The star of today's show is:  Erick!  And what a week he's had.  Loses the girl, yet gains the pussy; went on a cougar hunt, ended up stalking onanistic-pony-tail-guy; AND he's a great uncle.  Dave wished for a race riot and instead just got bad comedy.  Hey kids, stay in school.  That's the only way you can become a Lactation Coordinator.  Trust us.  Erick insists that George Lopez's ass smells of sandalwood.  Who are we to argue. 

Music:

Spacelords - A Little Deeper
Joan Osborne - Little Wild One
Fifth Nation - Thanks For The Gametes
The Beat Dolls - You Were Right

Live, in studio, with special guest Steve Gallwey from Chamber 51.  Steve joins the crew to talk about Roller Derby, the bamboo myth and more.  If you need info on Can Jam 2009, you can go to: http://gpomc.blogspot.com/2009/11/can-jam.html.  Erick's got himself some live-in pussy, we have cookies and beer.  It really doesn't get any better than this.  Melyssa's a part of the Best of Rochester poll.  Find out for what!

Music:

Alessandro Mannarino - Me So Mbicato
Grazyna Lobaszewska i Ergo Band - Past The Piles Of Piles
David Bowie - I Dig Everything
Lady Shelly - Welcome

Down with the sexy time.  Two...uh...thumbs up this time.  Dave's got a video on pegging and Melyssa has the two-headed monster.  Melyssa got married last weekend.  Sorry boys, she's off the market.  We look at the Pagans and the scary Creationists.  Erick stopped getting mail.  We do a hard-hitting expose' on sombreros.  Are they Mexican sex toys?  And as a public service, we give you expert advice on beating H1N1.

Read the written reviews at http://www.stuartbedasso.com/2009/11/sex-toy-review-3.html

Music:

Dr. Clarke - H1N1 Rap
Julia Nunes - Roles Reversed
Melanie Zipin - My Life Now
The Lobster Quadrille - Honey Babe
Camera Obscura - You Told A Lie

Melyssa's got something going on in her inhaler.  One hit and she's randy for David Duchovny.  It almost spread to the rest of us.  Melyssa and Dave to go a benefit and see a bunch of hair cover bands.  There's not good stuff in what we call our food.  Beaver Anal Glands?  Who decided that was a good idea?  Dave messes up a job interview and one of his students pulls off a Michael Jackson impersonation - complete with crotch grab.

Music:

The Yo-Yo's - The Mole In The Hole*
Camera Obscura - My Maudlin Career
Madness - Forever Young
Simone - Love Me Or Leave Me
Melanie Zipin - What Does It Mean

*Warning: this song will never, ever leave your head.  Be prepared.  Go to www.stuartbedasso.com for video of the song.

Live from the Sports Page, it's the Halloween Show!  Pseudo-scary music to thrill you!  In a totally WTF moment...Melyssa brings "colored" back.  Still not sure why.  Dave unleashes the next set of sex toys to be reviewed.  Melyssa's is pretty and Dave's is scary.  New job and banking adventures for Dave.  The gang tries to figure out why things are improved when it just ain't necessary.

Music:

The Upperclassmen - Cha Cha With The Zombies
Mr. Fab - Cannibal Zombie Mob
The Johnson Brothers - Zombie Lou
Nightmares - The Headless Ghost
The A-Bones - Devil Dance
The Goldstars - Halloween Hell

Erick and Melyssa give us a primer on how asthmatics can have sex.  H-O-T!  Dave meets the girl of his dreams...his racist, gun-toting, lutefisk-eating dreams.  He may need a safe house.  Mike Tyson cries on the Oprah.  Like any of us, he just needs a hug.  Erick and Melyssa are ass...uh people.  What does Dave like?  Boobs, Rochester, boooooooob-sa!

Music:

The Relations - Puddin -n- Tang
Digital Underground - The Odd Couple
Julia Nunes - Maybe I Will
The Lobster Quadrille - A Man's Bound To Suffer
Ecomog - In The Air

Dave participate in a war protest and the Rochester Police start cracking heads.  Hear Dave's description.  Really?  Obama won what?  Erick calls for Kanye West to be invited to the ceremony.  Melyssa's a bit hungover, but she's still bringing the sexy.  Rosa Clemente was in town.  The good, the bad and the ugly.  Dave has a physical and doesn't get kissed after.  Figures.

