This week's special guest:  Alice Cooper!  Alice Cooper like you've never heard him before.  Like a Sexual Santa, Dave brings goodies for all the girls and boys.  Melyssa and Gerry get porn, Keziah gets her buzzy thing and Dave?  Well, Dave will be making love a rubbery piece of jello.  That's right, it's not sex, it's making love...hot jello love.  We're trying to name this thing so if you have a suggestion, let us know.  Melyssa insists that somewhere out there, someone has a Dave fetish.  Yeow.  And we talk about how the corporate parties try to squash democracy.  Why do Democrats hate democracy so much?

Music:

Daniella Cotton - Dark Desire
The Felice Brothers - Where'd You Get the Liquor
Mel Torme - Six Lessons From Madame La Zonga

Podcast Supersub, Gerry, sits in for Erick who's on the DL with Herpes*.  Melyssa does a public service for controlled substance users everywhere...oh, and clowns...she really digs clowns.  We reveal that David Copperfield causes global warming.  Who knew?  Rochester Peeps: Start grooving on Alex White for Mayor.  You'll be glad you did.  Dave is some kind of Black Spanish Jew.  WTF?

*Erick, to the best of our knowledge, is not infected with the herpes, or any other, virus...not that there's anything wrong with that.  It was a joke intended to "encourage" him to not miss any more shows.  Do not point, shun or spread rumors.  Thank you.

Music:

Ecomog - Broke
Logan Lynn - Feed Me to the Wolves
Suzanne Monroe - Wondering Out
The Enoch Smith Jr. Group - Remembering Rochester

We bring the funny...we bring the serious.  Dave misses the opportunity for front row seats to see The Donnas.  The hot...sweaty...aromatic...Donnas.  We get dissed by record weasels, now we'll never go to a land down under.  It must be true...all roads lead to Olivia Newton John.  What made for cable shows do YOU like?  Homeopathic medicine is rad!  We also discuss the latest local topic...the word "retard".  Who deserves to run for office?

Music:

Will Currie and the Country French with Sloan - Push Pins
Julie London - Camptown Races
Movits - A-Kasseblues
King Sunny Ade - Oro Towo Baseti

Help the Stuart Bedasso Show grow.  We have a wish list!  Like the Renaissance, sponsor the arts, spread syphilis and eat pasta.  Melyssa's gets gay over her son's birthday.  Another tribute to Vermont...those bastards.  Party in the Parking Lot...good times.  Did you know you can stream the show on your cell phone.  Get your Stuart Bedasso Ringtone!  Great music on the show this week...dig it.

Music:

Daniella Cotton - Make U Move
Storm Large - Eight Miles Wide
Movits! - Tom Jones
Robert Cray - What About Me