The Stuart Bedasso Show

Genny Bock and Dumb Dems - February 7, 2010

Sun, 7 Feb 2010 16:14:00 GMT

We're back with more beer, featuring Bryan Clutz from Keglines. This week we bust out the Genny Bock, a local favorite that's only available for a limited time. Bryan scores us one bottle of Red Stripe Light - not available in the US yet. Don't tell Homeland Security. Hey Dems, you may be creaming your jeans over Obama's showing up Repubs, but remember, it's all talk so far. He still hasn't done anything progressive yet. An update on Dave's Junk. He's not going to need a fluffer, he's going to need a pit crew.

Music:

The Village Soul Choir - Rubber Duckie

Redneck Girlfriend - Live Nude Girls

Mare Edstrom - Rollin and Tumblin - Got Mud In My Soul

The Paperbacks - Slow Learners

Dave Needs A Fluffer - January 31, 2010

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:10:00 GMT

The Stuart Bedasso Show has made the big time! We're on someone's CD! And it's the new release by our old friends, Sheedyfrost. Check it out. We unveil the newest batch of sex toys to review. Melyssa's going to recruit someone to review the vibrating panties. Dave's going to make use the Clone-A-Willy to make a replica of his junk, then we're going to auction it off with the proceeds going to help Haiti. We're thinking he's going to need a fluffer. Any takers? Melyssa has many strengths. Sexing cats is not one of them.

Music:

Sheedyfrost - Hard Day

The Girls - Chico's Girls

Mants - Mants In Your Pants

Chris Clark - Do Right Baby Do Right

Them Crooked Vultures - Dead End Friends

Ballyhoo - The Friend Zone

Scott Brown's A Douchebag - January 24, 2010

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 23:27:00 GMT

Scott Brown is a serious douchebag. With that we talk about patriotism, animal law and more. All you bastards who would take less liberties for more "security" should be locked up at Guantanamo. What's the deal with hobos? Who ARE these people? You may already know this, but Dave's all about the Vag. Just sayin'. If you're in San Diego and need a lawyer, give Jill Ballard a call: 619-793-8626.

Music:

Nellie McKay - Mean To Me
Eddie Bo - Gotta Have More
Betty Steeles - Bring Me The Love
Love Helicopters - Love Helicopter
Cody Weathers - Mad About You

Dave's Jew Junk - January 17, 2010

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 06:17:00 GMT

Finally! We do a show with the lovely and talented Suzanne Monroe and it's not messed up. Live freakin music! Enjoy! Melyssa comes to the show pre-loaded, Dave has an awkward gay locker room story and we debate the pros and cons of hairless balls. There's also a brief review of the Babeland book Moregasm. Stay tuned to the website for our written remarks.

Music:

Loretta Lynn - The Shoe Goes On The Other Foot Tonight
Suzanne Monroe - Images of Beauty (live)
Tim Furman - Foresaken
Earl Grant - Oh Happy Day
Suzanne Monroe - Wondering Out (live)

Hooray For Beer! - January 10, 2010

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 16:24:00 GMT

Special guests, Bryan Clutz and Adam Travis join us to talk about - and drink - beer. Bryan and Adam write the beer column for our local corporate rag. While it must have been the beer, they've agreed to be regular guests on the show. Hooray for beer! This week, we tasted a couple of beers from the Oskar Blues brewery in Colorado and we tore through the sampler pack from Butternuts Beer and Ale. Oh, and someone needs to tell Dave that it's a tasting, not guzzling. We had such a good time with the show, we went 14 minutes over time. And of course we had...

Music:

Ikena Dupont - Let's Drink Beer
Dave Bartholomew - Who Drank My Beer While I Was In The Rear
The Pogues - Beer, Beer, Beer
Mojo Nixon - Beer Ain't Drinkin'
Bowling for Soup - Hooray For Beer
Ballyhoo! - Cerveza
Los Originales De San Juan - Me Gusta Tomar Cerveza

Buffalo Ugly - January 3, 2009

Sun, 3 Jan 2010 20:29:00 GMT

Erick busts into the Rochester social scene with the 1st annual Naked Big Wheel Race! Sign up today. Babeland sends us their latest sex manual, a review will be coming up soon. This gets us talking about pregnant sex. We're all down with it. Dave offers himself up as a slumpbuster. Ladies? You just ain't ugly, you're Buffalo Ugly. We beat up on Rochester's ugly sister. And we tip toe around the N-word, but Norma Miller sure doesn't. Sound familiar? Tell all your botard friends to listen to the Stuart Bedasso Show!

Music:

Miranda Rensch - Lady On The Floor
Eddy Delbridge - Wishful Thinking
UFO Catcher - Get You Dirty
Pink Lady Medley - Donny Osmond, Pink Lady and Pink Lady
The Dukes Of The Stratosphere - What In The World

Introducing Bella - December 27, 2009

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:23:00 GMT

Melyssa and Erick had to take the show off, so we brought in a sub for them: Dave's rescued cat, Bella. More beer for Dave, I guess. A ton of music, but we also talked about health care "reform". Also, Dave tells a story of how The Man actually did him a solid. Seriously.

Music:

Ike and Tina Turner - I Wanna Jump
Boxer - Hip Kiss
Baby Huey and The Babysitters - Monkey Man
Les Terribles - Pourqui Je Pleure?
Blakroc - On The Vista
Billy Harner - Sally Sayin Something
Intercontinental Playboys - The Erotic Circus of Torment
The Debonaires - Stop, Let's Be United
Sex O'Clock USA - Baby Come On
Crazy Teens - Crazy Date
Disposable Heroes of Hipocracy - Everyday Life Has Become A Health Risk
Durwood Douche - Front Naughty Nocturne

It's A Stuart Bedasso Holiday! - Decebmer 20, 2009

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:49:00 GMT

We taped the greatest show ever. Funny, great music, a live musical guest. Yep. Sure would have been a great show for you to hear. Too bad the recording didn't turn out. So Dave put together a holiday show for you that will make your toes tingle (but it could be the gout). Don't worry, we'll have our guest back on lickity-split.

Music:

Charo - Donde Esta Santa Claus
Count Floyd - Reggae Christmas Eve in Translyvania
Disco Beat - Sant Claus Is Disco'n To Town
Ed "Kookie" Byrnes - Yulesville
Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings - Ain't No Chimneys
Captain Sensible - One Christmas Catalog
Lord Nelson - A Party For Santa Claus
Eddie Lawrence - The Merry Old Philosopher
Man or Astroman? - Frosty The Snowman
Victoria Vox - Happy Holidays
The Ravonettes - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
Eddie Lawrence - Jaguar 4 Xmas
Louis Armstrong And The Commanders - Zat You, Santa Claus?
El Gran Combo - Asalto Navideno
Celia Cruz - Jingle Bells
Rick Vera and Steve Allen - How Can Santa Come To Puerto Rico

The Ravages of Syphillis - December 13, 2009

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 04:47:00 GMT

Due to extraordinary circumstances, Stuart ends up doing the show all by his lonesome. There's a quick visit from our old pal, Lou Stules as well as a couple of commercials from Dave's old stint at WPUD. And then it's crazy music all the way. Enjoy. Next week: a special, in studio guest. You won't believe your ears.

Music:

Mutant Press - Pants On Fire
Calliope Musicals- Baby, We're On Our Way
Los Invasores - Destino: Honolulu
Les Terribles - Sauvages Et Candides
Waipot Pesuwan - Miss Chaa
Spacelords - Lit
The Spinners - Itchin For My Baby But I Don't Know Where To Scratch
Tom Waits - Shiny Things
The Soapbox Project - Something That You Do
Rodger Collins - Foxy Girls In Oakland
Jim Henson - Tick Tock Sick
Jolie Holland - Your Big Hands
Fifth Nation - Fate Is Nothing
William Shatner - The Transformed Man
Larry And The Loafers - Let's Go To The Beach

The Smarty Art Podcaster - December 6, 2009

Sun, 6 Dec 2009 05:03:00 GMT

Melyssa shows off her arty side. Dave can't paint a wall. We could throw up any number of bumper sticker sayings, but the bottom line is, those Senators in New York State who voted against gay marriage are wankers. Elliot Spitzer's comeback? And all you failed showbiz folks who think podcasts are nice diversions can bite us. Bite us hard and bite us long.

Get your 2010 Stuart Bedasso Calendar at www.stuartbedasso.com.

Music:

Kill Henry Sugar - Yankee Talk
The Barbarians - Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl
Lou Courtney - Hot Butter N All pt. 1
The Ravonettes - Last Dance
The Beat Dolls - Forgive Me

Universal Sign For Balls - November 29, 2009

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:53:00 GMT

Black Friday came and went, and it was a big gooey mess for Melyssa. Dave - and maybe Erick - have themselves a pimp to get them dates. Back again to the story of really bad wedding gifts. You're welcome. You may like Wegmans' Olive Bar, but someone needs to send them a fashion memo.

Music:

Mutant Press - Touching Tongues
Scorpio Rising - Get It Up
Chris Beard - Ten Toes Up
Peg Dolan - Home

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Obama's Anteater - November 22, 2009

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:17:00 GMT

The star of today's show is: Erick! And what a week he's had. Loses the girl, yet gains the pussy; went on a cougar hunt, ended up stalking onanistic-pony-tail-guy; AND he's a great uncle. Dave wished for a race riot and instead just got bad comedy. Hey kids, stay in school. That's the only way you can become a Lactation Coordinator. Trust us. Erick insists that George Lopez's ass smells of sandalwood. Who are we to argue.

Music:

Spacelords - A Little Deeper
Joan Osborne - Little Wild One
Fifth Nation - Thanks For The Gametes
The Beat Dolls - You Were Right

Cookies, Pussy and Beer - November 15, 2009

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:42:00 GMT

Live, in studio, with special guest Steve Gallwey from Chamber 51. Steve joins the crew to talk about Roller Derby, the bamboo myth and more. If you need info on Can Jam 2009, you can go to: http://gpomc.blogspot.com/2009/11/can-jam.html. Erick's got himself some live-in pussy, we have cookies and beer. It really doesn't get any better than this. Melyssa's a part of the Best of Rochester poll. Find out for what!

Music:

Alessandro Mannarino - Me So Mbicato
Grazyna Lobaszewska i Ergo Band - Past The Piles Of Piles
David Bowie - I Dig Everything
Lady Shelly - Welcome

Sex Toy Reviews #3 - November 8, 2009

Sun, 8 Nov 2009 00:10:00 GMT

Down with the sexy time. Two...uh...thumbs up this time. Dave's got a video on pegging and Melyssa has the two-headed monster. Melyssa got married last weekend. Sorry boys, she's off the market. We look at the Pagans and the scary Creationists. Erick stopped getting mail. We do a hard-hitting expose' on sombreros. Are they Mexican sex toys? And as a public service, we give you expert advice on beating H1N1.

Read the written reviews at http://www.stuartbedasso.com/2009/11/sex-toy-review-3.html

Music:

Dr. Clarke - H1N1 Rap
Julia Nunes - Roles Reversed
Melanie Zipin - My Life Now
The Lobster Quadrille - Honey Babe
Camera Obscura - You Told A Lie

Sexy Time With David Duchovny - November 1, 2009

Sun, 1 Nov 2009 23:49:00 GMT

Melyssa's got something going on in her inhaler. One hit and she's randy for David Duchovny. It almost spread to the rest of us. Melyssa and Dave to go a benefit and see a bunch of hair cover bands. There's not good stuff in what we call our food. Beaver Anal Glands? Who decided that was a good idea? Dave messes up a job interview and one of his students pulls off a Michael Jackson impersonation - complete with crotch grab.

Music:

The Yo-Yo's - The Mole In The Hole*
Camera Obscura - My Maudlin Career
Madness - Forever Young
Simone - Love Me Or Leave Me
Melanie Zipin - What Does It Mean

*Warning: this song will never, ever leave your head. Be prepared. Go to www.stuartbedasso.com for video of the song.

Bringing Colored Back - October 25, 2009

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:37:00 GMT

Live from the Sports Page, it's the Halloween Show! Pseudo-scary music to thrill you! In a totally WTF moment...Melyssa brings "colored" back. Still not sure why. Dave unleashes the next set of sex toys to be reviewed. Melyssa's is pretty and Dave's is scary. New job and banking adventures for Dave. The gang tries to figure out why things are improved when it just ain't necessary.

Music:

The Upperclassmen - Cha Cha With The Zombies
Mr. Fab - Cannibal Zombie Mob
The Johnson Brothers - Zombie Lou
Nightmares - The Headless Ghost
The A-Bones - Devil Dance
The Goldstars - Halloween Hell

Asthma Sex - October 18

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:36:00 GMT

Erick and Melyssa give us a primer on how asthmatics can have sex. H-O-T! Dave meets the girl of his dreams...his racist, gun-toting, lutefisk-eating dreams. He may need a safe house. Mike Tyson cries on the Oprah. Like any of us, he just needs a hug. Erick and Melyssa are ass...uh people. What does Dave like? Boobs, Rochester, boooooooob-sa!

Music:

The Relations - Puddin -n- Tang
Digital Underground - The Odd Couple
Julia Nunes - Maybe I Will
The Lobster Quadrille - A Man's Bound To Suffer
Ecomog - In The Air

War Protest Goes Bad - October 11, 2009

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 15:40:00 GMT

Dave participate in a war protest and the Rochester Police start cracking heads. Hear Dave's description. Really? Obama won what? Erick calls for Kanye West to be invited to the ceremony. Melyssa's a bit hungover, but she's still bringing the sexy. Rosa Clemente was in town. The good, the bad and the ugly. Dave has a physical and doesn't get kissed after. Figures.

Here are links to the video we talked about:
War Protest: http://gpomc.blogspot.com/2009/10/video-of-police-brutality-in-rochester.html
Post Protest Intimidation: http://gpomc.blogspot.com/2009/10/rochester-police-try-to-intimidate.html

Music:

Dead Prez - Walk Like A Warrior
Clydie King - Ain't My Stuff Good Enough
Primal Scream - Urban Guerillas
Disasternauts - My Dad's The Heat

A Dead Bird For You - October 4, 2009

Sun, 4 Oct 2009 21:13:00 GMT

Dave leaves a dead bird for Marc Maron and gets yelled at. Bad dog! Bad dog! Rosa Clemente comes to Rochester and talks to college students, and influences the show. Melyssa's getting a little sax. And who really gives a dump about the Olympics? Doesn't Obama have more important things to work on? Ahhh, remember the good old days when artists would sample porn into their music? Fishbone, Whitee, Devo, et al. No longer.