Here are links to the video we talked about:
War Protest: http://gpomc.blogspot.com/2009/10/video-of-police-brutality-in-rochester.html
Post Protest Intimidation: http://gpomc.blogspot.com/2009/10/rochester-police-try-to-intimidate.html

Music:

Dead Prez - Walk Like A Warrior
Clydie King - Ain't My Stuff Good Enough
Primal Scream - Urban Guerillas
Disasternauts - My Dad's The Heat

Dave leaves a dead bird for Marc Maron and gets yelled at.  Bad dog!  Bad dog!  Rosa Clemente comes to Rochester and talks to college students, and influences the show.  Melyssa's getting a little sax.  And who really gives a dump about the Olympics?  Doesn't Obama have more important things to work on?  Ahhh, remember the good old days when artists would sample porn into their music?  Fishbone, Whitee, Devo, et al.  No longer. 

Music:

Charlie Watts Orchestra - Stompin At The Savoy
Juanita And The Rabbit - We Live In A Motherfucking Van
Willie Mitchell - Bum Daddy
The Congos - Keep On Knocking
Skip James - All Night Long

Pegging: (v)  a sexual practice in which a woman penetrates a man's anus with a strap-on dildo. (via wikipedia)  Then the show goes downhill from there.  We discuss the G20 protests and The Man's reaction to protests in general.  How 'bout a little sled hockey!  Dave almost gets fired...again.  If you ever go to Erick's house, whatever you do, DON'T eat the salami.  Yet another Michael Moore rant.  And we actually plug other podcasts.  Yes, they do exist.

Music:

Betty Harris - Trouble With My Lover
Juanita and the Rabbit - Kick You Outta My Head
Makana - A Touch of Deviance
Texas Sheiks - Blues In The Bottle
Nick Lowe- Nutted By Reality
The Invictas - Finger Lickin' Good

Yes, it's baby makin' time.  We've got everything we need.  Baby makin' music, a mandle, our shots are updated.  We're good to go!  We also discuss the health care debate and male cheerleaders...though not together.  Grillz are re-visited as well as the Green Party.  Special shout out to Melyssa's husband who unchained Melyssa from the radiator to let her do this week's podcast. 

Music:

Bob Bovee - Which Side Are You On
Makana - As The World Tunes
Texas Sheiks - Don't Sell It, Don't Give It Away
Mississippi Sheiks - The World Has Gone Wrong
Cymande - Getting It Back

You've been patient and now the time is here.  Our second batch of sex toy reviews.  Sadly, Melyssa and Dave are the curmudgeons of sex toys.  Dave's encounter turns slapstick.  Stuart goes off on those who think our President is indoctrinating children.  Dave gets politically cockblocked.  What's up with those child molesters ruining things for the rest of us?

Go to www.stuartbedasso.com to read the text versions of Melyssa's and Dave's reviews and see the video of Leslie Hall's song.  Watch it at your own risk.

Music:

Leslie Hall - Blame The Booty
Cab Calloway - A Smooooth One
Anuhea - I Just Want You Around
The Mighty Diamonds - Go Seek Your Rights

This week, we taped at The Sports Page in Rochester, NY!  Dave is the dictator of all orgasms, but he still can't talk Canadian.  For some reason we discuss Erick's cooch, cool teachers, and flirty/creepy facebook comments.  It's agreed...Democrats are douchebags and Chuck Schumer is their douchebaggy king.  Ted Kennedy died and the world kept on going...for now. 

Music:

Argon 40 - When The Words Don't Come
Bukka White - Shake Em On Down
Logan Lynn - Burning Your Glory
Almost September - Do You Hear What I Hear

This week's special guest:  Alice Cooper!  Alice Cooper like you've never heard him before.  Like a Sexual Santa, Dave brings goodies for all the girls and boys.  Melyssa and Gerry get porn, Keziah gets her buzzy thing and Dave?  Well, Dave will be making love a rubbery piece of jello.  That's right, it's not sex, it's making love...hot jello love.  We're trying to name this thing so if you have a suggestion, let us know.  Melyssa insists that somewhere out there, someone has a Dave fetish.  Yeow.  And we talk about how the corporate parties try to squash democracy.  Why do Democrats hate democracy so much?

