The Stuart Bedasso Show has made the big time!  We're on someone's CD!  And it's the new release by our old friends, Sheedyfrost.  Check it out.  We unveil the newest batch of sex toys to review.  Melyssa's going to recruit someone to review the vibrating panties.  Dave's going to make use the Clone-A-Willy to make a replica of his junk, then we're going to auction it off with the proceeds going to help Haiti.  We're thinking he's going to need a fluffer.  Any takers?  Melyssa has many strengths.  Sexing cats is not one of them.

Music:

Sheedyfrost - Hard Day

The Girls - Chico's Girls

Mants - Mants In Your Pants

Chris Clark - Do Right Baby Do Right

Them Crooked Vultures - Dead End Friends

Ballyhoo - The Friend Zone

Scott Brown is a serious douchebag.  With that we talk about patriotism, animal law and more.  All you bastards who would take less liberties for more "security" should be locked up at Guantanamo.  What's the deal with hobos?  Who ARE these people?  You may already know this, but Dave's all about the Vag.  Just sayin'.  If you're in San Diego and need a lawyer, give Jill Ballard a call: 619-793-8626.

Music:

Nellie McKay - Mean To Me
Eddie Bo - Gotta Have More
Betty Steeles - Bring Me The Love
Love Helicopters - Love Helicopter
Cody Weathers - Mad About You

Finally!  We do a show with the lovely and talented Suzanne Monroe and it's not messed up.  Live freakin music!  Enjoy!  Melyssa comes to the show pre-loaded, Dave has an awkward gay locker room story and we debate the pros and cons of hairless balls.  There's also a brief review of the Babeland book Moregasm.  Stay tuned to the website for our written remarks. 

Music:

Loretta Lynn - The Shoe Goes On The Other Foot Tonight
Suzanne Monroe - Images of Beauty (live)
Tim Furman - Foresaken
Earl Grant - Oh Happy Day
Suzanne Monroe - Wondering Out (live)

Special guests, Bryan Clutz and Adam Travis join us to talk about - and drink - beer.  Bryan and Adam write the beer column for our local corporate rag.  While it must have been the beer, they've agreed to be regular guests on the show.  Hooray for beer!  This week, we tasted a couple of beers from the Oskar Blues brewery in Colorado and we tore through the sampler pack from Butternuts Beer and Ale.  Oh, and someone needs to tell Dave that it's a tasting, not guzzling.  We had such a good time with the show, we went 14 minutes over time.  And of course we had...

Music:

Ikena Dupont - Let's Drink Beer
Dave Bartholomew - Who Drank My Beer While I Was In The Rear
The Pogues - Beer, Beer, Beer
Mojo Nixon - Beer Ain't Drinkin'
Bowling for Soup - Hooray For Beer
Ballyhoo! - Cerveza
Los Originales De San Juan - Me Gusta Tomar Cerveza

Erick busts into the Rochester social scene with the 1st annual Naked Big Wheel Race!  Sign up today.  Babeland sends us their latest sex manual, a review will be coming up soon.  This gets us talking about pregnant sex.  We're all down with it.  Dave offers himself up as a slumpbuster.  Ladies?  You just ain't ugly, you're Buffalo Ugly.  We beat up on Rochester's ugly sister.  And we tip toe around the N-word, but Norma Miller sure doesn't.  Sound familiar?  Tell all your botard friends to listen to the Stuart Bedasso Show!

Music:

Miranda Rensch - Lady On The Floor
Eddy Delbridge - Wishful Thinking
UFO Catcher - Get You Dirty
Pink Lady Medley - Donny Osmond, Pink Lady and Pink Lady
The Dukes Of The Stratosphere - What In The World