Music:

Charlie Watts Orchestra - Stompin At The Savoy
Juanita And The Rabbit - We Live In A Motherfucking Van
Willie Mitchell - Bum Daddy
The Congos - Keep On Knocking
Skip James - All Night Long

No Five Second Rule Here - September 27, 2009

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 17:04:00 GMT

Pegging: (v) a sexual practice in which a woman penetrates a man's anus with a strap-on dildo. (via wikipedia) Then the show goes downhill from there. We discuss the G20 protests and The Man's reaction to protests in general. How 'bout a little sled hockey! Dave almost gets fired...again. If you ever go to Erick's house, whatever you do, DON'T eat the salami. Yet another Michael Moore rant. And we actually plug other podcasts. Yes, they do exist.

Music:

Betty Harris - Trouble With My Lover
Juanita and the Rabbit - Kick You Outta My Head
Makana - A Touch of Deviance
Texas Sheiks - Blues In The Bottle
Nick Lowe- Nutted By Reality
The Invictas - Finger Lickin' Good

Baby Makin' Time - September 20, 2009

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:51:00 GMT

Yes, it's baby makin' time. We've got everything we need. Baby makin' music, a mandle, our shots are updated. We're good to go! We also discuss the health care debate and male cheerleaders...though not together. Grillz are re-visited as well as the Green Party. Special shout out to Melyssa's husband who unchained Melyssa from the radiator to let her do this week's podcast.

Music:

Bob Bovee - Which Side Are You On
Makana - As The World Tunes
Texas Sheiks - Don't Sell It, Don't Give It Away
Mississippi Sheiks - The World Has Gone Wrong
Cymande - Getting It Back

Sex Toy Reviews #2 - September 9, 2009

Wed, 9 Sep 2009 23:04:00 GMT

You've been patient and now the time is here. Our second batch of sex toy reviews. Sadly, Melyssa and Dave are the curmudgeons of sex toys. Dave's encounter turns slapstick. Stuart goes off on those who think our President is indoctrinating children. Dave gets politically cockblocked. What's up with those child molesters ruining things for the rest of us?

Go to www.stuartbedasso.com to read the text versions of Melyssa's and Dave's reviews and see the video of Leslie Hall's song. Watch it at your own risk.

Music:

Leslie Hall - Blame The Booty
Cab Calloway - A Smooooth One
Anuhea - I Just Want You Around
The Mighty Diamonds - Go Seek Your Rights

Orgasm Nazi - September 3, 2009

Thu, 3 Sep 2009 21:50:00 GMT

This week, we taped at The Sports Page in Rochester, NY! Dave is the dictator of all orgasms, but he still can't talk Canadian. For some reason we discuss Erick's cooch, cool teachers, and flirty/creepy facebook comments. It's agreed...Democrats are douchebags and Chuck Schumer is their douchebaggy king. Ted Kennedy died and the world kept on going...for now.

Music:

Argon 40 - When The Words Don't Come
Bukka White - Shake Em On Down
Logan Lynn - Burning Your Glory
Almost September - Do You Hear What I Hear

Hot Jello Love - August 26, 2009

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:36:00 GMT

This week's special guest: Alice Cooper! Alice Cooper like you've never heard him before. Like a Sexual Santa, Dave brings goodies for all the girls and boys. Melyssa and Gerry get porn, Keziah gets her buzzy thing and Dave? Well, Dave will be making love a rubbery piece of jello. That's right, it's not sex, it's making love...hot jello love. We're trying to name this thing so if you have a suggestion, let us know. Melyssa insists that somewhere out there, someone has a Dave fetish. Yeow. And we talk about how the corporate parties try to squash democracy. Why do Democrats hate democracy so much?

Music:

Daniella Cotton - Dark Desire
The Felice Brothers - Where'd You Get the Liquor
Mel Torme - Six Lessons From Madame La Zonga

Jewish Settlers - August 19, 2009

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:04:00 GMT

Podcast Supersub, Gerry, sits in for Erick who's on the DL with Herpes*. Melyssa does a public service for controlled substance users everywhere...oh, and clowns...she really digs clowns. We reveal that David Copperfield causes global warming. Who knew? Rochester Peeps: Start grooving on Alex White for Mayor. You'll be glad you did. Dave is some kind of Black Spanish Jew. WTF?

*Erick, to the best of our knowledge, is not infected with the herpes, or any other, virus...not that there's anything wrong with that. It was a joke intended to "encourage" him to not miss any more shows. Do not point, shun or spread rumors. Thank you.

Music:

Ecomog - Broke
Logan Lynn - Feed Me to the Wolves
Suzanne Monroe - Wondering Out
The Enoch Smith Jr. Group - Remembering Rochester

Retard Is As Retard Does - August 12, 2009

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:16:00 GMT

We bring the funny...we bring the serious. Dave misses the opportunity for front row seats to see The Donnas. The hot...sweaty...aromatic...Donnas. We get dissed by record weasels, now we'll never go to a land down under. It must be true...all roads lead to Olivia Newton John. What made for cable shows do YOU like? Homeopathic medicine is rad! We also discuss the latest local topic...the word "retard". Who deserves to run for office?

Music:

Will Currie and the Country French with Sloan - Push Pins
Julie London - Camptown Races
Movits - A-Kasseblues
King Sunny Ade - Oro Towo Baseti

Erick's Wide Vagina - August 5, 2009

Thu, 6 Aug 2009 01:29:00 GMT

Help the Stuart Bedasso Show grow. We have a wish list! Like the Renaissance, sponsor the arts, spread syphilis and eat pasta. Melyssa's gets gay over her son's birthday. Another tribute to Vermont...those bastards. Party in the Parking Lot...good times. Did you know you can stream the show on your cell phone. Get your Stuart Bedasso Ringtone! Great music on the show this week...dig it.

Music:

Daniella Cotton - Make U Move
Storm Large - Eight Miles Wide
Movits! - Tom Jones
Robert Cray - What About Me

Mens For Sale! - July 29, 2009

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:44:00 GMT

We covered a lot this week! Melyssa's got her some mens for sale. Come one, come all! We talk with the Jesus Street Team, but we find that actions speak louder than words. Don't masterhate, masturbate! Amy Fisher does porn. Well, it's about time. Dave's visited by the ghost of dishwashing past. We have a way for all you neocons to legally get rid of Obama...move to Hawaii and secede! We'll help you pack.

Music:

Chamber 51 - The Man
Julie London - How Come You Do Me Like You Do?
Li'l Ze' - Built to Ride

Gay Pride Parade - July 22, 2009

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:59:00 GMT

This is the gayest podcast ever! OK, now that I got that out of my system... we set up a table at the Rochester Gay Pride Parade and hilarity ensued. Check out the chick with the funky shoes, the grammar police and a whole lot more. One of the best parts of the day was when the suburban folks showed up not realizing it was the pride parade. Both Melyssa's and Dave's family stops by and shows that even little kids are down with the gay. No music for this week, just feather boas and balls in pantyhose.

Sex Toy Reviews #1 - July 15, 2009

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:46:00 GMT

They're finally here! Our first round of sex toy reviews. The good, the bad and the kinda hot. You can read the text at the website (www.stuartbedasso.com), but the show has added features, like Dave doing Alec, doing Clint, reading Keziah's review. Dave and Melyssa discuss old porn and new porn. Keziah reviews the movie Bruno. And next on the Celebrity Tragedy Watch: Paul Reubens. Watch out, Pee-Wee.

Don't forget to come down to the Rochester Gay Pride Parade and say hi to the gang. We're taping the next show at the corner of Park and Goodman (Parkleigh) from 4-5pm on Saturday, July 18th. Heck, we'll put you on the show.

Music:

David Gerard - Postman
Hotel Reverie - Out Of Luck
Moxie Fruvous - Kick In The Ass

Erick's Bidet - July 8, 2009

Wed, 8 Jul 2009 18:02:00 GMT

Erick couldn't make it tonight, but sent us a message via satellite. It was an inspiration to us all. Stuart is down-right creepy. Last week, he told Joyce DeWitt to be careful and...BAM! DWI and a really sad mug shot. More celebrity deaths, Adam West soft-core porn, Serena Williams dresses like a drag queen (stop it, Serena) and Melyssa is asked to defend Finland. Stuart wants Victoria Vox & Violet Blue to be at his memorial...good luck, Dude. We talk about getting the theme from the show as a ringtone, but the web people are still "reviewing" it for copyright issues. Stay tuned.

Music:

The Hattie Cook Band- Atlantic
Joell Ortiz featuring Styles P - We Can Do It
Hotel Reverie - Narcoleptic Fits
The Enfields - She Already Has Somebody
Hey Bulldog - If I Was Your Man

No Lube for Melyssa - July 1, 2009

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 17:12:00 GMT

We're obligated to talk about all the celebrities who died in the last week. Melyssa thinks Tony Little's bumping them all off. We're probably the only ones who paid tribute to Fred Travelena. That's a good thing, right? Farrah blasphemy at a yard sale leaves Dave in a huff. Erick gets a present...porn! Dave has to look for blueball clip art for our new sex toy rating system. Dave and Melyssa have become party planners on the cheap. And it seems that one of is a bit more moist than the others. Tune in to find out who it is. Here's that Cynthia McKinney link. We hope she and all the others on the humanitarian mission are OK.

Music:

Sammy Davis Jr Band - Slap
Mambo Kings - Una Manana
Ecomog - Fat Man
Albert and Gage - Say Yes To Love
Dennis Brown - Revolution

The Craigslist Experiment - June 24, 2009

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:59:00 GMT

Welcome to The Stuart Bedasso Show's Craigslist Experiment. In order for Dave to fully participate in reviewing sex toys with the rest of the crew, we posted an ad for a...uh...helper. We wrote the ad on the show and it's been posted here. Melyssa has a Godhusband. Boys, get in line to be next. Happy Birthday, Marcus! Melyssa's annoyed by Obama's smoking bill and she doesn't smoke, we briefly discuss Dave's package and Erick tells the story of his friend with the swinging Dad. Happy Father's Day! RIP Ed McMahon. And it's the thrilling conclusion of Seduction!

Music:

Charles Hamilton and MC Lyte - New York City Girl
Albert and Gage - Does She Have a Future With Me
Monty Python - Finland
Primal Scream - Get Your Rocks Off

Dave's Battle With Tourettes - June 17, 2009

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:20:00 GMT

Dave battles tourettes and appears to be losing. He loses his sex toy buddy and declares that his friend with benefits has too big of a co-pay. Erick professes his love of the "rub and tug." We're not sure, but we think Melyssa dated a pimp back in the day. The weirdest installment yet of Seduction is also on tap. We're all disappointed in David Letterman. No need to apologize...it was a good joke. Oh yeah, and Dave's out of a job, again. Anyone need a pool boy?

Music:

Two Guitars Clash - Way The World Works
Marc Maron - Fine
The Pleasure Seekers - What A Way To Die
Holly Cole Trio - Smile
Taj Mahal - Woulda Coulda Shoulda

Cheryl Ladd's Panties - June 10, 2009

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:53:00 GMT

You say it's your birthday? It's Melyssa's birthday, too. Yeah. She also recounts her family outing to New York City and brings back presents for Erick and Dave. Erick won't wear panties, but Dave would like to get into Cheryl Ladd's. The latest update on Sex Toy reviews...the cock ring's in the mail.

Music:

Anuhea - Right Love, Wrong Time
Alton Ellis and The Heptones - Only Sixteen
The Job - Ten Times
Titus Turner - People Sure Act Funny

Nasty Employment Counselor - June 3, 2009

Thu, 4 Jun 2009 02:03:00 GMT

This show features special guest, Steve Benz who has a beer for each wheel on his vehicle. Dave used to do that, but had to stop when he got that 18-wheeler. But he does make a very nasty employment counselor; pray you don't get him or you'll wind up turning tricks at the bus station. We talk about edumication once again and we're waiting for The SIMS: Parents' Basement Edition. Keziah's one angry...uh...she's angry. And there's a HUGE announcement about the future of the show. Don't miss it!

Music:

Sammy Davis Jr Band - Some Things Never Change
The Hattie Cooke Band - Never Go Away
Amy Hendrickson and the Prime Directive - The Pancake Theory
Marc Maron - Not A Sports Guy

Moist...Like Pie - May 27, 2009

Thu, 28 May 2009 01:48:00 GMT

Music is back on tap! We hang with the funny, but talk about gay marriage and the upcoming Supreme Court justice battle. There's new pictures up on the Facebook, MySpace and website. Go check 'em out. And this weeks marks the actual debut of Stuart Bedasso himself! Well, sort of.

Music:

The Job - Fighting, Fucking and Cars
Irene Kral - Rock Me To Sleep
The ID - Don't Think Twice
Sonia Bettencourt - John Doe
Marc Maron - Hate Cakes
Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Walk Right Through

Ron Jeremy and Luncheon Meat - May 20, 2009

Wed, 20 May 2009 19:41:00 GMT

Well, HERE'S something different. Dave forgot to bring a simple little cord. What does that mean? No music for you! An all talk format for this week's show...and we're back to the Wednesday uploads. What will Dave do with his weekends now?

What do Ron Jeremy and luncheon meat have in common? More sex toy stories. Erick's bringing the sexy! And a whole lot more!

[Dave's already packed his cord for next week, so more music and the continuation of the Seduction! serial.]

Hey! They raised our our rates to keep our podcast online. Go buy a t-shirt or something.

Keziah's Return Pt. 2 - May 17, 2009

Sun, 17 May 2009 23:12:00 GMT

And now....the rest of the story. We kept the mics on for another hour to make sure we got all that creamy Keziah goodness. OK, that was a bit graphic, but you get the point. Keziah would go straight for Anderson Cooper, somebody woke Grandpa Rodriguez, and Dave's past may finally catch up with him...even though he doesn't have a past. Don't fret, we'll get back into the Seduction! serial next week.

