Melyssa's got something going on in her inhaler.  One hit and she's randy for David Duchovny.  It almost spread to the rest of us.  Melyssa and Dave to go a benefit and see a bunch of hair cover bands.  There's not good stuff in what we call our food.  Beaver Anal Glands?  Who decided that was a good idea?  Dave messes up a job interview and one of his students pulls off a Michael Jackson impersonation - complete with crotch grab.

Music:

The Yo-Yo's - The Mole In The Hole*
Camera Obscura - My Maudlin Career
Madness - Forever Young
Simone - Love Me Or Leave Me
Melanie Zipin - What Does It Mean

*Warning: this song will never, ever leave your head.  Be prepared.  Go to www.stuartbedasso.com for video of the song.

Live from the Sports Page, it's the Halloween Show!  Pseudo-scary music to thrill you!  In a totally WTF moment...Melyssa brings "colored" back.  Still not sure why.  Dave unleashes the next set of sex toys to be reviewed.  Melyssa's is pretty and Dave's is scary.  New job and banking adventures for Dave.  The gang tries to figure out why things are improved when it just ain't necessary.

Music:

The Upperclassmen - Cha Cha With The Zombies
Mr. Fab - Cannibal Zombie Mob
The Johnson Brothers - Zombie Lou
Nightmares - The Headless Ghost
The A-Bones - Devil Dance
The Goldstars - Halloween Hell

Erick and Melyssa give us a primer on how asthmatics can have sex.  H-O-T!  Dave meets the girl of his dreams...his racist, gun-toting, lutefisk-eating dreams.  He may need a safe house.  Mike Tyson cries on the Oprah.  Like any of us, he just needs a hug.  Erick and Melyssa are ass...uh people.  What does Dave like?  Boobs, Rochester, boooooooob-sa!

Music:

The Relations - Puddin -n- Tang
Digital Underground - The Odd Couple
Julia Nunes - Maybe I Will
The Lobster Quadrille - A Man's Bound To Suffer
Ecomog - In The Air

Dave participate in a war protest and the Rochester Police start cracking heads.  Hear Dave's description.  Really?  Obama won what?  Erick calls for Kanye West to be invited to the ceremony.  Melyssa's a bit hungover, but she's still bringing the sexy.  Rosa Clemente was in town.  The good, the bad and the ugly.  Dave has a physical and doesn't get kissed after.  Figures.

Here are links to the video we talked about:
War Protest: http://gpomc.blogspot.com/2009/10/video-of-police-brutality-in-rochester.html
Post Protest Intimidation: http://gpomc.blogspot.com/2009/10/rochester-police-try-to-intimidate.html

Music:

Dead Prez - Walk Like A Warrior
Clydie King - Ain't My Stuff Good Enough
Primal Scream - Urban Guerillas
Disasternauts - My Dad's The Heat

Dave leaves a dead bird for Marc Maron and gets yelled at.  Bad dog!  Bad dog!  Rosa Clemente comes to Rochester and talks to college students, and influences the show.  Melyssa's getting a little sax.  And who really gives a dump about the Olympics?  Doesn't Obama have more important things to work on?  Ahhh, remember the good old days when artists would sample porn into their music?  Fishbone, Whitee, Devo, et al.  No longer. 

Music:

Charlie Watts Orchestra - Stompin At The Savoy
Juanita And The Rabbit - We Live In A Motherfucking Van
Willie Mitchell - Bum Daddy
The Congos - Keep On Knocking
Skip James - All Night Long

Pegging: (v)  a sexual practice in which a woman penetrates a man's anus with a strap-on dildo. (via wikipedia)  Then the show goes downhill from there.  We discuss the G20 protests and The Man's reaction to protests in general.  How 'bout a little sled hockey!  Dave almost gets fired...again.  If you ever go to Erick's house, whatever you do, DON'T eat the salami.  Yet another Michael Moore rant.  And we actually plug other podcasts.  Yes, they do exist.

Music:

Betty Harris - Trouble With My Lover
Juanita and the Rabbit - Kick You Outta My Head
Makana - A Touch of Deviance
Texas Sheiks - Blues In The Bottle
Nick Lowe- Nutted By Reality
The Invictas - Finger Lickin' Good

Yes, it's baby makin' time.  We've got everything we need.  Baby makin' music, a mandle, our shots are updated.  We're good to go!  We also discuss the health care debate and male cheerleaders...though not together.  Grillz are re-visited as well as the Green Party.  Special shout out to Melyssa's husband who unchained Melyssa from the radiator to let her do this week's podcast. 

Music:

Bob Bovee - Which Side Are You On
Makana - As The World Tunes
Texas Sheiks - Don't Sell It, Don't Give It Away
Mississippi Sheiks - The World Has Gone Wrong
Cymande - Getting It Back

You've been patient and now the time is here.  Our second batch of sex toy reviews.  Sadly, Melyssa and Dave are the curmudgeons of sex toys.  Dave's encounter turns slapstick.  Stuart goes off on those who think our President is indoctrinating children.  Dave gets politically cockblocked.  What's up with those child molesters ruining things for the rest of us?

Go to www.stuartbedasso.com to read the text versions of Melyssa's and Dave's reviews and see the video of Leslie Hall's song.  Watch it at your own risk.

Music:

Leslie Hall - Blame The Booty
Cab Calloway - A Smooooth One
Anuhea - I Just Want You Around
The Mighty Diamonds - Go Seek Your Rights

This week, we taped at The Sports Page in Rochester, NY!  Dave is the dictator of all orgasms, but he still can't talk Canadian.  For some reason we discuss Erick's cooch, cool teachers, and flirty/creepy facebook comments.  It's agreed...Democrats are douchebags and Chuck Schumer is their douchebaggy king.  Ted Kennedy died and the world kept on going...for now. 

Music:

Argon 40 - When The Words Don't Come
Bukka White - Shake Em On Down
Logan Lynn - Burning Your Glory
Almost September - Do You Hear What I Hear

This week's special guest:  Alice Cooper!  Alice Cooper like you've never heard him before.  Like a Sexual Santa, Dave brings goodies for all the girls and boys.  Melyssa and Gerry get porn, Keziah gets her buzzy thing and Dave?  Well, Dave will be making love a rubbery piece of jello.  That's right, it's not sex, it's making love...hot jello love.  We're trying to name this thing so if you have a suggestion, let us know.  Melyssa insists that somewhere out there, someone has a Dave fetish.  Yeow.  And we talk about how the corporate parties try to squash democracy.  Why do Democrats hate democracy so much?

Music:

Daniella Cotton - Dark Desire
The Felice Brothers - Where'd You Get the Liquor
Mel Torme - Six Lessons From Madame La Zonga