Music:

Daniella Cotton - Dark Desire
The Felice Brothers - Where'd You Get the Liquor
Mel Torme - Six Lessons From Madame La Zonga

Podcast Supersub, Gerry, sits in for Erick who's on the DL with Herpes*.  Melyssa does a public service for controlled substance users everywhere...oh, and clowns...she really digs clowns.  We reveal that David Copperfield causes global warming.  Who knew?  Rochester Peeps: Start grooving on Alex White for Mayor.  You'll be glad you did.  Dave is some kind of Black Spanish Jew.  WTF?

*Erick, to the best of our knowledge, is not infected with the herpes, or any other, virus...not that there's anything wrong with that.  It was a joke intended to "encourage" him to not miss any more shows.  Do not point, shun or spread rumors.  Thank you.

Music:

Ecomog - Broke
Logan Lynn - Feed Me to the Wolves
Suzanne Monroe - Wondering Out
The Enoch Smith Jr. Group - Remembering Rochester

We bring the funny...we bring the serious.  Dave misses the opportunity for front row seats to see The Donnas.  The hot...sweaty...aromatic...Donnas.  We get dissed by record weasels, now we'll never go to a land down under.  It must be true...all roads lead to Olivia Newton John.  What made for cable shows do YOU like?  Homeopathic medicine is rad!  We also discuss the latest local topic...the word "retard".  Who deserves to run for office?

Music:

Will Currie and the Country French with Sloan - Push Pins
Julie London - Camptown Races
Movits - A-Kasseblues
King Sunny Ade - Oro Towo Baseti

Help the Stuart Bedasso Show grow.  We have a wish list!  Like the Renaissance, sponsor the arts, spread syphilis and eat pasta.  Melyssa's gets gay over her son's birthday.  Another tribute to Vermont...those bastards.  Party in the Parking Lot...good times.  Did you know you can stream the show on your cell phone.  Get your Stuart Bedasso Ringtone!  Great music on the show this week...dig it.

Music:

Daniella Cotton - Make U Move
Storm Large - Eight Miles Wide
Movits! - Tom Jones
Robert Cray - What About Me

We covered a lot this week!  Melyssa's got her some mens for sale.  Come one, come all!  We talk with the Jesus Street Team, but we find that actions speak louder than words.  Don't masterhate, masturbate!   Amy Fisher does porn.  Well, it's about time.  Dave's visited by the ghost of dishwashing past.  We have a way for all you neocons to legally get rid of Obama...move to Hawaii and secede!  We'll help you pack.

Music:

Chamber 51 - The Man
Julie London - How Come You Do Me Like You Do?
Li'l Ze' - Built to Ride

This is the gayest podcast ever!  OK, now that I got that out of my system... we set up a table at the Rochester Gay Pride Parade and hilarity ensued.  Check out the chick with the funky shoes, the grammar police and a whole lot more.  One of the best parts of the day was when the suburban folks showed up not realizing it was the pride parade.  Both Melyssa's and Dave's family stops by and shows that even little kids are down with the gay.  No music for this week, just feather boas and balls in pantyhose. 

They're finally here!  Our first round of sex toy reviews.  The good, the bad and the kinda hot. You can read the text at the website (www.stuartbedasso.com), but the show has added features, like Dave doing Alec, doing Clint, reading Keziah's review.  Dave and Melyssa discuss old porn and new porn.  Keziah reviews the movie Bruno.  And next on the Celebrity Tragedy Watch:  Paul Reubens.  Watch out, Pee-Wee.

Don't forget to come down to the Rochester Gay Pride Parade and say hi to the gang.  We're taping the next show at the corner of Park and Goodman (Parkleigh) from 4-5pm on Saturday, July 18th.  Heck, we'll put you on the show.

Music:

David Gerard - Postman
Hotel Reverie - Out Of Luck
Moxie Fruvous - Kick In The Ass

Erick couldn't make it tonight, but sent us a message via satellite.  It was an inspiration to us all.  Stuart is down-right creepy.  Last week, he told Joyce DeWitt to be careful and...BAM!  DWI and a really sad mug shot.  More celebrity deaths, Adam West soft-core porn, Serena Williams dresses like a drag queen (stop it, Serena) and Melyssa is asked to defend Finland.  Stuart wants Victoria Vox & Violet Blue to be at his memorial...good luck, Dude.  We talk about getting the theme from the show as a ringtone, but the web people are still "reviewing" it for copyright issues.  Stay tuned.