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Music:

AJ Croce - Bury Me Standing
Rose Davis - Sittin and Drinkin
Ruby James - The Words Goodbye
The Frank Chickens - We Are Frank Chickens

Keziah's Return Pt. 1 - May 10, 2009

Sun, 10 May 2009 18:01:00 GMT

This is a can't miss show, folks. Keziah's live in studio! Mike's in the house! The gang's all here. If we could just fly Jill up, we'd be all set, but Dave would lose it due to technical difficulties. We actually went two hours, so here's part one. We discuss the Lesbian Wingman, cougars vs. yaks and get a little scatological. Rumor has it there's a party in Mike's pants. And don't forget the new Obama Tramp Stamp. Ask for it by name.

Music:

Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Pockets
Ella Fitzgerald - Fascinating Rhythm
Jill Sobule - Nothing To Prove
The Boots - I Don't Like It

Blitzer's Beard - May 3, 2009

Mon, 4 May 2009 02:43:00 GMT

Happy Cinco De Mayo! Erick's in full force. Wolf Blitzer's beard is a weapon of mass destruction. The lovely and talented Zuza throw a party and Dave and Erick give the recount. Dave goes above and beyond to keep someone from falling off the wagon...ironically. I always feel like...somebody's watching meeeeee... Give it up for Texual Chocolate!

Music:

Gonzalo Brown - No Vamos A Cambiar De Bando
MC Lyte / Queenpen - Brooklyn II
El Ka Bong - Travellers Calling
Ruby James - Everything Good Goes Away

More Cushin for the Pushin - April 26, 2009

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 03:23:00 GMT

We start our series on Seduction... It took a 14-year-old to confirm it, but we already knew that Keziah has a sweet ass....I mean eyes. Stuart gets dissed by a teenager...the little teabagging whore. Bea Arthur is dead and so is Marilyn Chambers, but that douchebag, Rod Drheher, lives on...talk about no justice. Where can a brother get a patch job?

Music:

AJ Croce - You've Said Too Much
Jill Sobule - San Fransico
Rex Garvin and the Mighty Cravers - Raw Funky

San Fransico Video

Dave's Reporter Fetish - April 19, 2009

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 03:41:00 GMT

Dave and Melyssa go on a field trip...to hear the lovely and talented Zuza Szewczyk, and Melyssa knows way more than Dave about the music thing. We confirm it...Dave has a weird reporter fetish. The new object of his affection? Ana Marie Cox. But he's still waiting for that call from Connie Chung. Keziah kicks a little kid's ass...well, sorta.

The Stuart Bedasso Show: Bold, yet Ostentatious!

Music:

The Olympic Ass Kicking Team - Pow'ful 'Merka
Golem - Come To Me
El Ka Bong - Hangover Sunday
The Mouse Outfit - Dig This

Monsanto Rules The World - April 12, 2009

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:25:00 GMT

Melyssa's on the DL...and she's sick, too. We cover it all this week...pirates, gay marriage, female circumcision and more. Facebook gets weird with Zombee Jesus. We start talking about sports, but soon figure out that it's all big plot by Monsanto to rule the world. Hey! Come correct with your hat!

Music:

Joan Stiles - Past Imperfect
Tim Henson - Do Me Wrong (but do me)
Daylight Savings Account - I Am Looking For An Affect
Tony Fox - (I've Got To) Do It To It
The Zest of Yore - I'll Do The Thinking
Rose Davis - Yes, I've Been Crying
The Olympic Ass Kicking Team - Is We Or Aint We

Keziah Flare-Up - April 5, 2009

Mon, 6 Apr 2009 02:26:00 GMT

It's not a cold sore, it's another Keziah Flare-Up. (That's said with love) What do you do with your Republican friends? Stuart's obsessed with Michelle Obama's clothes, too! Michael Vick doesn't seem to understand what bankruptcy is. Got guns? Sadly, yes. And presidential sexual idiosyncrasies.

Music:

The Olympic Ass Kicking Team - Willie Mays
Zest of Yore - She Comes From Good Stock
Suzanne Monroe - Desiring [we said Moore....it's Monroe...sorry]
Two Guitars Clash - Slash N' Burn
Joan Stiles - Hurly Burly (J2 Mary Lou)

Dave's On The Pole - March 29, 2009

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:24:00 GMT

Keziah's back with a special Keziah's Korner! Then the gang goes off on the state of education. Stuart's looking for a gig at Foxy's, but it's Dave who may end up on the pole. Someone's panties are in a bunch about an SNL skit about Hawaii and gym ettiquite tips for all you manly men out there.

Music:

The Alan Bown Set - Gonna Fix You Good
Santa Cruz Steel - Hard Times
The Frank Chickens - We Are Ninja (Not Geisha)
The Apples in Stereo - Can You Feel It?

Sex Ed Text Messages - March 21, 2009

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 16:21:00 GMT

It's Melyssa's and Heinrich's Anniversary!!! Hooray! We hope he doesn't know that he married a lesbian. Erick gets sex ed text messages and Dave gets a car accident. That seems about right. Should you drink with your friend's ex? We'll find out. We also found out that it's hard to say "statistic" when you've been drinking. We also welcome our newest sponsor, Australian Pimp Lube. Enjoy Australian Pimp Lube responsibly.

Music:

Family Funktion and the Sitar Jams - Bombay Boogie
The Sumner Brothers - Both Back
Anchorage, Nebraska - Don't Change A Thing
The Soul Lifters - Hot, Funky & Sweaty
Chakradar - Boosty
Cassettes Won't Listen - Freeze and Explode (accoustic)
Nick Lowe - The Club
The Steve Greene Trio - Sonnymoon for Two

And don't forget our new website: www.stuartbedasso.com

Ass Pick 3000 - March 15, 2009

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 02:49:00 GMT

St. Patrick's Day brought the Stuart Bedasso Crew together and hilarity ensued. Dave made a bunch of new friends and women threw themselves at Erick. On the job front, Dave is not into ass wiping and we invent the Ass Pick 3000 as a result. Ask for it by name. We briefly talk about the Stewart / Cramer showdown.

Music:

The Wild Geese - Back to the Boozer
Jerry Teel and the Big City Stompers - Baby Out of Jail
The Sadies - Anna Leigh
Naked Lunch - Livin Is Funky
Janie Jones - Sex Machine
Otis Spann - Little Boy Blue

Ambrosia Lube - March 8, 2009

Mon, 9 Mar 2009 00:51:00 GMT

We have what you've been looking for in a personal lubricant - antioxidants! Try our new Ambrosia Lube. Upcoming plans are discussed for guests, the new website and a remote - down the road, we'll be podcasting from a sex toy party! Melyssa hates our phallic-shaped microphones, but it Dave ever finds vagina-shaped mics, we may never get another show done. How 'bout those funky sex dreams, eh? Dave and Melyssa go off on Hillside Children's Center. Today's podcast is brought to you by the letters M and F.

Music:

Family Funktion and The Sitar Jams - Van Pad Man
Eleni Mandell - Needle And Thread
Gregory Paul - Dusty Man
Golem - Tell Her You Love Her
Dr. John - Average Kind of Guy

The John Holmes of Plushies - March 1, 2009

Sun, 1 Mar 2009 07:29:00 GMT

As we welcome Melyssa aboard the show as a regular part of the crew, we find out that she freezes dead cats. Here, Kitty, Kitty... Dave and Melyssa both have high school reunions coming up. One of them is taking Erick as a date. Are you ready for your Mystery Date? Dave gets cock blocked by a fart. The Phillie Phanatic - the John Holmes of Plushies. If you wear a baseball hat around Melyssa, you better be wearing your cup as well.

Music:

The Latin Breed - I Turn You On
Average Otis - Crazy
Average Otis - Your Own
The Sadies - What's Left Behind
Jerry Teel and the Big City Stompers - MC Call Mississippi Mosquito Scratch

Porn Tax Protesters - February 21, 2009

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:03:00 GMT

Special Guest, Melyssa joins the show and hilarity ensues. It's the return of Johnny Vagina - Mothers, hide your daughters! Socks the Cat is dead...no one realized he was still alive. We all agree that Bush and Company must be held accountable. We found out that the back of Dave's palate was removed due to some horrible accident. Get ready for Melyssa's and Erick's joint venture: Pop-up Porn. Who wants to be seen at the rally to protest a porn tax in New York? Not us.

Music:

Sadie Ava - Mind Being Gone
Daniel Ball Jr. - Number 2 Pencils
Eleni Mandell - Right Side
The Criterion Band - City Feigning Sleep

Rae Dawn Chong Fan Club - February 15, 2009

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:23:00 GMT

And then there were three! Mike is back in the house and in rare form. We try to figure why Cheech and Chong are on stage, but don't really care as long as they bring Rae Dawn with them. Dave's gym has an influx of...uh...special folks...but not as special as one of our newest representatives in Congress. Ladies and Gentlemen...meet the wizard of hydrogen himself - Eric Massa. Dave can't blog anymore so make sure you catch is new column in the Webster Shopper. Good Times.

Music:

Venice Gas House Trolley - Ezekiel
The Pretenders - Boots of China Plastic
Gene Anderson - The Lonliest One
Fall Back Plan - Mistakes
Bedsit Poets - The Highs Can't Beat the Lows
Golem - Tucheses and Nenes

More Nickels For Dave - February 8, 2009

Mon, 9 Feb 2009 00:42:00 GMT

Erick's in Puerto Rico and Dave's in hell. The Job Nazi got to Dave. "No job for you!" Trying to keep his mouth shut, Dave gives a few warnings to all you progressives out there. With friends like these...

Another way for Dave to earn some nickels - every time a single woman tells him she needs to find him a woman. Chich-ching!

Music:

Maya Angelou - Donkey City
Joan Osborne - Make You Feel My Love
The Meters - Africa
Mandigo Griot Society - Africa
Josh Weinstein - Song A Drunk Man Sings
Cassettes Won't Listen - Paper Float
Jill Scott - The Fact Is (I Need You)
Robyn Hitchcock and The Egyptians - Bad Case of History
Sharon James and the Dap-Kings - 100 Days, 100 Nights
Como Mamas - Trouble In My Way
Jenny Lewis w/The Watson Twins - The Big Guns
Loudon Wainright III - Motel Blues

Stuart Got Back - February 1, 2009

Sun, 1 Feb 2009 21:05:00 GMT

This week's show's a bit of a sausage fest. It's only Dave & Erick but it was nothing but "manly" topics. The Stuart Bedasso Show gets the attention of the Fleshlight. Think of the possibilities. Dave has a new job, Chickipedia is about chicks, for chicks, by chicks. Don't let Rachel Ray call you "buddy." And the Booty Circus is in town and Erick and Dave discuss their adventure.

Music:

Sadie Ava - I'll Be Coming Home
Gregory Paul - Oh Death
The Sumner Brothers - Girl In The Window
Juliana Down - Empires
C.R. Avery - Down At The Cafe
Classic Ruins - Labatts

It's our 2 year anniversary! Thanks for listening to The Stuart Bedasso Show!

Dating A Stripper - January 25, 2009

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 17:21:00 GMT

Dave and Erick just aren't orgy kinda guys...no dating strippers for them. Erick gets in a car accident. You should see the other guy. Dave can't sleep in the suburbs and gets involved in a Facebook flame-up. Those nutty liberals. Don't get The Stuart Bedasso Show in your eye. That would be weird.

Music:

Bedsit Poets - I'm In Love With A Girl
Blind Boy Fuller - Meat Shakin' Woman
The Baseball Project - Ted Fucking Williams
Josh Weinstein - Fuck Is Fuck
Plunt - Boner
Ofo The Black Company - Beautiful Daddy

Gas Station Whores - January 18, 2009

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 23:56:00 GMT

Gas Station Whores...they're much younger than they used to be. Speaking of retro, Katarina Witt's bush seemed to be a major topic of conversation. We have inauguration burnout. Sit by your mailbox for your invitation to the Bad T-Shirt Party. That airline pilot hero should be pulling a lot of gas station whores.

Music:

Spider - Midnight On The Nile
The Franco Proietti Morph-Tet - Bushido
June Rising - Brother Beware
La Revolucion De Emiliano Zapata - Shit City
Pearls Of Joy - Gloria

Obama Victory Plates - January 11, 2009

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:45:00 GMT

Dave gives all his Maui friends the lowdown on his ex-landlord. Go ahead and rent for him, if you have money to burn. We never heard of this part of the bible. The Book of Phil? Get your Obama Swag! Plates, coins, douchebag. A quick talk about the problems down in Oakland.

Music:

Max and the Marginalized - Date With Dynasty
Porter - Pre-loved
MC Lyte - Brooklyn
Gil-Scott Heron - Message To The Messengers
Go Ghetto Tiger - Deluxe Deluxe
Thee Headcoats - I'm A Headcoat, Baby

Margaret Thatcher Porn - January 4, 2009

Mon, 5 Jan 2009 04:01:00 GMT

First week with the new crew and two already go down on the disabled list. But Dave and Erick took care of business. We talk about Viagra in Afganistan, breastfeeding on Facebook, and some guy named Ted who thinks Margaret Thatcher is hot. We still need someone to post something on Wikipedia for The Stuart Bedasso Show. Kenny G and flapjacking just don't mix.

Oh, alright. Here's the link to the flapjacking show.

Music:

Ruby Hill - Heart of Hearts
Bella - No One Will Know
Sielun Veljet - Woe! The Maiden Of My Heart
The Standard - Red Drop
Charles Bevel - Porkupine Meat

Dave In Rochester - December 28, 2008

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 03:07:00 GMT

The Stuart Bedasso Show is back in Rochester! Stuart's back in Moose Jaw so Dave's by himself for the last show of 2008. Next year brings a new crew to the show. But in the meantime - Dave has a lousy plane ride. He's enjoying the quaint comforts of the city of Rochester...red hots, asparagus and rice and beans. He's also looking for a new ride and a good time on New Years...who isn't?

