Is Dave really a Craigslist stalker?  Get the latest on Jill's upcoming birthday bash.  What's that smell?  Is it a spark between Dave & Jill?  No, it's just Keziah's Fish of the Month Club.  And ladies and gentlemen, meet Roy Channing!

Music:

Walt Atkison - Blue Tattoo
Abi Tapia - Get It And Go
Lizzy the Lezzy - Episode 3: Single
Order of the White Rose - Resist Despair
Randall J. Rospond - Sweet Moments Sweeter
Sloan - All I Am is All You're Not
Malika Makouf Rassmussen - Lunda Street

Dave can't stop staring at Jill's chest.  Find out why.  How about a little sexual campaigning?  Marvin Gaye's turning in his grave.  Jill's birthday is coming up - shop now and avoid the rush.  How about a nice sock full of hot nickels upside your head?  Just tell Dave what a great guy he is and see what happens.  Keziah's a teacher!  And don't miss Episode 2 of Lizzy the Lezzy.

Music:

Butch Young - Dime Store Jesus
Jonathan Richman - The Lovers Are Here and They're Full of Sweat
Was (Not Was) - Crazy Water

Dave has ants, and they're not in his pants.  He also has the solution for all of you suffering a Hillary Hangover (Jill & Stuart???).  Dave may be at the point where he needs a metal detector and dark socks.  Keziah thinks she's Emo, but she's just paying attention.  And Episode 1 of Lizzie the Lezzie.

Music:

Younglove - Underground
Emmanuel Jal - Forced to Sin
Sheedyfrost - In Aubeterre
Albert and Gage - Black Denim Trousers
Gonzalo Brown - Hermoso Hasta el Final
Duane Stephenson - Love is Calling

We kill again with special guest Anthony Pignataro.  And speaking of death, Jill almost bites it on a kayak excursion.  We knew it - Anthony sleeps in satin, tartan PJ's.  Dave uses sweatshop immigrants to create his renewable energy.  It's not easy being green - ask Lupe who blew out a hammy creating electricity for the fridge.  If you're on Maui you don't want ice cream!  And Keziah' Korner is back in the hizz-ow.

Music:

Toots and the Maytals - Pressure Drop
Sex-O-Rama 2 - Stiffed
KRS-One - Money