Music:

The Hattie Cook Band- Atlantic
Joell Ortiz featuring Styles P - We Can Do It
Hotel Reverie - Narcoleptic Fits
The Enfields - She Already Has Somebody
Hey Bulldog - If I Was Your Man

We're obligated to talk about all the celebrities who died in the last week.  Melyssa thinks Tony Little's bumping them all off.  We're probably the only ones who paid tribute to Fred Travelena.  That's a good thing, right?  Farrah blasphemy at a yard sale leaves Dave in a huff.  Erick gets a present...porn!  Dave has to look for blueball clip art for our new sex toy rating system.  Dave and Melyssa have become party planners on the cheap.  And it seems that one of is a bit more moist than the others.  Tune in to find out who it is.  Here's that Cynthia McKinney link.  We hope she and all the others on the humanitarian mission are OK.

Music:

Sammy Davis Jr Band - Slap
Mambo Kings - Una Manana
Ecomog - Fat Man
Albert and Gage - Say Yes To Love
Dennis Brown - Revolution

Welcome to The Stuart Bedasso Show's Craigslist Experiment.  In order for Dave to fully participate in reviewing sex toys with the rest of the crew, we posted an ad for a...uh...helper.  We wrote the ad on the show and it's been posted here.  Melyssa has a Godhusband.  Boys, get in line to be next.  Happy Birthday, Marcus!  Melyssa's annoyed by Obama's smoking bill and she doesn't smoke, we briefly discuss Dave's package and Erick tells the story of his friend with the swinging Dad.  Happy Father's Day!  RIP Ed McMahon.  And it's the thrilling conclusion of Seduction!

Music:

Charles Hamilton and MC Lyte - New York City Girl
Albert and Gage - Does She Have a Future With Me
Monty Python - Finland
Primal Scream - Get Your Rocks Off

Dave battles tourettes and appears to be losing.  He loses his sex toy buddy and declares that his friend with benefits has too big of a co-pay.  Erick professes his love of the "rub and tug."  We're not sure, but we think Melyssa dated a pimp back in the day.  The weirdest installment yet of Seduction is also on tap.  We're all disappointed in David Letterman.  No need to apologize...it was a good joke.  Oh yeah, and Dave's out of a job, again.  Anyone need a pool boy?

Music:

Two Guitars Clash - Way The World Works
Marc Maron - Fine
The Pleasure Seekers - What A Way To Die
Holly Cole Trio - Smile
Taj Mahal - Woulda Coulda Shoulda

You say it's your birthday?  It's Melyssa's birthday, too.  Yeah.  She also recounts her family outing to New York City and brings back presents for Erick and Dave.  Erick won't wear panties, but Dave would like to get into Cheryl Ladd's.  The latest update on Sex Toy reviews...the cock ring's in the mail.

Music:

Anuhea - Right Love, Wrong Time
Alton Ellis and The Heptones - Only Sixteen
The Job - Ten Times
Titus Turner - People Sure Act Funny

This show features special guest, Steve Benz who has a beer for each wheel on his vehicle.  Dave used to do that, but had to stop when he got that 18-wheeler.  But he does make a very nasty employment counselor; pray you don't get him or you'll wind up turning tricks at the bus station.  We talk about edumication once again and we're waiting for The SIMS: Parents' Basement Edition.  Keziah's one angry...uh...she's angry.  And there's a HUGE announcement about the future of the show.  Don't miss it!

Music:

Sammy Davis Jr Band - Some Things Never Change
The Hattie Cooke Band - Never Go Away
Amy Hendrickson and the Prime Directive - The Pancake Theory
Marc Maron - Not A Sports Guy

Music is back on tap!  We hang with the funny, but talk about gay marriage and the upcoming Supreme Court justice battle.  There's new pictures up on the Facebook, MySpace and website.  Go check 'em out.  And this weeks marks the actual debut of Stuart Bedasso himself!  Well, sort of.