Music:

Epitafh - Ask Somebody
Little Archie- I'm a Carpet
BrownChicken BrownCow String Band - Lily
MC Lyte - 16, 17, 18
Porter - Poke Him With Tacks
Meryn Cadell - The Sweater
Spider - The Clearing
SheedyFrost - Fly Against the Sun (live)
Randy Brecker - Oriente
Kellye Gray - If You Never Come to Me

It's Jesus' Birthday, Right? - December 21, 2008

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 11:45:00 GMT

Jesus Christ! It's an all Jesus show! It's the Stuart Bedasso version of Life of Brian. All our songs "celebrate" the birth of....a fairy tale, I guess. Dave leaves Maui in a couple of days so it's Jill's last official show...she doesn't need us, she has gardening! It's Global Orgasm Day! Jill hasn't celebrated, but Dave? Dave's last day of school was a tear-jerker. Hey fatties, check out Bow Chicka Workout at your local YMCA! We're looking for volunteers to start Stuart Bedasso and Whitee Wikipedia entries. Any takers?

Music:

Trevor R. Todd - Creepy Jesus Figurine
Jewmongous - Jews for Jesus
Whitee - Jesus Just Wants to Dance
Mojo Nixon - Are You Drinking With Me Jesus
Order of the White Rose - Who Would Jesus Bomb?

Jill's Rolling With Her Glock - December 14, 2008

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 08:55:00 GMT

It's not Thelma and Louise, but Jill's out roaming the streets of Maui....packing. It's Christmas Music that even Dr. Demento probably wouldn't touch. Dave's new bromance is unrequited...go figure. Oh no! Cosby Porn! Not the safest podcast in the world for work...or the kids...or Grandma...or the neighbors...or the dog.

Music:

The Marquees - Santa Done Got Hip
The Wailers w/Bob Marley - Sound the Trumpet
Victoria Vox - Christmas With You
Dread Zepplin - Let It Snow
Fishbone - Slick Nick You Devil You
Pansy Division - Homo Christmas
Mojo Nixon - Trim Yo Tree

Dave's Blogging Off - December 7, 2008

Sun, 7 Dec 2008 06:25:00 GMT

Sometimes Dave'll blog off twice in one night...if he's in the mood. Meet our new friend - Froggy Pipkin. Jill introduces us to a new band. Dave's public service message for the week teaches us all how NOT to handle your finances. He really needs to marry an accountant. How about a nice glass of Fermented Passion...a tasty beverage indeed.

Here's the petition for Darling Hammond for Secretary of Education:
http://www.petitiononline.com/2Hammond/petition.html
Sign it and spread the word!

Music:

BrownChicken BrownCow String Band - Rocky Road to Haul
The Pipkins - The People Dat You Wanna Phone You
Los Pasos - Para Verte
Bella - Unless You're Golden
Henry Lumpkin - Soul Is Taking Over
Epitafh - Kick Rocks
La Revolucion de Emilano Zapata - If You Want It
Woody Carr - Peace Dance

Scratch-N-Sniff - November 30, 2008

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:33:00 GMT

'Tis the season...to stampede under-paid Wal-mart workers! Ho! Ho! Ho! Dave blows off X-mas parties while Jill gets that festive spirit. There's a new website a-comin. Check out the details. Facebook is really, really creepy. Jill don't want you hatin on Charlie Brown! Peppermint Patty? Well, that's another matter. Dave gets lead poisoning from scratch-n-sniff books.

Music:

The Electric Chairs - Fuck Off
Ofo the Black Company - Allah Wakbar
Bella - Stay Here
Vancougar - Phone Calls
Chumbawamba - Dutiful Servants and Political Masters
Semion - Year of the Monkee
Billy Davis - Stanky (Get Funky)

No Cake for Dave - November 23, 2008

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 10:51:00 GMT

Dave wasn't invited to the birthday party therefore he (and Otis) don't get any chocolate cake. While listening to the music, Dave almost mortally wounds himself and finds an old friend online. Hear how Dave equates child molesters to politics and updates about the big move.

Music:

Albert and Gage - But I Love You
Tom Wilson - Lesbian Seagull
Dave Dill - Don't Believe It
Novillero - Stand Up For Our Side
The Buttless Chaps - Are We Forgiven Now?
Vancougar - (I hope your) Money (keeps you warm)
Martinibomb - The Love God
Elbarto - Planet Mambo 160
The Pipkins - Are You Cookin Goose?

Mint Records Whores - November 16, 2008

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 10:14:00 GMT

That's right, we're Mint Records' bitches...at least until we run out of their music to play. Jill's on assignment so Dave left to confuse the Germans with the French...it's not pretty. But his plan to bail out the US car industry is a big hit...with Trotsky. Enjoy our brief music tribute to Rachel Kramer Bussel. Too bad Dave can't pronounce her name. He may be retarded.

Here is the petition for you to sign to get Dr. Linda Darling-Hammond appointed Secretary of Education. Sign it and then spread the word. Word.

Music:

Mishka Shubaly - Don't Cut Yr Hair
The Cartridge Family - Ally
The Ramblin Ambassadors - Cupcakes de Milo
The Long Knives - Another Fork in the Road
Semion - Good Times
The Choir Practice - Loose Lips
The Awkward Stage - Hey, Modern Day School Girl
K'naan - Blues For The Horn

Tiny Tim and Godzilla - November 9, 2008

Sun, 9 Nov 2008 05:00:00 GMT

Jill and Dave make fun of Godzilla movies, crippled kids and alternative medicine...and all in the same podcast! Jill's trying out the whole Crazy Cat Lady scene. So far, not too successful, but as we all now, Drag Queens are a girl's best friend. Dave didn't study for his blood test. And The Stuart Bedasso Show is down with the Twitter.

Music:

Terry Anderson and the Olympic Ass-Kicking Team - Fat Lady in the Stands
Classic Ruins - Let's Get Dull
Michael Franti - Sey Hey (I Love You)
Milton - Sarah Jane
Stark - Co-Dependent Master

Sexual Harassment - November 2, 2008

Sun, 2 Nov 2008 09:28:00 GMT

Tune in for a major announcement about the future of The Stuart Bedasso Show! Dave has a sexually charged week at work, including porn tits, getting propositioned by a young boy and a sexual harassment video. Strangely enough, none are related to each other. There sure are some crazies on the internets. Maybe censorship isn't such a bad idea afterall. Dave tries to get someone's visa revoked.

The Stuart Bedasso Show is now on Twitter!

Music:

Max Eider - Secret Life
Sol Serenade - Mother Mary
Jenny Lewis - Rise Up With Fists!
Milton - Everybody Loves You
The Felice Brothers - Frankie's Gun
Hyperbubble - Synthenasia
Sursum Corda - Mi Hanno Perso
Head-Roc - Change in America

A Matchmaker for Dave - October 26, 2008

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 08:36:00 GMT

An 11-year-old decides to get Dave a wife. Hope she's older than 11. Dave's job is kind of like working for the John McCain campaign. A clusterf*@k. Dude, if you don't like guys then don't marry one. Now that we've basically committed an act of war against Syria, why don't we just go bomb Saudi Arabia or Canada?

Support Cindy Sheehan for Congress!

Music:

Terry Anderson and the Olympic Ass-Kicking Team - Gityoassupda Road
Mishka Shubaly - The Body
Mars Black - Hot Chick
Booze Monkey - Voice Mail (from the blues)
TapWater - Smiling Balloon
K'naan - The Dusty Foot Philosopher
Dave Dill - Happily Ever After
Max Eider - Love's Blind
The Bleeding Hearts - Rehab Girl

The Stuart Bedasso Show - October 19, 2008

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 07:35:00 GMT

It's a musical extravaganza!!! Will someone please put a fork in Sarah Palin?!!??! Please! There's nothing like a country full of angry white men to make things...uh...stupid, actually. Dave suffers from a bout of kidney failure and goes back to his old skating days. Well, actually someone else's skating days.

Click here to download your Stuart Bedasso ringtone!

Music:

The Bleeding Hearts - Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover
Bleeding Hearts - So Glad 2B Alive
Ruby Hill - Just A Taste
Hyperbubble - Rollerboogie Babydoll
Terry Anderson and the Olympic Ass-Kicking Team - Feel A Drunk Comin On
Sursum Corda - Perche?
Booze Monkey - Dick Frankenstein's Night Out
Classic Ruins - I Can't Spell Romance
The Goldstars - Purple Girlfriend
The Cartridge Family - Alone, I'm A Loser
The T's - Make Me Pretty
Stark - Again Master

The Stuart Bedasso Show - October 12, 2008

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 11:08:00 GMT

Dave and Jill discuss their night of unbridled passion. Dave wonders where Jill learned all of those tantric tricks and Jill thought Dave was very well endowed for a Jew. [We looked at the statistics and it seems that a great deal of you download shows that have sexually explicit write-ups in the blog. I guess sex does sell, you repressed bastards.]

Tonight is the Trevor R. Todd Telethon. Dude even broke his uvula. Go buy his CD! Dave learns Spanish from the Scots and you can learn a language too! Dave thinks there's nothing like a good Depression to make people remember what is really important...Jill kind of concurs. Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Motherfuckers!

Music:

Jackson Browne - Going Down to Cuba
Cory Branan - Skateland South (live)
Trevor R. Todd - Scathing Indictment
Trevor R. Todd - One Trick Pony
Stark - Reliably Disappointing Relationship
Max and the Marginalized - The Price of Vindication
Tiki Tiki Bamboos - Everybody Says

The Stuart Bedasso Show - October 5, 2008

Sun, 5 Oct 2008 22:24:00 GMT

A shocking show this week...literally, shocking. Dave's dentist's a butcher. For the first time, movie reviews. Habla espanol? Ay! Everyone loves The Fair! And Dave almost brings down a radio station, singlehandedly.

Music:

El Gran Combo - No Hay Manera
El Vez - Power to the People
Mitch Hedberg - The Vacuumist
Venice Gas House Trolley - Radio Monitor
Funkadesi - Muy Cansado

The Stuart Bedasso Show - September 28, 2008

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:16:00 GMT

Jill mounts an amazing second-half comeback in this week's show! And speaking of mounting, once again, Jill and Dave deal with those ugly rumors that just won't die down. I said elections. We talk about elections, both local and national. Keziah notices creepy things about McCain and Dave revises his endorsement for Prez. We also talk about Instant Runoff Voting. You need you some!

Music:

Los Diablos Rojos - El Guapo
Matt Begley and Bitter Whiskey - Long Way to Dallas
Kitty, Daisy and Lewis - Swining Hawaii
Erin Smith - Safe and Sound
Sloan - Burn For It

The Stuart Bedasso Show - September 21, 2008

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 04:56:00 GMT

Wanted: Sperm Donor. Must be hot, play banjo and have tattoos. See Jill. Dave, Jill and Stuart provide up-to-the-minute election coverage. Dave's students are very musical. They've been practicing their Rusty Trombone.

Music:

Christopher Knight & Maureen McCormick - Hang On Baby
Bisco Mondal - Magnum P.I.
Foxy Shazam - A Black Man's Breakfast
Southpaw Jones - Fatty Arbuckle

The Stuart Bedasso Show - September 13, 2008

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 09:32:00 GMT

Jill's gone again, but Keziah's back! Dave feels like a motherless child. Keziah stains a bed...in a good way. Dave flapjacks and sees Filipino colon up close. Some say our music's a bit obscure. We say, you've been feeding at the corporate trough too long. For the last f-ing time...Sadaam had nothing to do with 9/11. If you still believe this, you are officially a dumbass.

Music:

Willie Pooch - Why I Sing the Blues
Frightened Seller - Malignant Enlightenment
The Popkings - Buginajar
Michael Franti and Spearhead - High Low
The Modes - Miss Lizzie
Ruslan Moiseev - No Trifle
A Rock and a Hard Place - You Know

The Stuart Bedasso Show - September 7, 2008

Sun, 7 Sep 2008 09:43:00 GMT

Jill's back and better than ever. She's down on Sarah Palin, loves her Bitchin Camaro and squeezes round fuzzy things. Dave witnesses a baptism - in the YMCA pool. It looks like Jill has another cyberstalker. Be her Stuart Bedasso friend...cuz that's all you're getting.

Music:

Sam Ku West - Wang Wang Blues
Blues Anatomy - Broken Levee Blues
Joe Beard - Sally Mae
Foxy Shazam - Introducing Foxy Shazam
Harmonious Wail - Unfaithful Servant

The Stuart Bedasso Show - August 31, 2008

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 08:22:00 GMT

Jill's sick and Keziah's chillin. That leaves Dave to hold down the fort. Obama disses Jimmy Carter and the Republican's MILF is scary. Still not voting Green? Not everyone will be voting for Dave for Teacher of the Year. But the emphasis was on...

Music:

The Breakup Society - Nobody Likes a Winner
Some Of All Parts - Run (Historical Moment)
Southpaw Jones - Everyman
Cory Branan - Crush
Steve Gardner - Love Will Find You Again
Rupa and the April Fishes - Plus Que Moi
Eleni Mandell - My Twin
Sloan - Believe in Me
The Cain and Beech Band - Summer Song

The Stuart Bedasso Show - August 25, 2008

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:10:00 GMT

Dave getâs heckled, by a student. Maui is such a paradiseâthereâs machetes in the road, the islandâs on fire and it takes an hour to get out of Kihei. We hope theyâre serving jumbo shrimp at the Free Speech Zone in Denver. Uh, sorry to nitpick, but Obamaâs not the first African-American to run for president for a national party. Iâll give you a hintâit rhymes with DickFinney. Hey! Thereâs some great independent music on this podcast â buy some of it!

Music:

Salif Keita â Nyanafin
Del Close and John Brent â Vocabulary Building
Marie Queenie Lyons â You Used Me
Clarence Williams â Take Your Black Bottom Dance Outside
Southpaw Jones â The Cruelty of Teenage Girls
Dave Baddylan â The Protest Song
Tiki Tiki Bamboooos â Shark Next Door
Randy Newman â Harps and Angels

The Stuart Bedasso Show - August 17, 2008

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:02:00 GMT

More disenfranchised voters. We hate The Man. Dave rants about sunblock. That's right. Sunblock. You got a problem with that? Dave's guide to dating while broke...well, it's not exactly a guide. It's more like whining. This week - a bonus Keziah's Korner with a special guest.

Here's that video clip Dave was talking about:

That's leadership!

