Rumor has it there's a party in Mike's pants.  And don't forget the new Obama Tramp Stamp.  Ask for it by name.

Music:

Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Pockets
Ella Fitzgerald - Fascinating Rhythm
Jill Sobule - Nothing To Prove
The Boots - I Don't Like It

Happy Cinco De Mayo!  Erick's in full force.  Wolf Blitzer's beard is a weapon of mass destruction.  The lovely and talented Zuza throw a party and Dave and Erick give the recount.  Dave goes above and beyond to keep someone from falling off the wagon...ironically.  I always feel like...somebody's watching meeeeee...  Give it up for Texual Chocolate!

Music:

Gonzalo Brown - No Vamos A Cambiar De Bando
MC Lyte / Queenpen - Brooklyn II
El Ka Bong - Travellers Calling
Ruby James - Everything Good Goes Away