'Tis the season...to stampede under-paid Wal-mart workers!  Ho! Ho! Ho!  Dave blows off X-mas parties while Jill gets that festive spirit.  There's a new website a-comin.  Check out the details.  Facebook is really, really creepy.  Jill don't want you hatin on Charlie Brown!  Peppermint Patty?  Well, that's another matter.  Dave gets lead poisoning from scratch-n-sniff books. 

Music:

The Electric Chairs - Fuck Off
Ofo the Black Company - Allah Wakbar
Bella - Stay Here
Vancougar - Phone Calls
Chumbawamba - Dutiful Servants and Political Masters
Semion - Year of the Monkee
Billy Davis - Stanky (Get Funky)

Dave wasn't invited to the birthday party therefore he (and Otis) don't get any chocolate cake.  While listening to the music, Dave almost mortally wounds himself and finds an old friend online.  Hear how Dave equates child molesters to politics and updates about the big move.

Music:

Albert and Gage - But I Love You
Tom Wilson - Lesbian Seagull
Dave Dill - Don't Believe It
Novillero - Stand Up For Our Side
The Buttless Chaps - Are We Forgiven Now?
Vancougar - (I hope your) Money (keeps you warm)
Martinibomb - The Love God
Elbarto - Planet Mambo 160
The Pipkins - Are You Cookin Goose?

That's right, we're Mint Records' bitches...at least until we run out of their music to play.  Jill's on assignment so Dave left to confuse the Germans with the French...it's not pretty.  But his plan to bail out the US car industry is a big hit...with Trotsky.  Enjoy our brief music tribute to Rachel Kramer Bussel.  Too bad Dave can't pronounce her name. 

Here is the petition for you to sign to get Dr. Linda Darling-Hammond appointed Secretary of Education.  Sign it and then spread the word.  Word.

Music:

Mishka Shubaly - Don't Cut Yr Hair
The Cartridge Family - Ally
The Ramblin Ambassadors - Cupcakes de Milo
The Long Knives - Another Fork in the Road
Semion - Good Times
The Choir Practice - Loose Lips
The Awkward Stage - Hey, Modern Day School Girl
K'naan - Blues For The Horn

 Jill and Dave make fun of Godzilla movies, crippled kids and alternative medicine...and all in the same podcast!  Jill's trying out the whole Crazy Cat Lady scene.  So far, not too successful, but as we all now, Drag Queens are a girl's best friend.  Dave didn't study for his blood test.  And The Stuart Bedasso Show is down with the Twitter.

Music:

Terry Anderson and the Olympic Ass-Kicking Team - Fat Lady in the Stands
Classic Ruins - Let's Get Dull
Michael Franti - Sey Hey (I Love You)
Milton - Sarah Jane
Stark - Co-Dependent Master

Tune in for a major announcement about the future of The Stuart Bedasso Show!  Dave has a sexually charged week at work, including porn tits, getting propositioned by a young boy and a sexual harassment video.  Strangely enough, none are related to each other.  There sure are some crazies on the internets.  Maybe censorship isn't such a bad idea afterall.  Dave tries to get someone's visa revoked.

The Stuart Bedasso Show is now on Twitter!

Music:

Max Eider - Secret Life
Sol Serenade - Mother Mary
Jenny Lewis - Rise Up With Fists!
Milton - Everybody Loves You
The Felice Brothers - Frankie's Gun
Hyperbubble - Synthenasia
Sursum Corda - Mi Hanno Perso
Head-Roc - Change in America