Music:

Sheedyfrost - Hard Day
Big Daddy O - My Wife and Her Gay Lover
Makana - Erection
Del Close and John Brent - How to Speak Hip Intro
The Breakup Society - Lower Expectations
Randy Newman - A Few Words in Defense of Our Country
Big Bill Broonzy and Washboard Sam - Romance Without Finance
Toots and the Maytals - One Eyed Enos
Marie Queenie Lyons - You Aint No Good With Out My Thing

The Stuart Bedasso Show - August 10, 2008

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 09:28:00 GMT

Keziah's Korner kicks off this week's show, Jill ceases to exist and Where the Hell is Matt? There's nothing like a three-day rolling blackout to get one to appreciate public utilities that are not made of coconuts. And a really bad geography lesson, courtesy of Dave's students and Sheedyfrost.

Here are those political links we keep talking about. Support these candidates!

www.cindyforcongress.org
www.runcynthiarun.org
www.electsummer.com

Music:

Robert Bradley's Blackwater Surprise - Trouble Brother
KRS-One - What's Your Plan?
The Kinky Coo Coo's - Feel That Trick
The Cain and Beech Band - Slow Down
Gonzalo Brown - Fermentando la Mente

The Stuart Bedasso Show - August 3, 2008

Sun, 3 Aug 2008 21:17:00 GMT

Kiawe fought Dave andâDave won. Yet somehow, that didnât help him with the MILFâs. Obama shows his true political colors and Jon Stewart lets us down, twice. Keziahâs got a word for all you âChristiansâ out there. Never, never, never have phone sex with a Urologist. It wonât be pretty.

Get your tickets for the Makana Fundraiser at www.electsummer.com.

Music:

Makana â Only You
Abi Tapia â How It All Started
Kalu James â War Outside
Zuza Szewczyk â Beethovenâs Waldstein Sonata I
Lika â Livinâ Like the Government
Soweto â Honey Rider
The Lampshades â Best That I Can

The Stuart Bedasso Show - July 27, 2008

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 15:32:00 GMT

E-mail us here if you're entering the sneeze contest. We're waiting to see if Michael can take care of Jill's Grill, boyeeeee! Dave leaves the island, and sees New Jersey. People with iPhones are losers. It's time for school and Dave has a bleeder...literally. Make sure you give your money where it should be given.

Music:

Eleni Mandell - Make Out King
The Flyboys - I Couldn't Tell
The Lamphsades - Girl From Another State
Nas - Sly Fox

Links:

www.cindyforcongress.org
www.runcynthiarun.org
www.electsummer.com

The Stuart Bedasso Show - July 20, 2008

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:05:00 GMT

Yes, it's the Award Winning Stuart Bedasso Show! Glass half-empty or half-full? You be the judge. Dave hates the Swiss. It's really that simple.

Here are the websites we were talking about:

www.cindyforcongress.org
www.runcynthiarun.org
www.electsummer.com

And get your "Jesus is my Ese" t-shirt here:
www.cafepress.com/bedasso

Music:

The Lampshades - What's that Mean?
Lynus - Van Pelt
Makana - Different Game
Victoria Vox - Five, Four
Kalu James - Hurts
B-52's - Hot Corner

The Stuart Bedasso Show - July 13, 2008

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:44:00 GMT

We finally recap Jill's birthday party. Dave has an unfortunate incident at a urinal and all of us find out just a little more information than necessary. Jill remembers her first rodeo. Here are the links to help out candidates:

www.cindyforcongress.org
www.gp.org
www.electsummer.com

Music:

Order of the White Rose - No Flags, No Masters
The Ginn Sisters - Ramblin Ones
KRS One - What's Your Plan?
Sloan - If I Could Change Your Mind
Maybe - Take Me As I Am
Emmanuel Jal - Vagina
Sex-O-Rama 2 - Bottoms Up
Samuel James - Love and Mumbly-Peg

The Stuart Bedasso Show - July 6, 2008

Sun, 6 Jul 2008 05:26:00 GMT

We're back! Stuart's got a broken heart, Jill's out of reach and Dave is...uh...Dave. Dave's a humanist at heart, but also hearts Garbage Plates. He's not a Muslim and he's not your savior...Barak Obama is just an ordinary politician - it's just the bar's so damn low now. Keziah's got oil on the brain. Organic pussy?

Music:

Max and the Marginalized - McCarthy's Medicine
Abi Tapia - The Easy Way
Billy Bragg - The Johnny Carcinogenic Show
Victoria Vox - Peeping Tomette
Was (not was) - Needletooth
Deborah Magone - Habit With You
Instiga - Senhorita
Hey Bulldog - The Meaning of Loyalty

The Stuart Bedasso Show - June 22, 2008

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 05:22:00 GMT

Is Dave really a Craigslist stalker? Get the latest on Jill's upcoming birthday bash. What's that smell? Is it a spark between Dave & Jill? No, it's just Keziah's Fish of the Month Club. And ladies and gentlemen, meet Roy Channing!

Music:

Walt Atkison - Blue Tattoo
Abi Tapia - Get It And Go
Lizzy the Lezzy - Episode 3: Single
Order of the White Rose - Resist Despair
Randall J. Rospond - Sweet Moments Sweeter
Sloan - All I Am is All You're Not
Malika Makouf Rassmussen - Lunda Street

The Stuart Bedasso Show - June 15, 2008

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:06:00 GMT

Dave can't stop staring at Jill's chest. Find out why. How about a little sexual campaigning? Marvin Gaye's turning in his grave. Jill's birthday is coming up - shop now and avoid the rush. How about a nice sock full of hot nickels upside your head? Just tell Dave what a great guy he is and see what happens. Keziah's a teacher! And don't miss Episode 2 of Lizzy the Lezzy.

Music:

Butch Young - Dime Store Jesus
Jonathan Richman - The Lovers Are Here and They're Full of Sweat
Was (Not Was) - Crazy Water

The Stuart Bedasso Show - June 8, 2008

Sun, 8 Jun 2008 08:55:00 GMT

Dave has ants, and they're not in his pants. He also has the solution for all of you suffering a Hillary Hangover (Jill & Stuart???). Dave may be at the point where he needs a metal detector and dark socks. Keziah thinks she's Emo, but she's just paying attention. And Episode 1 of Lizzie the Lezzie.

Music:

Younglove - Underground
Emmanuel Jal - Forced to Sin
Sheedyfrost - In Aubeterre
Albert and Gage - Black Denim Trousers
Gonzalo Brown - Hermoso Hasta el Final
Duane Stephenson - Love is Calling

The Stuart Bedasso Show - June 1, 2008

Sun, 1 Jun 2008 08:02:00 GMT

We kill again with special guest Anthony Pignataro. And speaking of death, Jill almost bites it on a kayak excursion. We knew it - Anthony sleeps in satin, tartan PJ's. Dave uses sweatshop immigrants to create his renewable energy. It's not easy being green - ask Lupe who blew out a hammy creating electricity for the fridge. If you're on Maui you don't want ice cream! And Keziah' Korner is back in the hizz-ow.

Music:

Toots and the Maytals - Pressure Drop
Sex-O-Rama 2 - Stiffed
KRS-One - Money

The Stuart Bedasso Show - May 25, 2008

Sun, 25 May 2008 09:38:00 GMT

If you're going to park in Jill's Parking Lot of Love, you better bring your banjo. Dave busts out with the Venn Diagram of Hot Guys. It's the Battle of the Lame-Ass High School Mascots and Dave non-violently wins. Wanted: Smoking Jacket and Slippers. And it's time for local politics - clipboards make wonderful dogshields.

Music:

Venus Verse - Loving Arms
Cowboy Johnson - Wish I Was
Of Montreal - Feminine Effects
Schuman the Human - Coming to Pieces
Exile Parade - Superstar

The Stuart Bedasso Show - May 18, 2008

Sun, 18 May 2008 06:03:00 GMT

Keziah goes on a rampage! Well, that's a little harsh, but we sure do wish she wouldn't worry her pretty little head about such things. Just kidding. Here's the link she's talking about. http://www.filibustercartoons.com/charts_rest_female-leaders.php Jill's getting a piratey tattoo! Aerobic class tips for all you newbies and Dave's trip to Kula.

Music:

Christine Albert - Chante-Moi
Lynus - PJ Soles
Instiga - Bastidores

The Stuart Bedasso Show - May 11, 2008

Sun, 11 May 2008 06:24:00 GMT

Dave admits that he flags off. Even Reggie Jackson flags off. Jill wants to beat up old women and children. No word on her flagging habits. Dave is down with the gays and the blacks. Keziah jumps on the Nader Deathwatch bandwagon.

Music:

B-52's - Pump
Billy Bragg - Mr. Love and Justice
Emmanuel Jal - Warchild
Kellye Gray - Take Five

The Stuart Bedasso Show - May 4, 2008

Sun, 4 May 2008 06:39:00 GMT

Listen to this show if you don't want your ass in a sling...literally. And Craigslist idiots: just because I used the word "ass" don't flag this. Jeez! The Stuart Bedasso Show gets noticed in a law student's paper. Dave gets some fringe benefits at the new gig. GILF's! Companies are giving their phone rep jobs not to people in other countries, but to people in the ghetto. Seems like a good thing, until you have to call them. And GLB makes an unexpected contribution to the show.

Music:

Maureen McCormick - Just A Little Singin' Alone
King Benny Nawahi - May Day is Lei Day in Hawaii
Travis Raab - My Only Friend
Mombasa - Lately
Cripple Clarence Lofton - Strut That Thing
Willie K - North Shore Reggae Blues

The Stuart Bedasso Show - April 27, 2008

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 05:25:00 GMT

Keziah attracts bums like...uh...well, she really attracts bums. Can you retroactively drink as an excuse for your behavior? We examine such a high-brow topic. Dave has it out with his students' parents. It's as if the whole school's gone Bill O'Reilly on him. And we take a fond look back at Yugoslavian Pop Music. Seriously.

Music:

Barbeque Bob - Chocolate to the Bone
Max and the Marginalized - When Markets Do Their Thing
Beatrix - Final Destination
Melody Gardot - Love Me Like a River Does

The Stuart Bedasso Show - April 20, 2008

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:55:00 GMT

Another long week for the Stuart Bedasso crew. Dave wonders if you can still send telegrams - get ready for your drunk telegram, ladies. Part 2 of our public service program on how to get chicks. Let's all take a trip to the dump and write haiku's. When is every day going to be Earth Day?

Music:

Public Enemy - By the Time I Get to Arizona
Othella Dallas - Help the Poor

The Stuart Bedasso Show - April 13, 2008

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:56:00 GMT

Whew...what a night. Jill and Dave record a pretty decent show, then after she leaves, Dave discovers that the recording is unusable and has to re-do the show all over - by himself. Don't fear, he tries to recreate all the hilarity that ensued. We start our new weekly feature: How to Get Chicks (talk about the blind leading the blind), Dave's man-love for Vin Scelsa and an update of the presidential election. Don't forget to brush your teeth, kids.

Music:

Melody Gardot - All That I Need Is Love
Max and the Marginalized - Teflon John
Beatrix - Sonora
Othella Dallas - Fever
Kevin Davis - Sleepless in Seattle
The Gardis - Just Like Me
Salt and Samovar - (Soon to Be the) Dust

The Stuart Bedasso Show - April 6, 2008

Sun, 6 Apr 2008 08:54:00 GMT

Dave's not wishing Ralph Nader to die...he just wants to get on with his life and can't until Ralph is no more. Jill and Stuart are out with food poisoning. At first, Dave thought he was a College Girl, but it turns out he's just a bad lesbian - just like Keziah. And we'll never get rid of Flem Flaman.

Now you can listen to TSBS right on our MySpace and Facebook pages! Dig that!

Music:

Barefoot Natives - Ke Aloha A`u E Hali`a Nei
John Cruz - Island Style
Marty Dread - Closer To Her Heart
Holly Corcoran - Ave Maria
Kaleo Futuristo - Susie Q
Salt and Samovar - Swallowed A Pill
William Shatner - Common People
Liam Sullivan - No Booty Calls

The Stuart Bedasso Show - March 30, 2008

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:53:00 GMT

Jill's the talk of cybersapce! She has offers from two swarthy studs who know what a good woman looks like. Whom will she choose? Kava turned out to be a dud, Keziah's dealing with peeing bums and Jill's enamored with the mullet. Who isn't? And check out the new shirts here.

Music:

Howie Newman - I'm Big in Belgium
Liam Sullivan - Text Message Breakup
Colquitt - Juliet's Last Breath

The Stuart Bedasso Show - March 16, 2008

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:46:00 GMT

Live, in studio...the lovely and talented Keziah! Also in studio, the lovely and talented Jill. And Dave.

Let's talk about urinals. Seriously. Pick up lines for chicks. Tiger Beat rules. Get well wishes to Anuhea. And we mustn't forget - e-mail "Representative" Sally Kern and tell her what a douchebag she is...in a respectful way, of course.

For some reason, Dave has laminated pictures of Olivia Newton John in his shower. Pass the body wash, please.

Music:

Sheedyfrost - Rum Daze
Liam Sullivan - Let Me Borrow That Top
Sally Kern & Whitee - I'm a Freakin Homophobe
Jim Donovan - Kuku

The Stuart Bedasso Show - March 9, 2008

Sun, 9 Mar 2008 21:42:00 GMT

Jill and Dave just get back from seeing the goddess known as Margaret Cho. Dave also checked out some Joshua Redman as well, where he met his new nemesis Doctor Shitpants. Dave volunteers to help at Barryfest and gets unmercifully mocked by so-called do-gooders. Jill's becoming a pirate before our very eyes. Due to throat difficulties, Keziah's Korner will not be heard today, but next week...Keziah live, in studio!!!

Music:

Joshua Redman Trio - The Surrey With the Fringe On Top
Skeleton Staff - Rude
Marty Dread - Another Day in Paradise
The Coasters - Along Came Jones

The Stuart Bedasso Show - March 1, 2008

Sun, 2 Mar 2008 07:05:00 GMT

This week, we didn't talk about anything. We sure didn't talk about that guy and there's no way we talked about that chick. So everyone can just chill the freak out. Dave figures out that musicians are flaky which is too bad, because we may start planning Jillfest soon. Due to Dave's incompetence we had to tack on Keziah's Korner to the end of the show. We didn't get to listen to it yet ourselves, but Dave overheard something about midget penises (seriously). Here's the link to one of Dave's 900 internet crushes Violet Blue. She rocks.

