We start our series on Seduction...  It took a 14-year-old to confirm it, but we already knew that Keziah has a sweet ass....I mean eyes.  Stuart gets dissed by a teenager...the little teabagging whore.  Bea Arthur is dead and so is Marilyn Chambers, but that douchebag, Rod Drheher, lives on...talk about no justice.  Where can a brother get a patch job?

Music:

AJ Croce - You've Said Too Much
Jill Sobule - San Fransico
Rex Garvin and the Mighty Cravers - Raw Funky

San Fransico Video

Dave and Melyssa go on a field trip...to hear the lovely and talented Zuza Szewczyk, and Melyssa knows way more than Dave about the music thing.  We confirm it...Dave has a weird reporter fetish.  The new object of his affection?  Ana Marie Cox.  But he's still waiting for that call from Connie Chung.  Keziah kicks a little kid's ass...well, sorta. 

The Stuart Bedasso Show: Bold, yet Ostentatious!


Music:

The Olympic Ass Kicking Team - Pow'ful 'Merka
Golem - Come To Me
El Ka Bong - Hangover Sunday
The Mouse Outfit - Dig This

Melyssa's on the DL...and she's sick, too.  We cover it all this week...pirates, gay marriage, female circumcision and more.  Facebook gets weird with Zombee Jesus.  We start talking about sports, but soon figure out that it's all big plot by Monsanto to rule the world.  Hey!  Come correct with your hat!

Music:

Joan Stiles - Past Imperfect
Tim Henson - Do Me Wrong (but do me)
Daylight Savings Account - I Am Looking For An Affect
Tony Fox - (I've Got To) Do It To It
The Zest of Yore - I'll Do The Thinking
Rose Davis - Yes, I've Been Crying
The Olympic Ass Kicking Team - Is We Or Aint We

It's not a cold sore, it's another Keziah Flare-Up.  (That's said with love)  What do you do with your Republican friends?  Stuart's obsessed with Michelle Obama's clothes, too!  Michael Vick doesn't seem to understand what bankruptcy is.  Got guns?  Sadly, yes.  And presidential sexual idiosyncrasies.

Music:

The Olympic Ass Kicking Team - Willie Mays
Zest of Yore - She Comes From Good Stock
Suzanne Monroe - Desiring [we said Moore....it's Monroe...sorry]
Two Guitars Clash - Slash N' Burn
Joan Stiles - Hurly Burly (J2 Mary Lou)