Music:

The Job - Fighting, Fucking and Cars
Irene Kral - Rock Me To Sleep
The ID - Don't Think Twice
Sonia Bettencourt - John Doe
Marc Maron - Hate Cakes
Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Walk Right Through

Well, HERE'S something different.  Dave forgot to bring a simple little cord.  What does that mean?  No music for you!  An all talk format for this week's show...and we're back to the Wednesday uploads.  What will Dave do with his weekends now?

What do Ron Jeremy and luncheon meat have in common?  More sex toy stories.  Erick's bringing the sexy!  And a whole lot more! 

[Dave's already packed his cord for next week, so more music and the continuation of the Seduction! serial.]

Hey!  They raised our our rates to keep our podcast online.  Go buy a t-shirt or something.

And now....the rest of the story.  We kept the mics on for another hour to make sure we got all that creamy Keziah goodness.  OK, that was a bit graphic, but you get the point.  Keziah would go straight for Anderson Cooper, somebody woke Grandpa Rodriguez, and Dave's past may finally catch up with him...even though he doesn't have a past.  Don't fret, we'll get back into the Seduction! serial next week.

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Music:

AJ Croce - Bury Me Standing
Rose Davis - Sittin and Drinkin
Ruby James - The Words Goodbye
The Frank Chickens - We Are Frank Chickens

This is a can't miss show, folks.  Keziah's live in studio!  Mike's in the house!  The gang's all here.  If we could just fly Jill up, we'd be all set, but Dave would lose it due to technical difficulties.  We actually went two hours, so here's part one.  We discuss the Lesbian Wingman, cougars vs. yaks and get a little scatological.  Rumor has it there's a party in Mike's pants.  And don't forget the new Obama Tramp Stamp.  Ask for it by name.

Music:

Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Pockets
Ella Fitzgerald - Fascinating Rhythm
Jill Sobule - Nothing To Prove
The Boots - I Don't Like It

Happy Cinco De Mayo!  Erick's in full force.  Wolf Blitzer's beard is a weapon of mass destruction.  The lovely and talented Zuza throw a party and Dave and Erick give the recount.  Dave goes above and beyond to keep someone from falling off the wagon...ironically.  I always feel like...somebody's watching meeeeee...  Give it up for Texual Chocolate!

Music:

Gonzalo Brown - No Vamos A Cambiar De Bando
MC Lyte / Queenpen - Brooklyn II
El Ka Bong - Travellers Calling
Ruby James - Everything Good Goes Away

We start our series on Seduction...  It took a 14-year-old to confirm it, but we already knew that Keziah has a sweet ass....I mean eyes.  Stuart gets dissed by a teenager...the little teabagging whore.  Bea Arthur is dead and so is Marilyn Chambers, but that douchebag, Rod Drheher, lives on...talk about no justice.  Where can a brother get a patch job?

Music:

AJ Croce - You've Said Too Much
Jill Sobule - San Fransico
Rex Garvin and the Mighty Cravers - Raw Funky

San Fransico Video

Dave and Melyssa go on a field trip...to hear the lovely and talented Zuza Szewczyk, and Melyssa knows way more than Dave about the music thing.  We confirm it...Dave has a weird reporter fetish.  The new object of his affection?  Ana Marie Cox.  But he's still waiting for that call from Connie Chung.  Keziah kicks a little kid's ass...well, sorta. 

The Stuart Bedasso Show: Bold, yet Ostentatious!


Music:

The Olympic Ass Kicking Team - Pow'ful 'Merka
Golem - Come To Me
El Ka Bong - Hangover Sunday
The Mouse Outfit - Dig This

Melyssa's on the DL...and she's sick, too.  We cover it all this week...pirates, gay marriage, female circumcision and more.  Facebook gets weird with Zombee Jesus.  We start talking about sports, but soon figure out that it's all big plot by Monsanto to rule the world.  Hey!  Come correct with your hat!

Music:

Joan Stiles - Past Imperfect
Tim Henson - Do Me Wrong (but do me)
Daylight Savings Account - I Am Looking For An Affect
Tony Fox - (I've Got To) Do It To It
The Zest of Yore - I'll Do The Thinking
Rose Davis - Yes, I've Been Crying
The Olympic Ass Kicking Team - Is We Or Aint We

It's not a cold sore, it's another Keziah Flare-Up.  (That's said with love)  What do you do with your Republican friends?  Stuart's obsessed with Michelle Obama's clothes, too!  Michael Vick doesn't seem to understand what bankruptcy is.  Got guns?  Sadly, yes.  And presidential sexual idiosyncrasies.