Music:
MC Frontalot - Goth Girls
Dick Gregory & Whitee - State of the Black Union
Steve Poltz - Hater's Union
Exile Parade - Fire Walk With Me
Barefoot Natives - All My Life

The Stuart Bedasso Show - February 24, 2008

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:40:00 GMT

Whoa! If this show were a baby, it'd have been born breech. We were supposed to have a musical guest - our first. She had to cancel. Then Jill got sick, leaving poor Dave to muddle through some kind of technical difficulty that makes the show sound like there's someone sitting next to the mic popping bubble wrap. And yet, the show is fantabulous! Dave seems to have one thing on his mind - and this time it ain't beer. Keziah reinvents the Happy Meal. We haven't drunk the Kool-Aid, but if Ralph's gotta run, we hope he does it right. Hide the kids, Dave demonstrates how he flirts and it ain't pretty.

Music:

Evan Roman - I Married A Rapist
Ike & Whitee - The Military Industrial Complex
Robyn Hitchcock - Ole! Tarantula (live)
Ana Egge - In The Backseat
The Sleepers - Fix Your Stereo
Alberta Hunter - You Cant Tell The Difference After Dark
Jack Shit - Boney Was A Warrior

The Stuart Bedasso Show - February 19, 2008

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:52:00 GMT

It's raining stalkers! Get your automated booty call right here - courtesy of the Stuart Bedasso Show and Johnny Kalama. Jill and Will may not be sitting in a tree, but there's always room for Weird Al. Mitt Romney's kids need to get their asses over to Iraq. And Greg Palast is Stuart's new friend. Why don't they write songs about underage boys?

Music:

Evan Roman - Goys
Sunnyland Slim - Be Careful How You Vote
The Coasters - What About Us
The Sleepers - Jailbait
Melanie Zipin - More a Part of You

The Stuart Bedasso Show - February 10, 2008

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:42:00 GMT

What's new Pussycat? Ahhhhhhh, my chest hair's on fire!!! You too can run your portable music device on knee power - if you weren't such a lazy bitch. Ralph Nader is killing Dave. Jill gets a possible booty call. Keziah joins thousands of African-Americans by being disenfranchised at the voting booth. Once again, The Stuart Bedasso Show fosters democracy - live!

Music:

Brand X - Drum Ddu
Evan Roman - Out
Melanie Zipin - Ocean Back to Me
Sheedyfrost - Shoes
Kanekoa - Following a Fool

The Stuart Bedasso Show - February 3, 2008

Mon, 4 Feb 2008 03:36:00 GMT

We get political on your ass. Obama & Hillary don't do anything for any of us...get down with Cynthia McKinney and Cindy Sheehan. It's Super Bowl Sunday and we're hoping that this year, Snickers will turn you into a pedophile, or at least someone into nipple clamps. Enjoy the debut of Johnny Kalama! Jill makes her debut as a bouncer and busts up a vicious tobacco ring. And as we all know...Dave is just one of the girls. Drag queens and brunch...nothing like waffles and male Cher impersonators.

Music:

Melanie Zipin - No Second Guessin'
The Welfare Poets - The Killed Filberto
John McCutcheon - Hail to the Chief
Sheedyfrost - Hard Day
Blacc Dove - Mother Earth

The Stuart Bedasso Show - January 27, 2008

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:24:00 GMT

Stalkers, stalkers, everywhere. Dave has a stalker at his radio gig. Jill has a new friend, who is not yet a stalker. Dave meets a fellow fan of the band FM. It's a small world after all. The show has moved into a new studio (Dave's apartment). The beer's closer and that all that counts. And who needs a big penis if you have a big grill.

It's coming up on The Stuart Bedasso Show's one year anniversary and we have over 9500 downloads! Thank you for helping us make this so enjoyable!

Music:
John McCutcheon - Let's Pretend
The Sawyer Davis Project - Brother, Brother
The Welfare Poets - For These Times
Sinsiter Grin - On and On
Kathy Collins - Tutu's Lucky Machine
Pink Martini - Dosvedanya Mio Bambino

The Stuart Bedasso Show - January 21, 2008

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:50:00 GMT

Dave's flying solo this week, so the focus was on the music. Dave talks about his dead gay Uncle and dead not gay Sam the Butcher. And here's the link to help with Jill Sobule's next record. The whole gang will be back next week.

Music:
Malika Makouf Rasmussen - Mon Regard
Colquit - A Plague on Both Your Houses
The Sawyer Davis Project - Wanna Song
Pink Martini - Hey Eugene!
Jake Holmes - A Credible Threat
Robyn Hitchcock and the Venus 3 - (A Man's Gotta Know His Limitations) Briggs
Dream Aria - 11th Hour
Beata Golec - Toccata for Piano Solo
Mojo Chunk - Mojo Roaster
Kellye Gray - If You Never Come to Me
Fina Dupa - Club del Soul

The Stuart Bedasso Show - January 13, 2008

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:11:00 GMT

Well, turns out we don't make friends that easily. Listen to two chicks chatting over coffee - as usual. It's the thrilling conclusion to as story we all have heard before: boy meets girl, boy scares girl, boy pisses off boy, boy loses boy.

Jill and Dave review The US Constitution Erotic Coloring Book. And they may have a sequel in mind.

Keziah goes down on the farm and ends up with a bunch of soggy, crying models. Sounds like Dave's dream date. And there's good Keziah news, too!

Music:

Ana Egge - Lazy Day
Ludwig Van - The Empty Walk
Bisco Mondal - Early to Bed
Kanekoa - Fish in a Barrel

The Stuart Bedasso Show - January 6, 2008

Mon, 7 Jan 2008 04:19:00 GMT

[UPDATE: Initially we had the address to Jill's stalker's MySpace Page. Well, he threw a fit and I need to get paid to deal with children's tantrums so we took it off]

We review another review. Keziah's not European, she's not Jewish, sheeeeee's....Biblical!

We go from watching Oprah, to praying to Oprah, to Mike Huckabee and other fundamentalists.

Jill has homework...and it's sexy!!!

Music:

Cindy Lee Berryhill - Bars, Booze and Boysclubs
Mojo Chunk - 2 Floors Down
Kathy Collins - Lessons for Tourists

The Stuart Bedasso Show - December 26, 2007

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 05:41:00 GMT

The gang's all here! This week we record from Rochester. Keziah, Mike & Erick and even Jill. We start off with the Hoff and go to Englebert's brother Darryl. Then, we touch Jill's Spot, though she may not feel it for a while. It's Chocolatey Goodness on The Stuart Bedasso Show. And we revisit Keziah's internet debut with some guy's ass.

Music:
Kalu James - Miles
Deborah Harry - You're Too Hot

The Stuart Bedasso Show - December 16, 2007

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 02:32:00 GMT

Jill lives on both sides of the law - Jury Duty and a bar fight. It's Keziah's birthday, Dave wasn't going to go shopping for her present, but it looks like he's going to have to, now. It's his funeral. Wanted: an assistant for Dave to stop him from sending drunk e-mails.

Music:

Jake Holmes - Prep School Boys
Legendary Shack Shakers - Swampblood
Colquit - Crying Wolf

The Stuart Bedasso Show - December 9, 2007

Sun, 9 Dec 2007 09:59:00 GMT

It's audience participation time! We need you to name Jill's Spot. Take that any way you want. Details are on the podcast. We touch on the writer's strike, figure out how to say Jill Sobule's name (kinda), participate in the battle of the 'Marts, and Jill has Jury Duty. Unfortunately, they haven't gone into deliberation yet so no juicy details, but it's a nice teaser.

If you have a name for Jill's Spot, you can e-mail it to bedasso23 at yahoo dot com...or through MySpace if you must.

Music:

Jill Sobule - We Are The Writers
Ludwig Van - Ted Bundy
Yeasayer - 2080
Cindy Lee Berryhill - When Did Jesus Become a Republican
Cornel West and KRS One - Mr. President

The Stuart Bedasso Show - December 2,, 2007

Sun, 2 Dec 2007 07:14:00 GMT

Jill's new buddy is Alanis Morrisette. Both Dave and Keziah need cockblockers (though not necessarily for the same reasons). Man-Oh-Man, could I go for some shrimp from Long John Silver's! Watch out for that Pussy Power, it'll getcha every time! Warning: this week's show is not safe for the kiddies.

A little bit of music this week:

Peppie & Gippy Cooke - Molukai Nui A Hina
Derek from Soapbox - Holy Man

The Stuart Bedasso Show - November 25, 2007

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:58:00 GMT

Jill's puking and Keziah's tweaking and this leaves Dave podcasting. He reviews the review, sees a salsa "band" and is immersed in the Maui art scene...well, sort of. You are being watched, whether you like it or not, so you may as well get off your ass and do something about it.

Music:

Jake Holmes - Mission Accomplished
Public Enemy - Frankenstar
Yeasayer - Sunrise
Clyde "Kindy" Sproat - Adios Ke Aloha
Nellie McKay - Identity Theft
Cornel West and BMWMB - America (400 years)
Hooch - Shake the Blues Away

The Stuart Bedasso Show - November 18, 2007

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:01:00 GMT

Jill gets pursejacked - a year's supply of drinking receipts and bad condoms for all to see. Or at least a creepy admirer. It seems that we have our own Tucker on Maui. Keziah gets hit on by yet another dumb straight guy...isn't that how she and Dave met?

Music:

Micah Wolf - Burden
Vic Sadot - Mad Cowboy Disease
Uncle Dirty - Locals Only

The Stuart Bedasso Show - November 11, 2007

Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:19:00 GMT

As Jill basks in the glow of...uh...glowing, Keziah almost catches on fire...literally. But her stuff is OK and that's all that matters. Dave goes to a "luau" at the VFW and isn't brandished a traitor. You deserve your Chinese toys as much as Dave deserves his new radio stalker. The Krinkles rule and they're finally on The Stuart Bedasso Show! Rejoice!

Music:

The Freakin Krinkles - Dirty Girl
Group X - I Just Want Bang, Bang, Bang
Robyn Hitchcock and the Venus 3 - Ole! Tarantula
Nellie McKay - Mother of Pearl
Public Enemy - Escapism

The Stuart Bedasso Show - November 4, 2007

Sun, 4 Nov 2007 05:20:00 GMT

For a second straight week we tried to play The Krinkles and the wrong song came on. It could be the communists. Jill's new-found activism sends someone to the brink of suicide. Read the article as Corkys revolt! Dave talks about his hypnosis and doesn't cluck like a chicken. It rains in Kihei! Save the Geckos!

Music:

Not The Krinkles
Eric Schwartz - The Beelzebub Rag
Deborah Harry - Two Times Blue
Erin Smith - For Pete's Sake
John Teleska - Jelly Bean Jive
Ethan Lipton and His Orchestra - Pirates of the Heart

The Stuart Bedasso Show - October 28, 2007

Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:40:00 GMT

Even though Dave called Kanekoa "butt ugly" they still love us. They put the audio of our review of their show on their MySpace Page. Pretty cool. In the year 3000, Dave will have a big penis and Jill will have straight hair. Can't wait! Keziah ends up in bed with Quesadillas. Quesadillas win. But she fulfills one of Dave's fantasies by becoming a "Bad, Bad Nanny". Nude beaches and firewalkers are fine and dandy, but if you touch Jill's boobs you'll get a world of hurtin.

Music:

Casino - Floorshaker
Unknown song that we can't figure out
The Atomic Swindlers - Intergalactic Lesbian Love Song
Erin Smith - One of the Boys

The Stuart Bedasso Show - October 21, 2007

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 04:58:00 GMT

Here is the link to Keziah's photography. Enjoy!

It seems that our buddy Hal went Bagpipe on us. Wanna know what that means? You'll have to listen to the show. And you can't swear on stage in Maui, but you sure can on the Stuart Bedasso Show, God Damn It! We have Camel Toe and Scared Bunnies for all you freaks out there.

Music:

The Atomic Swindlers - Empty Girl
Autumn Lost - Home
The Krinkles - I Want You
Kanekoa - Ever Since

The Stuart Bedasso Show - October 14, 2007

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 01:47:00 GMT

This week Stuart's off hunting pig and Jill's been hunting mice. Shhhhh...be vewy qwiet...

Keziah's doing her best for the economy...in Malaysia. If she has so much dirty underwear laying around, she's actually an internet millionaire (see previous references to internet wampum).

Ho! Ho! Ho! There's Christmas shit in the stores so we give a quick guide to holiday gift giving. Don't forget Dafna's for all your Jew needs.

Music:

Hal The Piper - Amazing Grace
Ann Magnuson - Hey There Little Miss Pussy Pants
David Martinez - Can't Find You
Kanekoa - Bustin' Rock

The Stuart Bedasso Show - October 7, 2007

Sun, 7 Oct 2007 06:19:00 GMT

Here is the link for the raffle to win a trip for 2 to Maui. And if you win the trip from going to it from this site you also get to be on the show. Jill says we force you to be on the show, but we hope that doesn't stop you from entering.

We send some more love to some music friends, though maybe not the love they were looking for, but you folks in England can stop e-mailing Dave now.

Keziah wasn't out looking for ass (at least not that kind), but ass found her.

Music:

Mavis Staples - Down in Mississippi
Black Square - Answering Machine
The Red Button - Can't Stop Thinking About Her
Ann Mangnuson - Full of Fuck

The Stuart Bedasso Show - September 30, 2007

Mon, 1 Oct 2007 02:42:00 GMT

Stuart's still running from OJ so we had to go on without him, but Jill and Keziah are back. Keziah with another episode of Keziah's Korner and Jill with her rebelling liver. Keziah's started the Gay Nanny's Club and Dave follows a Gay African on the air. Did Dave lose a friend because of The Stuart Bedasso Show? We look at Bill O'Reiley's take on black folks and The War Criminal's hypocrisy about Burma. They got us...we play another song from Sheedyfrost.

