Keziah's back with a special Keziah's Korner!  Then the gang goes off on the state of education.  Stuart's looking for a gig at Foxy's, but it's Dave who may end up on the pole.  Someone's panties are in a bunch about an SNL skit about Hawaii and gym ettiquite tips for all you manly men out there.

Music:

The Alan Bown Set - Gonna Fix You Good
Santa Cruz Steel - Hard Times
The Frank Chickens - We Are Ninja (Not Geisha)
The Apples in Stereo - Can You Feel It?

It's Melyssa's and Heinrich's Anniversary!!!  Hooray!  We hope he doesn't know that he married a lesbian.  Erick gets sex ed text messages and Dave gets a car accident.  That seems about right.  Should you drink with your friend's ex?  We'll find out.  We also found out that it's hard to say "statistic" when you've been drinking.  We also welcome our newest sponsor, Australian Pimp Lube.  Enjoy Australian Pimp Lube responsibly.

Music:

Family Funktion and the Sitar Jams - Bombay Boogie
The Sumner Brothers - Both Back
Anchorage, Nebraska - Don't Change A Thing
The Soul Lifters - Hot, Funky & Sweaty
Chakradar - Boosty
Cassettes Won't Listen - Freeze and Explode (accoustic)
Nick Lowe - The Club
The Steve Greene Trio - Sonnymoon for Two

And don't forget our new website: www.stuartbedasso.com

St. Patrick's Day brought the Stuart Bedasso Crew together and hilarity ensued.  Dave made a bunch of new friends and women threw themselves at Erick.  On the job front, Dave is not into ass wiping and we invent the Ass Pick 3000 as a result.  Ask for it by name.  We briefly talk about the Stewart / Cramer showdown.

Music:

The Wild Geese - Back to the Boozer
Jerry Teel and the Big City Stompers - Baby Out of Jail
The Sadies - Anna Leigh
Naked Lunch - Livin Is Funky
Janie Jones - Sex Machine
Otis Spann - Little Boy Blue

We have what you've been looking for in a personal lubricant - antioxidants!  Try our new Ambrosia Lube.  Upcoming plans are discussed for guests, the new website and a remote - down the road, we'll be podcasting from a sex toy party!  Melyssa hates our phallic-shaped microphones, but it Dave ever finds vagina-shaped mics, we may never get another show done.  How 'bout those funky sex dreams, eh?  Dave and Melyssa go off on Hillside Children's Center.  Today's podcast is brought to you by the letters M and F.

Music:

Family Funktion and The Sitar Jams - Van Pad Man
Eleni Mandell - Needle And Thread
Gregory Paul - Dusty Man
Golem - Tell Her You Love Her
Dr. John - Average Kind of Guy

As we welcome Melyssa aboard the show as a regular part of the crew, we find out that she freezes dead cats.  Here, Kitty, Kitty... Dave and Melyssa both have high school reunions coming up.  One of them is taking Erick as a date.  Are you ready for your Mystery Date?  Dave gets cock blocked by a fart.  The Phillie Phanatic - the John Holmes of Plushies.  If you wear a baseball hat around Melyssa, you better be wearing your cup as well.

Music:

The Latin Breed - I Turn You On
Average Otis - Crazy
Average Otis - Your Own
The Sadies - What's Left Behind
Jerry Teel and the Big City Stompers - MC Call Mississippi Mosquito Scratch