Music:

The Olympic Ass Kicking Team - Willie Mays
Zest of Yore - She Comes From Good Stock
Suzanne Monroe - Desiring [we said Moore....it's Monroe...sorry]
Two Guitars Clash - Slash N' Burn
Joan Stiles - Hurly Burly (J2 Mary Lou)

Keziah's back with a special Keziah's Korner!  Then the gang goes off on the state of education.  Stuart's looking for a gig at Foxy's, but it's Dave who may end up on the pole.  Someone's panties are in a bunch about an SNL skit about Hawaii and gym ettiquite tips for all you manly men out there.

Music:

The Alan Bown Set - Gonna Fix You Good
Santa Cruz Steel - Hard Times
The Frank Chickens - We Are Ninja (Not Geisha)
The Apples in Stereo - Can You Feel It?

It's Melyssa's and Heinrich's Anniversary!!!  Hooray!  We hope he doesn't know that he married a lesbian.  Erick gets sex ed text messages and Dave gets a car accident.  That seems about right.  Should you drink with your friend's ex?  We'll find out.  We also found out that it's hard to say "statistic" when you've been drinking.  We also welcome our newest sponsor, Australian Pimp Lube.  Enjoy Australian Pimp Lube responsibly.

Music:

Family Funktion and the Sitar Jams - Bombay Boogie
The Sumner Brothers - Both Back
Anchorage, Nebraska - Don't Change A Thing
The Soul Lifters - Hot, Funky & Sweaty
Chakradar - Boosty
Cassettes Won't Listen - Freeze and Explode (accoustic)
Nick Lowe - The Club
The Steve Greene Trio - Sonnymoon for Two

And don't forget our new website: www.stuartbedasso.com

St. Patrick's Day brought the Stuart Bedasso Crew together and hilarity ensued.  Dave made a bunch of new friends and women threw themselves at Erick.  On the job front, Dave is not into ass wiping and we invent the Ass Pick 3000 as a result.  Ask for it by name.  We briefly talk about the Stewart / Cramer showdown.

Music:

The Wild Geese - Back to the Boozer
Jerry Teel and the Big City Stompers - Baby Out of Jail
The Sadies - Anna Leigh
Naked Lunch - Livin Is Funky
Janie Jones - Sex Machine
Otis Spann - Little Boy Blue

We have what you've been looking for in a personal lubricant - antioxidants!  Try our new Ambrosia Lube.  Upcoming plans are discussed for guests, the new website and a remote - down the road, we'll be podcasting from a sex toy party!  Melyssa hates our phallic-shaped microphones, but it Dave ever finds vagina-shaped mics, we may never get another show done.  How 'bout those funky sex dreams, eh?  Dave and Melyssa go off on Hillside Children's Center.  Today's podcast is brought to you by the letters M and F.

Music:

Family Funktion and The Sitar Jams - Van Pad Man
Eleni Mandell - Needle And Thread
Gregory Paul - Dusty Man
Golem - Tell Her You Love Her
Dr. John - Average Kind of Guy

As we welcome Melyssa aboard the show as a regular part of the crew, we find out that she freezes dead cats.  Here, Kitty, Kitty... Dave and Melyssa both have high school reunions coming up.  One of them is taking Erick as a date.  Are you ready for your Mystery Date?  Dave gets cock blocked by a fart.  The Phillie Phanatic - the John Holmes of Plushies.  If you wear a baseball hat around Melyssa, you better be wearing your cup as well.

Music:

The Latin Breed - I Turn You On
Average Otis - Crazy
Average Otis - Your Own
The Sadies - What's Left Behind
Jerry Teel and the Big City Stompers - MC Call Mississippi Mosquito Scratch

Special Guest, Melyssa joins the show and hilarity ensues.  It's the return of Johnny Vagina - Mothers, hide your daughters!  Socks the Cat is dead...no one realized he was still alive.  We all agree that Bush and Company must be held accountable.  We found out that the back of Dave's palate was removed due to some horrible accident.  Get ready for Melyssa's and Erick's joint venture: Pop-up Porn.  Who wants to be seen at the rally to protest a porn tax in New York?  Not us.