Music:

Eric Schwartz - Clinton Got a Blowjob
Sheedyfrost - War of Words
The Raw McGillys - Long, Long Day
Nervous But Excited - Wishlist
The Red Button - Cruel Girl

The Stuart Bedasso Show - September 23, 2007

Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:24:00 GMT

This week it's just Dave and all his friends. Stuart is still on the run - OJ's out on bail, Jill's in the fetal position and Keziah's brain hurts. You gotta check out Hot Chicks with Douchebags. It's slim pickens for Greens on Maui. Just because someone has a vagina, doesn't mean you have to vote for her. Suck is suck. Now we're in the Facebook nation. It's MySpace without the bling. Great freakin new music this week...

Music:

Black Square - Songs Don't Seem the Same
Luan Parle - Free
Sisters Grimm - Stoney Lonesome 2
The Moons - Wondering
Laura Cheadle - Lay Me Down
The Cain and Beesh Band - Waikiki
Cherri Capri and the Martini Kings - Creamy Cocktail

The Stuart Bedasso Show - September 16, 2007

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 06:39:00 GMT

That's right, Boys! The line forms here! Both Dave and Keziah are sick, but Jill claims her invulnerability to disease. And Stuart was held up by OJ!!! Ain't no cure for that. Get your Black Panther Hot Sauce. Jill and Dave go the mall to talk about Jill's new crush - OMG! Dave's fresh off the boat, and Jill makes sure he knows it.

Music:

Anuhea - Endlessly
Mexican Cession - The Drinking Song
Whitee - Building a Movement
Trevor R. Todd - Hey Kids
Kermit Ruffins - Honey Chile
Public Enemy - Revolution

The Stuart Bedasso Show - September 9, 2007

Sun, 9 Sep 2007 07:26:00 GMT

What a show! First, as we were just about to finish up, the laptop freezes and we lost everything. So, Jill and Dave had to re-do the whole show while retaining its creamy goodness. Mission accomplished!

After listening to this week's Keziah's Korner, Dave rejoices as he's finally gone to a better party than K. Dave, Jill (and Keziah) work through Dave's inability to recognize a drag queen. Jill and her pal, Eileen Downe create havoc at an airport. You may understand airlines a bit better after this. Dave blogs his way into trouble. Jill Digs Jesus and method acting. Confused? You won't be after this episode of...TSBS.

Music:

Lovechild - Out of Body
Jim Stephens and Team Flash - Jesus on the Mainline
Trevor R. Todd - Creepy Jesus Figurine

The Stuart Bedasso Show - September 2, 2007

Sun, 2 Sep 2007 11:41:00 GMT

GAY SEX! Are you paying attention now? We talk about Larry Craig and his having to hide is gayness. Larry, you're gay...and it's OK. And on that, just as Jill decides not to be a slut, Dave declares that we're not having enough sex. Go figure. A challenge to Sheedyfrost fans. Dave accidentally gives the finger to the FCC. And "little bastards"...can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.

Music:

Jim Stephens and Team Flash - Keep On
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Fetish
Mexican Cession - Amnesia Girl
Kill Henry Sugar - Kill That Guy

The Stuart Bedasso Show - August 26, 2007

Sun, 26 Aug 2007 05:28:00 GMT

What's the big deal here? This week on Keziah's Korner, Keziah makes out with two women in one evening and blames alcohol. Aaaaannnndddd?????

Dave's Aunt is feeling old and she's taking the rest of us with her. Shopping at outlet stores is hot, so hot. Maui has no Green Party....this is a job for Greenman!

Jill let's us know about the creepy, crawly things in Maui and she's about to become rich with her new video series, America's Best Bar Fights.

Oh, and if you want to listen to Dave's shift on Manao Radio, Friday, August 31st, 8pm - Midnight, Hawaiian Time. You can listen here.

Music:

Robyn Hitchcock - Adventure Rocket Ship
The Bastard Fairies - Apple Pie
Jill Sobule - Letting Go of God
Doug and the Slugs - Just Another Case

The Stuart Bedasso Show - August 19, 2007

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 06:26:00 GMT

Another great show with more guests...Jill's back once again and this time
Robert Blackburn, from Blackdog Recording Studio joins the show. Robert and Dave tell us about the Road to Hana and Dave's accidental flashing...but it's OK because he "was in the pool!" We also ran through a list of all the famous people - dead and alive who have land on Maui. Keziah's Korner was another hard-hitting Stuart Bedasso exclusive and Dave backed it up with more info. Call those Representatives!

Music:

The Apples in stereo - Energy
Fishbone - Ghetto Soundwave
Anuhea - I Just Want You Around
The Dollyrots - A Desperate SOS

The Stuart Bedasso Show - August 12, 2007

Sun, 12 Aug 2007 06:25:00 GMT

This week's show featured Jill, once again. We revisited hippies (and Dave was deemed a mean one). We also talked Jill's near-death experience with an owl...or a car window. And she has funky dreams. You should hear about the ones she didn't talk about on the air. We also touched on the craze that is sweeping Russia - the 100m high-heeled dash. There's seat covers then there's "The Hover". Which do you do? And this week on Keziah's Korner - Keziah & Caleb go see Daft Punk.

We also try to help our new friend James get one million MySpace friends. James is a kid in the UK with Leukaemia. You can get to James' space through our page or his.

Music:

The ReBirth Brass Band - Rollin
Jenn Wertz - Little Girl Solidarity Song
Southpaw Jones - Hot So Hot
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - ACDC
Domenicer - Pornstar Like Traci Lords (the remix)

The Stuart Bedasso Show - August 5, 2007

Mon, 6 Aug 2007 02:40:00 GMT

Keziah's back!!! Well, sort of. We're still working out a bunch of technical stuff (damn you, Time Warner), but in the meantime, Keziah's become our own Andy Rooney. But we're calling the pre-recorded segment Keziah's Korner. Get it?

We also had a special guest this week - Jill from Dafna's in Paia, Hawaii. We talked about her store, local scams in Maui and the big topic - Hippies. Yep...John Lennon sang "Woman is the Nigger of the World". Well, "Hippies are the Niggers of Maui". Not quite as poetic...and Women and Black folks don't choose those demographics whereas hippies...anyway, check it out.

Music:
Milton - God and Money
Jill Sobule - Blue Train (live)
David Gerald - Stay
The Affections - Get it for You
Gaucho Gil - The War is Going Well

The Stuart Bedasso Show - July 29, 2007

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:52:00 GMT

Our first show from Maui. Dave's in a tropical "paradise" on his own. He talks about the meaning of paradise and some strange quirks about Maui. Why would anyone spend thousands of dollars to come to Hawaii to dance in a crappy disco to the same crappy music you could dance to at home? Hawaiians love speed bumps and the gecko. The Hillary vs. Obama lame-off continues. And it's time for another edition of Presidential Polyps. Make sure you get the home version. Hillary has boobies. Uh...hooray? But Dave has a better story about Congressional Boobies...which leads him to thoughts of a Clinton / Slaughter oil wrestling match. Not pretty.

Music:

Thrill Racer - Class Conscious
Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - On the Moon
The Dollyrots - Hysteria
Kill Henry Sugar - Wildest Dreams
Public Enemy - Psycho of Greed
Dream Kitchen - Fossil Fuel
Wonderlick - This Song is a Commercial
Blind Boys of Alabama - Dimming of the Day

The Stuart Bedasso Show - July 18, 2007

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:12:00 GMT

This week's show was recorded in Portland, Oregon. Our special guest was multimedia adventurer, Tanner Parsons (also Dave's Brother-in-Law). The guys went to play laser tag tonight and an 80's porn almost broke out. They may have been a cheesy mustache away. Dave talked about his encounter with a so-called left-wing talk show...they actually called him a murderer...hypocrites. Dave and Tanner talked about education - the actual day-to-day stuff. Then we talked about Tanner's book, Mr. Parson's Presents All The Three Letter Words and Tanner's upcoming movie, Film, The Movie.

Music:

Kalu James - Austin Bound
Sheedyfrost - I Will Be With You
BusBoys - Must Be Saturday Night
Swamp Candy - Rosie
The Naturals - Think That I

The Stuart Bedasso Show - July 11, 2007

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:15:00 GMT

Today's word is fear. AM radio does nothing but try to scare you to death with their commercials and PSA's, so we thought we would help them out a bit with our own. Long live cockfighting - and one of us seems to be a bit more literal than the rest. Some guy with no life protested his favorite team losing all the time. Dave is OK with Michael Moore - for now. We went back in time to read an essay written by Michael in 11th grade.

Music (the all-Rochester show):

The Lobster Quadrille - Tailypo demo
Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Burkima Faso
The Capitals - Popstar
The Deborah Magone Band - One Love
Walt Atkison - Ra Cha Cha
Wild Geese - Back to the Boozer

The Stuart Bedasso Show - July 4, 2007

Thu, 5 Jul 2007 13:23:00 GMT

{Note to self: If you're going to record the show at a bar, edit & upload the show before you start drinking}

A first for The Stuart Bedasso Show. We recorded at The Sports Page, a bar in Rochester, NY. We thought about getting some of the patrons on the show, but a hungover Erick was way more entertaining. Dave wants to set his stuff on fire every time something goes wrong - like Scott Proctor. And a quick note - nuclear energy is not renewable or safe. It's not an appropriate replacement for fossil fuels. Eating contests befuddle us. And Dave's not as old as he's been feeling.

OK Kids...it's time to get off our collective butts. This whole Bush administration thing has gotten out of hand. You must call your Representative and tell him or her to start working on Articles of Impeachment for both Bush & Cheney. It cannot wait until they get out of office in 2009. No more waiting around...you make the call and they get it going. http://www.house.gov/. Top left corner is a place to put your zip code in to find your representative. They're on vacation so call their local office. Do it NOW.

Music:

Precious Bryant - Don't Mess Up A Good Thing
Kill Henry Sugar - Puerto Rican Day Parade
PlasmaGora - The Pauper
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Riddles
The Dollyrats - Because I'm Awesome
The Vacancies - Below Merlot

The Stuart Bedasso Show - June 27, 2007

Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:19:00 GMT

As Stuart sits in a Pennsylvania jail, we tackle the real issues: Nigerian Masturbation. (Wow, they pulled the article from the web already) To do this we introduce our newest buddy: Jack Puentes of the Organization of Nigerians Against Nocturnal Individual Sexual Manipulation We also spanked the alleged immigration problem and talked about...The Secret. Well, it's not a secret anymore.

Our special guest was Jason Nabewaniec of the Green Party. We got a little bit of inside information on the show (more off-air) on what's happening with the next Green Presidential candidate. Check it out.

Music:
Kill Henry Sugar - Tammany Hall
Shannon McNally - The Worst Part of a Broken Heart
Loudon Wainwright III - Good Ship Venus
The Morning Stars - Steal My Love
Too Much Joy - King of Beers

The Stuart Bedasso Show - June 20, 2007

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:22:00 GMT

Keziah's gone walk-about leaving the guys to do the show. If she's going to do the show from Maryland she's going to have to change the way she smells. Dave's getting ready for Hawaii by having a garage sale and horror abounds. One guy flapjacked for his stock. Spam rocks in Hawaii and we're pretty sure so did Traci Lords at one point. Michael shows the world just how much he loves his brother - by signing him up for more internet spam than one person can handle.

Music:

Thought - Nobody
Extra Action Marching Band - Fat Sexy Guy Dance
Golem - Stick It!
Domenicer - Pornstar Like Traci Lords
Robert Cray - I'd Rather Be A Wino

The Stuart Bedasso Show - June 13, 2007

Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:23:00 GMT

Every day is Cheese Day in Monroe. Don't believe us? Listen to the show. You'll also catch our take on Third Wave Feminism, recap of creepy guys hitting on Keziah at the Peechy Neachys show and we know the Department of Justice is watching us. Mike mooned them, but it didn't show up on the audio. Keziah has a special Happy Birthday message for Dave's Mom. Don't miss it.

Music:
Rudy Burkhalter - Cheese Day in Monroe
The Morning Stars - All Coming Down
Wonderlick - When She Took Off Her Shirt
Ethan Lipton and His Orchestra - Hit It
Colin Hay - Are You Looking at Me

Bye-bye, Boo.

The Stuart Bedasso Show - June 6, 2007

Thu, 7 Jun 2007 01:31:00 GMT

It's the return of Papi! No, not David Ortiz. Michael Rodriquez! As he flirted with Keziah (I think he knows she's gay), we wished a Happy Birthday to Gay Lover Brad. And as his birthday is 6/6/66, he is the Spawn of Satan and will open the earth and swallow us all. Good times. And the sport of curling is the official sport of Lucifer. Go figure. We talked a little porn, a little copyright law and Dave's stalking Vin Scelsa. And there's 2 bonus seconds of show!

And we only have one more show to tell you - meet the crew of The Stuart Bedasso Show this Saturday, June 9th at The Bug Jar in Rochester at the corners of Monroe and South Union. Ehhhhh, we should be there by 10pm. We'll be there for the comeback show of our pals, The Pietchze Nietchees. See you there.

Music:
Sheedyfrost - Here's To You
Ethan Lipton and His Orchestra - Girl From The Renaissance Faire
Peachy Neachys - So Cool
Whitee - Stumpy The Ho

The Stuart Bedasso Show - May 30, 2007

Thu, 31 May 2007 01:50:00 GMT

Our dedication to Cindy Sheehan. F-The Man! We finally get to honoring our mothers - Fool. Though Keziah's honoring isn't something you'd find on a Hallmark card. You can get a FREE Whitee CD - listen up and find out how. There's some big changes coming with the show - we're not sure what they are, but we'll find out soon enough.

You can still vote for us to get a shot at a show on public radio. Go to http://www.publicradioquest.com and get us in!

Music:

Peechie Neechies - Fuck the Man
Fishbone - Jack Ass Brigade
The Capitals - Closer
Mr. T - Treat Your Mother Right
Whitee - Sexmom

The Stuart Bedasso Show - May 23, 2007

Thu, 24 May 2007 01:29:00 GMT

Shampoo gives you manboobs! It could be Johnny Vagina's Kryptonite. Keziah calls the Medical Psychic Hotline...her poor pancreas. Hillary, Hillary, Hillary. You're lame and so are the rest of the Democrats. Go third party or stay home, folks.

