Keziah attracts bums like...uh...well, she really attracts bums.  Can you retroactively drink as an excuse for your behavior?  We examine such a high-brow topic.  Dave has it out with his students' parents.  It's as if the whole school's gone Bill O'Reilly on him.  And we take a fond look back at Yugoslavian Pop Music.  Seriously. 

Music:

Barbeque Bob - Chocolate to the Bone
Max and the Marginalized - When Markets Do Their Thing
Beatrix - Final Destination
Melody Gardot - Love Me Like a River Does

Another long week for the Stuart Bedasso crew.   Dave wonders if you can still send telegrams - get ready for your drunk telegram, ladies.  Part 2 of our public service program on how to get chicks.  Let's all take a trip to the dump and write haiku's.  When is every day going to be Earth Day?

Music:

Public Enemy - By the Time I Get to Arizona
Othella Dallas - Help the Poor

Whew...what a night.  Jill and Dave record a pretty decent show, then after she leaves, Dave discovers that the recording is unusable and has to re-do the show all over - by himself.  Don't fear, he tries to recreate all the hilarity that ensued.  We start our new weekly feature: How to Get Chicks (talk about the blind leading the blind), Dave's man-love for Vin Scelsa and an update of the presidential election.  Don't forget to brush your teeth, kids.

Music:

Melody Gardot - All That I Need Is Love
Max and the Marginalized - Teflon John
Beatrix - Sonora
Othella Dallas - Fever
Kevin Davis - Sleepless in Seattle
The Gardis - Just Like Me
Salt and Samovar - (Soon to Be the) Dust

Dave's not wishing Ralph Nader to die...he just wants to get on with his life and can't until Ralph is no more.  Jill and Stuart are out with food poisoning.  At first, Dave thought he was a College Girl, but it turns out he's just a bad lesbian - just like Keziah.  And we'll never get rid of Flem Flaman.

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Music:

Barefoot Natives - Ke Aloha A`u E Hali`a Nei
John Cruz - Island Style
Marty Dread - Closer To Her Heart
Holly Corcoran - Ave Maria
Kaleo Futuristo - Susie Q
Salt and Samovar - Swallowed A Pill
William Shatner - Common People
Liam Sullivan - No Booty Calls