The Stuart Bedasso Show
Award Winning Independent Talk, Independent Music and More!

We're back with more beer, featuring Bryan Clutz from Keglines.  This week we bust out the Genny Bock, a local favorite that's only available for a limited time.  Bryan scores us one bottle of Red Stripe Light - not available in the US yet.  Don't tell Homeland Security.  Hey Dems, you may be creaming your jeans over Obama's showing up Repubs, but remember, it's all talk so far.  He still hasn't done anything progressive yet.  An update on Dave's Junk.  He's not going to need a fluffer, he's going to need a pit crew. 

Music:

The Village Soul Choir - Rubber Duckie

Redneck Girlfriend - Live Nude Girls

Mare Edstrom - Rollin and Tumblin - Got Mud In My Soul

The Paperbacks - Slow Learners

Direct download: TSBS_February_7_2010.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:14 AM

The Stuart Bedasso Show has made the big time!  We're on someone's CD!  And it's the new release by our old friends, Sheedyfrost.  Check it out.  We unveil the newest batch of sex toys to review.  Melyssa's going to recruit someone to review the vibrating panties.  Dave's going to make use the Clone-A-Willy to make a replica of his junk, then we're going to auction it off with the proceeds going to help Haiti.  We're thinking he's going to need a fluffer.  Any takers?  Melyssa has many strengths.  Sexing cats is not one of them.

Music:

Sheedyfrost - Hard Day

The Girls - Chico's Girls

Mants - Mants In Your Pants

Chris Clark - Do Right Baby Do Right

Them Crooked Vultures - Dead End Friends

Ballyhoo - The Friend Zone

Direct download: TSBS_January_31_2010.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:10 PM

Scott Brown is a serious douchebag.  With that we talk about patriotism, animal law and more.  All you bastards who would take less liberties for more "security" should be locked up at Guantanamo.  What's the deal with hobos?  Who ARE these people?  You may already know this, but Dave's all about the Vag.  Just sayin'.  If you're in San Diego and need a lawyer, give Jill Ballard a call: 619-793-8626.

Music:

Nellie McKay - Mean To Me
Eddie Bo - Gotta Have More
Betty Steeles - Bring Me The Love
Love Helicopters - Love Helicopter
Cody Weathers - Mad About You

Direct download: TSBS_January_24_2010.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:27 PM

Finally!  We do a show with the lovely and talented Suzanne Monroe and it's not messed up.  Live freakin music!  Enjoy!  Melyssa comes to the show pre-loaded, Dave has an awkward gay locker room story and we debate the pros and cons of hairless balls.  There's also a brief review of the Babeland book Moregasm.  Stay tuned to the website for our written remarks. 

Music:

Loretta Lynn - The Shoe Goes On The Other Foot Tonight
Suzanne Monroe - Images of Beauty (live)
Tim Furman - Foresaken
Earl Grant - Oh Happy Day
Suzanne Monroe - Wondering Out (live)
Direct download: TSBS_January_17_2010.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:17 AM

Special guests, Bryan Clutz and Adam Travis join us to talk about - and drink - beer.  Bryan and Adam write the beer column for our local corporate rag.  While it must have been the beer, they've agreed to be regular guests on the show.  Hooray for beer!  This week, we tasted a couple of beers from the Oskar Blues brewery in Colorado and we tore through the sampler pack from Butternuts Beer and Ale.  Oh, and someone needs to tell Dave that it's a tasting, not guzzling.  We had such a good time with the show, we went 14 minutes over time.  And of course we had...

Music:

Ikena Dupont - Let's Drink Beer
Dave Bartholomew - Who Drank My Beer While I Was In The Rear
The Pogues - Beer, Beer, Beer
Mojo Nixon - Beer Ain't Drinkin'
Bowling for Soup - Hooray For Beer
Ballyhoo! - Cerveza
Los Originales De San Juan - Me Gusta Tomar Cerveza
Direct download: TSBS_January_10_2010.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:24 AM

Erick busts into the Rochester social scene with the 1st annual Naked Big Wheel Race!  Sign up today.  Babeland sends us their latest sex manual, a review will be coming up soon.  This gets us talking about pregnant sex.  We're all down with it.  Dave offers himself up as a slumpbuster.  Ladies?  You just ain't ugly, you're Buffalo Ugly.  We beat up on Rochester's ugly sister.  And we tip toe around the N-word, but Norma Miller sure doesn't.  Sound familiar?  Tell all your botard friends to listen to the Stuart Bedasso Show!

