Listen to this show if you don't want your ass in a sling...literally.  And Craigslist idiots: just because I used the word "ass" don't flag this.  Jeez!  The Stuart Bedasso Show gets noticed in a law student's paper.  Dave gets some fringe benefits at the new gig.  GILF's!  Companies are giving their phone rep jobs not to people in other countries, but to people in the ghetto.  Seems like a good thing, until you have to call them.  And GLB makes an unexpected contribution to the show.

Music:

Maureen McCormick - Just A Little Singin' Alone
King Benny Nawahi - May Day is Lei Day in Hawaii
Travis Raab - My Only Friend
Mombasa - Lately
Cripple Clarence Lofton - Strut That Thing
Willie K - North Shore Reggae Blues

Keziah attracts bums like...uh...well, she really attracts bums.  Can you retroactively drink as an excuse for your behavior?  We examine such a high-brow topic.  Dave has it out with his students' parents.  It's as if the whole school's gone Bill O'Reilly on him.  And we take a fond look back at Yugoslavian Pop Music.  Seriously. 

Music:

Barbeque Bob - Chocolate to the Bone
Max and the Marginalized - When Markets Do Their Thing
Beatrix - Final Destination
Melody Gardot - Love Me Like a River Does

Another long week for the Stuart Bedasso crew.   Dave wonders if you can still send telegrams - get ready for your drunk telegram, ladies.  Part 2 of our public service program on how to get chicks.  Let's all take a trip to the dump and write haiku's.  When is every day going to be Earth Day?

Music:

Public Enemy - By the Time I Get to Arizona
Othella Dallas - Help the Poor

Whew...what a night.  Jill and Dave record a pretty decent show, then after she leaves, Dave discovers that the recording is unusable and has to re-do the show all over - by himself.  Don't fear, he tries to recreate all the hilarity that ensued.  We start our new weekly feature: How to Get Chicks (talk about the blind leading the blind), Dave's man-love for Vin Scelsa and an update of the presidential election.  Don't forget to brush your teeth, kids.

Music:

Melody Gardot - All That I Need Is Love
Max and the Marginalized - Teflon John
Beatrix - Sonora
Othella Dallas - Fever
Kevin Davis - Sleepless in Seattle
The Gardis - Just Like Me
Salt and Samovar - (Soon to Be the) Dust

Dave's not wishing Ralph Nader to die...he just wants to get on with his life and can't until Ralph is no more.  Jill and Stuart are out with food poisoning.  At first, Dave thought he was a College Girl, but it turns out he's just a bad lesbian - just like Keziah.  And we'll never get rid of Flem Flaman.

Now you can listen to TSBS right on our MySpace and Facebook pages!  Dig that!

Music:

Barefoot Natives - Ke Aloha A`u E Hali`a Nei
John Cruz - Island Style
Marty Dread - Closer To Her Heart
Holly Corcoran - Ave Maria
Kaleo Futuristo - Susie Q
Salt and Samovar - Swallowed A Pill
William Shatner - Common People
Liam Sullivan - No Booty Calls

Jill's the talk of cybersapce!  She has offers from two swarthy studs who know what a good woman looks like.  Whom will she choose?  Kava turned out to be a dud, Keziah's dealing with peeing bums and Jill's enamored with the mullet.  Who isn't?  And check out the new shirts here.

Music:

Howie Newman - I'm Big in Belgium
Liam Sullivan - Text Message Breakup
Colquitt - Juliet's Last Breath

Mercy. Poor Dave's Mom. Keziah's in studio again and she and Jill give it all they have to Dave's Mom.  But that's not enough.  Special Guest, Renee gets her shots, too.  Keziah & Dave get ready to try the dreaded Kava Bar.  Keziah at a strip club? Who the hell keeps talking about REO Speedwagon?  Beware of the deadly Dog Monkey - it humps your leg then throws poo at you.

Music:

Jim Donovan - Las Vegas
Suit of Hair - Flying Underground
Tribe of Eden - Empower
Cab Calloway - Hep to the Jive
Steve Poltz - What Would Gandhi Do?
Cherry Capri and the Martini Kings - Cocktails for Two

Live, in studio...the lovely and talented Keziah!  Also in studio, the lovely and talented Jill.  And Dave.

Let's talk about urinals.  Seriously.  Pick up lines for chicks.  Tiger Beat rules.  Get well wishes to Anuhea.  And we mustn't forget - e-mail "Representative" Sally Kern and tell her what a douchebag she is...in a respectful way, of course. 

For some reason, Dave has laminated pictures of Olivia Newton John in his shower.  Pass the body wash, please.

Music:

Sheedyfrost - Rum Daze
Liam Sullivan - Let Me Borrow That Top
Sally Kern & Whitee - I'm a Freakin Homophobe
Jim Donovan - Kuku

Jill and Dave just get back from seeing the goddess known as Margaret Cho. Dave also checked out some Joshua Redman as well, where he met his new nemesis Doctor Shitpants. Dave volunteers to help at Barryfest and gets unmercifully mocked by so-called do-gooders. Jill's becoming a pirate before our very eyes. Due to throat difficulties, Keziah's Korner will not be heard today, but next week...Keziah live, in studio!!!

Music:

Joshua Redman Trio - The Surrey With the Fringe On Top
Skeleton Staff - Rude
Marty Dread - Another Day in Paradise
The Coasters - Along Came Jones

This week, we didn't talk about anything.  We sure didn't talk about that guy and there's no way we talked about that chick.  So everyone can just chill the freak out. Dave figures out that musicians are flaky which is too bad, because we may start planning Jillfest soon.  Due to Dave's incompetence we had to tack on Keziah's Korner to the end of the show.  We didn't get to listen to it yet ourselves, but Dave overheard something about midget penises (seriously).  Here's the link to one of Dave's 900 internet crushes Violet Blue.  She rocks.

Music:
MC Frontalot - Goth Girls
Dick Gregory & Whitee - State of the Black Union
Steve Poltz - Hater's Union
Exile Parade - Fire Walk With Me
Barefoot Natives - All My Life