Whoa!  If this show were a baby, it'd have been born breech.  We were supposed to have a musical guest - our first.  She had to cancel.  Then Jill got sick, leaving poor Dave to muddle through some kind of technical difficulty that makes the show sound like there's someone sitting next to the mic popping bubble wrap.  And yet, the show is fantabulous!  Dave seems to have one thing on his mind - and this time it ain't beer.  Keziah reinvents the Happy Meal.  We haven't drunk the Kool-Aid, but if Ralph's gotta run, we hope he does it right.  Hide the kids, Dave demonstrates how he flirts and it ain't pretty.

Music:

Evan Roman - I Married A Rapist
Ike & Whitee - The Military Industrial Complex
Robyn Hitchcock - Ole! Tarantula (live)
Ana Egge - In The Backseat
The Sleepers - Fix Your Stereo
Alberta Hunter - You Cant Tell The Difference After Dark
Jack Shit - Boney Was A Warrior

It's raining stalkers!  Get your automated booty call right here - courtesy of the Stuart Bedasso Show and Johnny Kalama.  Jill and Will may not be sitting in a tree, but there's always room for Weird Al.  Mitt Romney's kids need to get their asses over to Iraq.  And Greg Palast is Stuart's new friend.  Why don't they write songs about underage boys?

Music:

Evan Roman - Goys
Sunnyland Slim - Be Careful How You Vote
The Coasters - What About Us
The Sleepers - Jailbait
Melanie Zipin - More a Part of You

What's new Pussycat?  Ahhhhhhh, my chest hair's on fire!!!  You too can run your portable music device on knee power - if you weren't such a lazy bitch.  Ralph Nader is killing Dave.  Jill gets a possible booty call.  Keziah joins thousands of African-Americans by being disenfranchised at the voting booth.  Once again, The Stuart Bedasso Show fosters democracy - live!

Music:

Brand X - Drum Ddu
Evan Roman - Out
Melanie Zipin - Ocean Back to Me
Sheedyfrost - Shoes
Kanekoa - Following a Fool

We get political on your ass.  Obama & Hillary don't do anything for any of us...get down with Cynthia McKinney and Cindy Sheehan.  It's Super Bowl Sunday and we're hoping that this year, Snickers will turn you into a pedophile, or at least someone into nipple clamps.  Enjoy the debut of Johnny Kalama!  Jill makes her debut as a bouncer and busts up a vicious tobacco ring.  And as we all know...Dave is just one of the girls.  Drag queens and brunch...nothing like waffles and male Cher impersonators.

Music:

Melanie Zipin - No Second Guessin'
The Welfare Poets - The Killed Filberto
John McCutcheon - Hail to the Chief
Sheedyfrost - Hard Day
Blacc Dove - Mother Earth