Music:

Miranda Rensch - Lady On The Floor
Eddy Delbridge - Wishful Thinking
UFO Catcher - Get You Dirty
Pink Lady Medley - Donny Osmond, Pink Lady and Pink Lady
The Dukes Of The Stratosphere - What In The World
Direct download: TSBS_January_3_2010.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 3:29 PM

Melyssa and Erick had to take the show off, so we brought in a sub for them: Dave's rescued cat, Bella.  More beer for Dave, I guess.  A ton of music, but we also talked about health care "reform".  Also, Dave tells a story of how The Man actually did him a solid.  Seriously.

Music:

Ike and Tina Turner - I Wanna Jump

Boxer - Hip Kiss
Baby Huey and The Babysitters - Monkey Man
Les Terribles - Pourqui Je Pleure?
Blakroc - On The Vista
Billy Harner - Sally Sayin Something
Intercontinental Playboys - The Erotic Circus of Torment
The Debonaires - Stop, Let's Be United
Sex O'Clock USA - Baby Come On
Crazy Teens - Crazy Date
Disposable Heroes of Hipocracy - Everyday Life Has Become A Health Risk
Durwood Douche - Front Naughty Nocturne


Direct download: TSBS_December_27_2009.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:23 PM

We taped the greatest show ever.  Funny, great music, a live musical guest.  Yep.  Sure would have been a great show for you to hear.  Too bad the recording didn't turn out.  So Dave put together a holiday show for you that will make your toes tingle (but it could be the gout).  Don't worry, we'll have our guest back on lickity-split. 

Music:

Charo - Donde Esta Santa Claus
Count Floyd - Reggae Christmas Eve in Translyvania
Disco Beat - Sant Claus Is Disco'n To Town
Ed "Kookie" Byrnes - Yulesville
Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings - Ain't No Chimneys
Captain Sensible - One Christmas Catalog
Lord Nelson - A Party For Santa Claus
Eddie Lawrence - The Merry Old Philosopher
Man or Astroman? - Frosty The Snowman
Victoria Vox - Happy Holidays
The Ravonettes - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
Eddie Lawrence - Jaguar 4 Xmas
Louis Armstrong And The Commanders - Zat You, Santa Claus?
El Gran Combo - Asalto Navideno
Celia Cruz - Jingle Bells
Rick Vera and Steve Allen - How Can Santa Come To Puerto Rico
Direct download: TSBS_December_20_2009.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:49 PM

Due to extraordinary circumstances, Stuart ends up doing the show all by his lonesome.  There's a quick visit from our old pal, Lou Stules as well as a couple of commercials from Dave's old stint at WPUD.  And then it's crazy music all the way.  Enjoy.  Next week:  a special, in studio guest.  You won't believe your ears.

Music:

Mutant Press - Pants On Fire
Calliope Musicals- Baby, We're On Our Way
Los Invasores - Destino: Honolulu
Les Terribles - Sauvages Et Candides
Waipot Pesuwan - Miss Chaa
Spacelords - Lit
The Spinners - Itchin For My Baby But I Don't Know Where To Scratch
Tom Waits - Shiny Things
The Soapbox Project - Something That You Do
Rodger Collins - Foxy Girls In Oakland
Jim Henson - Tick Tock Sick
Jolie Holland - Your Big Hands
Fifth Nation - Fate Is Nothing
William Shatner - The Transformed Man
Larry And The Loafers - Let's Go To The Beach
Direct download: TSBS_December_13_2009.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:47 PM

Melyssa shows off her arty side.  Dave can't paint a wall.  We could throw up any number of bumper sticker sayings, but the bottom line is, those Senators in New York State who voted against gay marriage are wankers. Elliot Spitzer's comeback?  And all you failed showbiz folks who think podcasts are nice diversions can bite us.  Bite us hard and bite us long.

Get your 2010 Stuart Bedasso Calendar at www.stuartbedasso.com.

Music:

Kill Henry Sugar - Yankee Talk
The Barbarians - Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl
Lou Courtney - Hot Butter N All pt. 1
The Ravonettes - Last Dance
The Beat Dolls - Forgive Me
Direct download: TSBS_December_6_2009.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:03 AM