Music:

Sadie Ava - Mind Being Gone
Daniel Ball Jr. - Number 2 Pencils
Eleni Mandell - Right Side
The Criterion Band - City Feigning Sleep

And then there were three!  Mike is back in the house and in rare form.  We try to figure why Cheech and Chong are on stage, but don't really care as long as they bring Rae Dawn with them.  Dave's gym has an influx of...uh...special folks...but not as special as one of our newest representatives in Congress.  Ladies and Gentlemen...meet the wizard of hydrogen himself - Eric Massa.  Dave can't blog anymore so make sure you catch is new column in the Webster Shopper.  Good Times.

Music:

Venice Gas House Trolley - Ezekiel
The Pretenders - Boots of China Plastic
Gene Anderson - The Lonliest One
Fall Back Plan - Mistakes
Bedsit Poets - The Highs Can't Beat the Lows
Golem - Tucheses and Nenes

Erick's in Puerto Rico and Dave's in hell.  The Job Nazi got to Dave.  "No job for you!"  Trying to keep his mouth shut, Dave gives a few warnings to all you progressives out there.  With friends like these...

Another way for Dave to earn some nickels - every time a single woman tells him she needs to find him a woman.  Chich-ching!

Music:

Maya Angelou - Donkey City
Joan Osborne - Make You Feel My Love
The Meters - Africa
Mandigo Griot Society - Africa
Josh Weinstein - Song A Drunk Man Sings
Cassettes Won't Listen - Paper Float
Jill Scott - The Fact Is (I Need You)
Robyn Hitchcock and The Egyptians - Bad Case of History
Sharon James and the Dap-Kings - 100 Days, 100 Nights
Como Mamas - Trouble In My Way
Jenny Lewis w/The Watson Twins - The Big Guns
Loudon Wainright III - Motel Blues

This week's show's a bit of a sausage fest.  It's only Dave & Erick but it was nothing but "manly" topics.  The Stuart Bedasso Show gets the attention of the Fleshlight.  Think of the possibilities.  Dave has a new job, Chickipedia is about chicks, for chicks, by chicks.  Don't let Rachel Ray call you "buddy."  And the Booty Circus is in town and Erick and Dave discuss their adventure.

Music:

Sadie Ava - I'll Be Coming Home
Gregory Paul - Oh Death
The Sumner Brothers - Girl In The Window
Juliana Down - Empires
C.R. Avery - Down At The Cafe
Classic Ruins - Labatts

It's our 2 year anniversary!  Thanks for listening to The Stuart Bedasso Show!

Dave and Erick just aren't orgy kinda guys...no dating strippers for them.  Erick gets in a car accident.  You should see the other guy.  Dave can't sleep in the suburbs and gets involved in a Facebook flame-up.  Those nutty liberals.  Don't get The Stuart Bedasso Show in your eye.  That would be weird.

Music:

Bedsit Poets - I'm In Love With A Girl
Blind Boy Fuller - Meat Shakin' Woman
The Baseball Project - Ted Fucking Williams
Josh Weinstein - Fuck Is Fuck
Plunt - Boner
Ofo The Black Company - Beautiful Daddy

Gas Station Whores...they're much younger than they used to be.  Speaking of retro, Katarina Witt's bush seemed to be a major topic of conversation.  We have inauguration burnout. Sit by your mailbox for your invitation to the Bad T-Shirt Party.  That airline pilot hero should be pulling a lot of gas station whores.

Music:

Spider - Midnight On The Nile
The Franco Proietti Morph-Tet - Bushido
June Rising - Brother Beware
La Revolucion De Emiliano Zapata - Shit City
Pearls Of Joy - Gloria

Dave gives all his Maui friends the lowdown on his ex-landlord.  Go ahead and rent for him, if you have money to burn.  We never heard of this part of the bible.  The Book of Phil?  Get your Obama Swag!  Plates, coins, douchebag.  A quick talk about the problems down in Oakland.

Music:

Max and the Marginalized - Date With Dynasty
Porter - Pre-loved
MC Lyte - Brooklyn
Gil-Scott Heron - Message To The Messengers
Go Ghetto Tiger - Deluxe Deluxe
Thee Headcoats - I'm A Headcoat, Baby

First week with the new crew and two already go down on the disabled list.  But Dave and Erick took care of business. We talk about Viagra in Afganistan, breastfeeding on Facebook, and some guy named Ted who thinks Margaret Thatcher is hot. We still need someone to post something on Wikipedia for The Stuart Bedasso Show. Kenny G and flapjacking just don't mix.

