Jill's the talk of cybersapce!  She has offers from two swarthy studs who know what a good woman looks like.  Whom will she choose?  Kava turned out to be a dud, Keziah's dealing with peeing bums and Jill's enamored with the mullet.  Who isn't?  And check out the new shirts here.

Music:

Howie Newman - I'm Big in Belgium
Liam Sullivan - Text Message Breakup
Colquitt - Juliet's Last Breath

Live, in studio...the lovely and talented Keziah!  Also in studio, the lovely and talented Jill.  And Dave.

Let's talk about urinals.  Seriously.  Pick up lines for chicks.  Tiger Beat rules.  Get well wishes to Anuhea.  And we mustn't forget - e-mail "Representative" Sally Kern and tell her what a douchebag she is...in a respectful way, of course. 

For some reason, Dave has laminated pictures of Olivia Newton John in his shower.  Pass the body wash, please.

Music:

Sheedyfrost - Rum Daze
Liam Sullivan - Let Me Borrow That Top
Sally Kern & Whitee - I'm a Freakin Homophobe
Jim Donovan - Kuku

Jill and Dave just get back from seeing the goddess known as Margaret Cho. Dave also checked out some Joshua Redman as well, where he met his new nemesis Doctor Shitpants. Dave volunteers to help at Barryfest and gets unmercifully mocked by so-called do-gooders. Jill's becoming a pirate before our very eyes. Due to throat difficulties, Keziah's Korner will not be heard today, but next week...Keziah live, in studio!!!

Music:

Joshua Redman Trio - The Surrey With the Fringe On Top Skeleton Staff - Rude Marty Dread - Another Day in Paradise The Coasters - Along Came Jones

This week, we didn't talk about anything.  We sure didn't talk about that guy and there's no way we talked about that chick.  So everyone can just chill the freak out. Dave figures out that musicians are flaky which is too bad, because we may start planning Jillfest soon.  Due to Dave's incompetence we had to tack on Keziah's Korner to the end of the show.  We didn't get to listen to it yet ourselves, but Dave overheard something about midget penises (seriously).  Here's the link to one of Dave's 900 internet crushes Violet Blue.  She rocks.

Music:
MC Frontalot - Goth Girls
Dick Gregory & Whitee - State of the Black Union
Steve Poltz - Hater's Union
Exile Parade - Fire Walk With Me
Barefoot Natives - All My Life