If you're going to park in Jill's Parking Lot of Love, you better bring your banjo.  Dave busts out with the Venn Diagram of Hot Guys.  It's the Battle of the Lame-Ass High School Mascots and Dave non-violently wins.  Wanted:  Smoking Jacket and Slippers.  And it's time for local politics - clipboards make wonderful dogshields.

Music:

Venus Verse - Loving Arms
Cowboy Johnson - Wish I Was
Of Montreal - Feminine Effects
Schuman the Human - Coming to Pieces
Exile Parade - Superstar

Keziah goes on a rampage!  Well, that's a little harsh, but we sure do wish she wouldn't worry her pretty little head about such things.  Just kidding.  Here's the link she's talking about.  http://www.filibustercartoons.com/charts_rest_female-leaders.php Jill's getting a piratey tattoo!  Aerobic class tips for all you newbies and Dave's trip to Kula.

Music:

Christine Albert - Chante-Moi
Lynus - PJ Soles
Instiga - Bastidores

Dave admits that he flags off.  Even Reggie Jackson flags off.  Jill wants to beat up old women and children.  No word on her flagging habits.  Dave is down with the gays and the blacks.  Keziah jumps on the Nader Deathwatch bandwagon. 

Music:

B-52's - Pump
Billy Bragg - Mr. Love and Justice
Emmanuel Jal - Warchild
Kellye Gray - Take Five

Listen to this show if you don't want your ass in a sling...literally.  And Craigslist idiots: just because I used the word "ass" don't flag this.  Jeez!  The Stuart Bedasso Show gets noticed in a law student's paper.  Dave gets some fringe benefits at the new gig.  GILF's!  Companies are giving their phone rep jobs not to people in other countries, but to people in the ghetto.  Seems like a good thing, until you have to call them.  And GLB makes an unexpected contribution to the show.

Music:

Maureen McCormick - Just A Little Singin' Alone
King Benny Nawahi - May Day is Lei Day in Hawaii
Travis Raab - My Only Friend
Mombasa - Lately
Cripple Clarence Lofton - Strut That Thing
Willie K - North Shore Reggae Blues