Oh, alright.  Here's the link to the flapjacking show.

Music:

Ruby Hill - Heart of Hearts
Bella - No One Will Know
Sielun Veljet - Woe! The Maiden Of My Heart
The Standard - Red Drop
Charles Bevel - Porkupine Meat

The Stuart Bedasso Show is back in Rochester!  Stuart's back in Moose Jaw so Dave's by himself for the last show of 2008.  Next year brings a new crew to the show.  But in the meantime - Dave has a lousy plane ride.  He's enjoying the quaint comforts of the city of Rochester...red hots, asparagus and rice and beans.  He's also looking for a new ride and a good time on New Years...who isn't?

Music:

Epitafh - Ask Somebody
Little Archie- I'm a Carpet
BrownChicken BrownCow String Band - Lily
MC Lyte - 16, 17, 18
Porter - Poke Him With Tacks
Meryn Cadell - The Sweater
Spider - The Clearing
SheedyFrost - Fly Against the Sun (live)
Randy Brecker - Oriente
Kellye Gray - If You Never Come to Me

Jesus Christ!  It's an all Jesus show!  It's the Stuart Bedasso version of Life of Brian.  All our songs "celebrate" the birth of....a fairy tale, I guess.  Dave leaves Maui in a couple of days so it's Jill's last official show...she doesn't need us, she has gardening! It's Global Orgasm Day!  Jill hasn't celebrated, but Dave?  Dave's last day of school was a tear-jerker.  Hey fatties, check out Bow Chicka Workout at your local YMCA!  We're looking for volunteers to start Stuart Bedasso and Whitee Wikipedia entries.  Any takers? 

Music:

Trevor R. Todd - Creepy Jesus Figurine
Jewmongous - Jews for Jesus
Whitee - Jesus Just Wants to Dance
Mojo Nixon - Are You Drinking With Me Jesus
Order of the White Rose - Who Would Jesus Bomb?

It's not Thelma and Louise, but Jill's out roaming the streets of Maui....packing.  It's Christmas Music that even Dr. Demento probably wouldn't touch.  Dave's new bromance is unrequited...go figure.  Oh no!  Cosby Porn!  Not the safest podcast in the world for work...or the kids...or Grandma...or the neighbors...or the dog.

Music:

The Marquees - Santa Done Got Hip
The Wailers w/Bob Marley - Sound the Trumpet
Victoria Vox - Christmas With You
Dread Zepplin - Let It Snow
Fishbone - Slick Nick You Devil You
Pansy Division - Homo Christmas
Mojo Nixon - Trim Yo Tree

Sometimes Dave'll blog off twice in one night...if he's in the mood.  Meet our new friend - Froggy Pipkin.  Jill introduces us to a new band.  Dave's public service message for the week teaches us all how NOT to handle your finances.  He really needs to marry an accountant.  How about a nice glass of Fermented Passion...a tasty beverage indeed. 

Here's the petition for Darling Hammond for Secretary of Education:
http://www.petitiononline.com/2Hammond/petition.html
Sign it and spread the word!

Music:

BrownChicken BrownCow String Band - Rocky Road to Haul
The Pipkins - The People Dat You Wanna Phone You
Los Pasos - Para Verte
Bella - Unless You're Golden
Henry Lumpkin - Soul Is Taking Over
Epitafh - Kick Rocks
La Revolucion de Emilano Zapata - If You Want It
Woody Carr - Peace Dance

'Tis the season...to stampede under-paid Wal-mart workers!  Ho! Ho! Ho!  Dave blows off X-mas parties while Jill gets that festive spirit.  There's a new website a-comin.  Check out the details.  Facebook is really, really creepy.  Jill don't want you hatin on Charlie Brown!  Peppermint Patty?  Well, that's another matter.  Dave gets lead poisoning from scratch-n-sniff books. 

Music:

The Electric Chairs - Fuck Off
Ofo the Black Company - Allah Wakbar
Bella - Stay Here
Vancougar - Phone Calls
Chumbawamba - Dutiful Servants and Political Masters
Semion - Year of the Monkee
Billy Davis - Stanky (Get Funky)