Don't forget to vote for The Stuart Bedasso Show to get us a crack at a show on National Public Radio. Go to http://www.publicradioquest.com.

Music:
Extra Action Marching Band - Mangina
Lovechild - Headlights
Fishbone - Party With Saddam
Jill Sobule - Hot in Here
Camera Obscura - Lloyd, I'm Ready to be Heartbroken
Too Much Joy - Take a Lot of Drugs

The Stuart Bedasso Show - May 16, 2007

Thu, 17 May 2007 03:03:00 GMT

Last week...chaos. This week...sultry...sexy. OK...well, at least no chaos. We celebrated our 1000th download, and talked about our upcoming public appearances. Ding, Dong, Jerry Falwell's Dead. Crazy, gay-hating Italians and how Salman Rushdie fights for their right to party. Not ready for AA yet? Then how about some flask sandals! Buy Bondage-in-a-Box...from the makers of Mouthwhore-in-a-Drawer.

Musical Selections:
Dred Zepplin - I Can't Quit You Baby
Jodelle - All Save One
Sloan - Everybody Wants You
Eric Schwartz - Clinton Got A Blowjob
Pietzsche Neatchy - Georgia Guidestones

Go and vote for The Stuart Bedasso Show to get a pilot on National Public Radio! Vote for them at http://www.publicradioquest.com. Rush, darling, rush!

The Stuart Bedasso Show - May 11, 2007

Sat, 12 May 2007 01:35:00 GMT

Not much political about this show! Keziah's brother, Caleb joins the show and chaos ensues...which is pretty much normal. Erick was talking to Zelda Cocktostensen and now she's gone. What happened? Find out on The Stuart Bedasso Show (hint: we don't think she's laying in a ditch with a blind bird). We may be going to hell, but the guy who found our show looking for used panties is going first. Save us a seat, Dude! Joining Panty-Arab-Boy on the bus to hell are all the skanks who signed the petition to keep the Queen Skank out of the hole. And the Maestro played:

The Its - Girls Kick Ass
Whitee - She Called Me Buddy
The Bastard Fairies - We're All Going to Hell (get it?)
Jenn Wertz - Shotgun
Dred Zepplin - Heartbreaker

HOLY CRUD!!! Go and vote for The Stuart Bedasso Show to get a pilot on National Public Radio! Vote for them at http://www.publicradioquest.com. Go! Now! What are you waiting for??!!?!

The Stuart Bedasso Show - May 2, 2007

Thu, 3 May 2007 00:40:00 GMT

Dave and Erick bring you music, courtesy of MySpace! Yep, MySpace. A few bands that have contacted the show that wanted their music on our show and we delivered. We also talked about the Democrats' debate from last week, sexy 60-year-olds and why Dave has trouble listening to Rush. Samuel L. Jackson could come looking for Erick and Dave tells a story about the worst movie ever made.

UPDATE: The worst movie ever made was Death in Venice. If it were up to Dave it would have been Murder in Venice.

Music on this week's show:
CinWaves - Philo Beddoe's Dream
Simple Mission - See It Now
Rizorkestra - High On The Mountain
The Moaners - Foxy Brown
AJ Croce - I'm With You

The Stuart Bedasso Show - April 25, 2007

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:14:00 GMT

The evilness known as I-tunes, Keziah goes to a pro-choice rally...and gets the finger, what the heck is Flapjacking and why was that guy doing it on a baseball field, Dave's Ghetto Pass gets revoked and used panties = internet wampum.

[updated] The crew of The Stuart Bedasso Show will be at The Bug Jar, in Rochester on Saturday, June 9th to help celebrate the return of our friends Pietzsche Neatchy and their new CD. If you want to see what shirts Keziah, Erick & Dave will be wearing, go here. Heck, you can even get your own!

Music for this week:

Sloan - Who Taught You to Live Like That
The Moaners - I Think I Love You
Pietzsche Neatchy - Blank
Moby & Public Enemy - Make Love Fuck War

The Stuart Bedasso Show - April 18, 2007

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:03:00 GMT

Part II of Brian's Visit...Dave's Dad makes a triumphant return to the show before he heads off to balmy Arizona. TSBS may be the only show that doesn't talk about the Virginia Tech incident. We thought you could use a break. We do talk about how much stuff we all have and how happy it makes us. The article Dave refers to can be found here. Keziah looks like the chick from Work Out while Dave looks like some guy who works at a gas station. Want a new way to get an extension for your tax returns? Listen up, but you better drink a lot of beer first. Then there's music!

Gaucho Gil - The Ballad of Gaucho Gil
Eleni Mandell - Say Goodbye
Jerry Gibbens - Burn it Down
The Moaners - Shrew (accoustic)
Colin Hay - What Would Bob Do?

The Stuart Bedasso Show - April 11, 2007

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:46:00 GMT

Nappy Hoes, Nappy Hoes, everyone's talking about those Nappy Hoes. We do, too. And we have a special guest - Brian, aka Dave's Dad! We talked about the dry humpfest called the Shakira/Beyonce video. There's nothing like porn at the gym. And what is the deal with VH1? Now they're comparing guy-celebrity packages?!!? And there's exclusive music that you're not going to hear anywhere else from Colin Hay!

Colin Hay - This Time I Got You
Josh Weinstein - Scared White Men
Gaucho Gil - Holiday Inn
Golem - The Rent
Bryan Ferry - The Cruel Ship's Captain

Call your Representatives! Get funding for the Iraqi invasion stopped!
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The Stuart Bedasso Show - April 5, 2007

Fri, 6 Apr 2007 01:01:00 GMT

A day late, but not a dollar short. Dave sucked it up and despite illness, the gang turned in a stellar performance. The Fonz does sex ed, New Paltz Mayor, Jason West, shows us how it's done. We also touch upon the hypocrisy of our elected officials. We warned you and now they're here - new "bits" exclusive to TSBS! As a public service, Keziah explains what a guy really needs to do to get and keep a woman...and it's not pretty.

Music:
Marc Maron - Political Action
Jodelle - Rabbit Cage
Colin Hay - Just Don't Believe You Any More
Michelle Hotaling - You Shoulda
Abi Tapia - The Way to My Heart

We'll keep telling you...call your "representatives" and tell them to do whatever it takes to bring our troops home.

Your Senators
Your Congressperson

The Stuart Bedasso Show - March 28, 2007

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:30:00 GMT

A lot of "issues" came up this week. Keziah had jury duty and drunk e-mailed someone she...uh...well...it's difficult for her to say she likes someone so Erick and Dave helped her out. Tony Snow's cancer is back. That's bad. But what's worse for Dave is that his replacement is a hottie. Another hottie who lies to him. Did you know you can legally hit anyone with a postal truck? Dave's creepy so it makes sense that he guilted Keziah into going out with the guys this weekend rather than picking up straight girls in bars. Oh Philipina, we all love you! I mean, like you. We also played amazing stand-up from Marc Maron. Those dicks at Air America should never be forgiven for canceling Morning Sedition.

Music by:

Gaucho Gil - The War is Going Well
Southpaw Jones - Protest Song
Jill Sobule - Under the Disco Ball
Wonderlick - We Run the World (mix 2)
Marc Maron - Lower Your Expectations and Getting High Without Drugs

Holy Crap! The bill rumbling through our government for a timetable to bring the troops home isn't binding! Call your representative today!!!

Your Senators
Your Representative

The Stuart Bedasso Show - March 21, 2007

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:43:00 GMT

Well enough of this vagina talk. Tonight we tackle the penis. Make sure you have your cup. Welcome to everyone listening to the show on All WNY Radio. The Stuart Bedasso Show is now syndicated! We talk about former Green Presidential candidate, David Cobb and his view on guns. We also discuss Dancing with the Retards, Heather Mills and prosthetics. And speaking of retards...Huey Lewis is the retarded Bruce Springsteen. Music:

Roy Rogers - Cleaning My Rifle, But Dreaming of You
Southpaw Jones - The Last Remaining Beatle
Eleni Mandell - Can't You See I'm Soulful
Too Much Joy - That's A Lie
Camera Obscura - If Looks Could Kill
Reitmo Seis - Pa Lante y Sin Miedo

Keep up those calls to your representatives - stop funding the war in Iraq and bring our troops home:
Your Senators
Your Representative

The Stuart Bedasso Show - March 14, 2007

Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:26:00 GMT

Erick, Michael, Keziah and Dave all in the house tonight. Keziah had a run-in with a bill collector - Dave accidentally turned it into a racial/species matter. Watch out for Indian Ducks! The Bush family can't dance, but neither can most of our crew. If you've never seen Pants Off Dance Off, get ready for an interesting explanation. Fat Chicks on the Food Channel raise Dave's cholesterol and Keziah called Michael's cute grandaughter a whore and Bratz are to blame!

Music:
Will Hoge - The Man Who Killed Love
Public Enemy - Revolution
The Deborah Magone Band - One World
Gregory Paul - It Takes One to Know One

Stop the funding of war and bring our troops home! Call your representatives:
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Don't forget...Stuart Bedasso & Johnny Vagina gear and Keziah wants you to be our Myspace Buddy.

The Stuart Bedasso Show - March 7, 2007

Thu, 8 Mar 2007 03:12:00 GMT

All this vagina talk is turning into a theme. This week featured a discussion about Dave's new "I (heart) female orgasms" shirt and how it went over at the Vagina Monologues as well as the dry Drag Show, which Dave and Keziah attended. There's nothing sadder than a Drag Show without alcohol, except being "the old guy in the club" without alcohol and at a drag show. Erick's sad attempt at a geography lesson shows us all that reading is fundamental. We also continued the discussion about going into a voting booth without an open mind. And there was music...

Kalu James - The Way I Feel
AJ Croce - Time Will Tell
Robert Cray - Fantasized
The Affections - Green Eggs and Ham
Lil Markie - Diary of an Unborn Child
Bakra Bata - I Shall Be Released

We're still at it...call your representatives to tell them to stop funding the war in Iraq. It is the ONLY way to stop the insanity!
Your Senators
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Don't forget...Stuart Bedasso & Johnny Vagina gear and Keziah wants you to be our Myspace Buddy.

The Stuart Bedasso Show - February 28, 2007

Thu, 1 Mar 2007 03:07:00 GMT

Part two of the Vagina Show. More interviews with local folks involved with the Vagina Monologues. A little talk about Ethnicity. Erick Rodriguez came out of the closet as a German and Dave professed his love for hot chicks with accordions. After you listen to Golem, you will, too. We decided that V-Day should become a national holiday...get your greeting cards! More V-Day interviews! I love female orgasms, you love female orgasms, we all love female orgasms! Find out how you can show it on this week's show.

We played:
Josh Weinstein - Stuck in the Tall Grass
Golem - Mazel
Fishbone - One Planet People
Golem - Golem Hora
The Aquanettas - Love With the Proper Stranger

Have you called your Representatives yet? Tell them to stop funding the war in Iraq!
Your Senators
Your Congressperson

Get your Johnny Vagina & Stuart Bedasso Gear!

The Stuart Bedasso Show - February 21, 2007

Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:38:00 GMT

A show of firsts! The first "live" appearance of Michael Rodriguez, the first taped interview played on the show and the first time the Bedasso crew gets sophmoric...we knew it had to come sometime. Turns out Keziah is Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy. Also, Dave's real name is Johnny Vagina. We talked about upcoming productions of the Vagina Monologues - Dave is volunteering and Keziah has a "beef" with Eve Ensler. Because we're all so simple-minded...Eve Ensler turned into a discussion about the possibility of Eva Mendes being gay, then our own "who would you do" session. And beware of the dreaded Snickers Roofie! Oh right, there was actually music played as well:

Walt Atkison - Cadillac Hotel
Deborah Magone - Cookin
Whitee - Tin of Love

Don't forget to contact your representatives to tell them to stop the funding for the war in Iraq!
Your Senators
Your Congressperson

Tell your friends about The Stuart Bedasso Show!

The Stuart Bedasso Show - February 14, 2007

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:19:00 GMT

And then there were two. Due to the horrible weather up here in the Northeast, Stuart and Keziah ended up stuck in a car on the Irondequoit Bay Bridge. A team of sled dogs and Girl Scouts dug them out and their both fine, but they missed the show. So Erick and Dave muddled through another show. They kept on showing how lame the presidential candidates are, discussed the Dixie Chicks and had a special Valentine's Day message for all you lovers out there. Listen to the show with someone you love - even if it's just yourself. (yes, that was a masturbation joke) This show was also part one of a Local Music theme. Six songs from Rochester, NY based bands.

Enjoy!

The Capitals - Falling Apart (a Stuart Bedasso Show exclusive!)
The Lobster Quadrille - Cora Livinia's Consumption
Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Incoginito
The Wild Geese - Broad Black Brimmer
The Hayseeds - Fuck the Man (live) [it's the Pietzsche Nietzches - same difference]
Rhythm Six - Siempre Seras Mia

Call your Representatives! Get funding for the Iraqi invasion stopped!
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February 7, 2007

Thu, 8 Feb 2007 04:29:00 GMT

Just when you thought we couldn't play fewer songs...we only got to three of them. Quality over quantity! We showed what a redneck Joe Biden is and what a warmonger Hillary Clinton is. Keziah revealed the gay conspiracy that is the candy bar. She also talked about her cult-upringing and how she got to paint naked ladies last week. Dave showed how you can stop this madness in Iraq - this is serious, we give you a live example of how to do it. Here are the links that will get you to your representatives:

US Senate
House of Representatives

Call your representatives and get funding for the Iraqi invasion stopped!

Here are the links to our musical guests:
Jill Sobule - Underdog Victorious
Public Enemy - Air Conditioning
Abi Tapia - Cried Wolf

Oh yeah, and here's that Snickers Commercial.

January 31, 2007

Thu, 1 Feb 2007 04:47:00 GMT

Our first show. It went pretty smoothly. We're having a little trouble with Erick's microphone, but we had a good time and you will too. We talked a little about the hype over Hillary and Obama, pirates, Erick's first love, being a nanny and dwarves.

Links to music we played:
Baby Gramps - Cape Cod Girls
Milton - Waiting for You
Wally Pleasant - The Day Ted Nugent Killed All the Animals
Bus Boys - Minimum Wage

Go to the blog if you'd like to e-mail us.