Dave wasn't invited to the birthday party therefore he (and Otis) don't get any chocolate cake.  While listening to the music, Dave almost mortally wounds himself and finds an old friend online.  Hear how Dave equates child molesters to politics and updates about the big move.

Music:

Albert and Gage - But I Love You
Tom Wilson - Lesbian Seagull
Dave Dill - Don't Believe It
Novillero - Stand Up For Our Side
The Buttless Chaps - Are We Forgiven Now?
Vancougar - (I hope your) Money (keeps you warm)
Martinibomb - The Love God
Elbarto - Planet Mambo 160
The Pipkins - Are You Cookin Goose?

That's right, we're Mint Records' bitches...at least until we run out of their music to play.  Jill's on assignment so Dave left to confuse the Germans with the French...it's not pretty.  But his plan to bail out the US car industry is a big hit...with Trotsky.  Enjoy our brief music tribute to Rachel Kramer Bussel.  Too bad Dave can't pronounce her name.  He may be retarded.

Here is the petition for you to sign to get Dr. Linda Darling-Hammond appointed Secretary of Education.  Sign it and then spread the word.  Word.

Music:

Mishka Shubaly - Don't Cut Yr Hair
The Cartridge Family - Ally
The Ramblin Ambassadors - Cupcakes de Milo
The Long Knives - Another Fork in the Road
Semion - Good Times
The Choir Practice - Loose Lips
The Awkward Stage - Hey, Modern Day School Girl
K'naan - Blues For The Horn

 Jill and Dave make fun of Godzilla movies, crippled kids and alternative medicine...and all in the same podcast!  Jill's trying out the whole Crazy Cat Lady scene.  So far, not too successful, but as we all now, Drag Queens are a girl's best friend.  Dave didn't study for his blood test.  And The Stuart Bedasso Show is down with the Twitter.

Music:

Terry Anderson and the Olympic Ass-Kicking Team - Fat Lady in the Stands
Classic Ruins - Let's Get Dull
Michael Franti - Sey Hey (I Love You)
Milton - Sarah Jane
Stark - Co-Dependent Master

Tune in for a major announcement about the future of The Stuart Bedasso Show!  Dave has a sexually charged week at work, including porn tits, getting propositioned by a young boy and a sexual harassment video.  Strangely enough, none are related to each other.  There sure are some crazies on the internets.  Maybe censorship isn't such a bad idea afterall.  Dave tries to get someone's visa revoked.

The Stuart Bedasso Show is now on Twitter!

Music:

Max Eider - Secret Life
Sol Serenade - Mother Mary
Jenny Lewis - Rise Up With Fists!
Milton - Everybody Loves You
The Felice Brothers - Frankie's Gun
Hyperbubble - Synthenasia
Sursum Corda - Mi Hanno Perso
Head-Roc - Change in America

An 11-year-old decides to get Dave a wife.  Hope she's older than 11.  Dave's job is kind of like working for the John McCain campaign.  A clusterf*@k.  Dude, if you don't like guys then don't marry one.  Now that we've basically committed an act of war against Syria, why don't we just go bomb Saudi Arabia or Canada?

Support Cindy Sheehan for Congress!

Music:

Terry Anderson and the Olympic Ass-Kicking Team - Gityoassupda Road
Mishka Shubaly - The Body
Mars Black - Hot Chick
Booze Monkey - Voice Mail (from the blues)
TapWater - Smiling Balloon
K'naan - The Dusty Foot Philosopher
Dave Dill - Happily Ever After
Max Eider - Love's Blind
The Bleeding Hearts - Rehab Girl

It's a musical extravaganza!!!  Will someone please put a fork in Sarah Palin?!!??!  Please!  There's nothing like a country full of angry white men to make things...uh...stupid, actually.  Dave suffers from a bout of kidney failure and goes back to his old skating days.  Well, actually someone else's skating days. 

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Music:

The Bleeding Hearts - Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover
Bleeding Hearts - So Glad 2B Alive
Ruby Hill - Just A Taste
Hyperbubble - Rollerboogie Babydoll
Terry Anderson and the Olympic Ass-Kicking Team - Feel A Drunk Comin On
Sursum Corda - Perche?
Booze Monkey - Dick Frankenstein's Night Out
Classic Ruins - I Can't Spell Romance
The Goldstars - Purple Girlfriend
The Cartridge Family - Alone, I'm A Loser
The T's - Make Me Pretty
Stark - Again Master

Dave and Jill discuss their night of unbridled passion.  Dave wonders where Jill learned all of those tantric tricks and Jill thought Dave was very well endowed for a Jew.  [We looked at the statistics and it seems that a great deal of you download shows that have sexually explicit write-ups in the blog.  I guess sex does sell, you repressed bastards.]

Tonight is the Trevor R. Todd Telethon.  Dude even broke his uvula.  Go buy his CD!  Dave learns Spanish from the Scots and you can learn a language too!  Dave thinks there's nothing like a good Depression to make people remember what is really important...Jill kind of concurs. Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Motherfuckers!

Music:

Jackson Browne - Going Down to Cuba
Cory Branan - Skateland South (live)
Trevor R. Todd - Scathing Indictment
Trevor R. Todd - One Trick Pony
Stark - Reliably Disappointing Relationship
Max and the Marginalized - The Price of Vindication
Tiki Tiki Bamboos - Everybody Says

A shocking show this week...literally, shocking.  Dave's dentist's a butcher.  For the first time, movie reviews.  Habla espanol?  Ay!  Everyone loves The Fair!  And Dave almost brings down a radio station, singlehandedly.

Music:

El Gran Combo - No Hay Manera
El Vez - Power to the People
Mitch Hedberg - The Vacuumist
Venice Gas House Trolley - Radio Monitor
Funkadesi - Muy Cansado

Jill mounts an amazing second-half comeback in this week's show!  And speaking of mounting, once again, Jill and Dave deal with those ugly rumors that just won't die down.  I said elections.  We talk about elections, both local and national.  Keziah notices creepy things about McCain and Dave revises his endorsement for Prez.  We also talk about Instant Runoff Voting.  You need you some!

Music:

Los Diablos Rojos - El Guapo
Matt Begley and Bitter Whiskey - Long Way to Dallas
Kitty, Daisy and Lewis - Swining Hawaii
Erin Smith - Safe and Sound
Sloan -  Burn For It

Wanted:  Sperm Donor.  Must be hot, play banjo and have tattoos.  See Jill.  Dave, Jill and Stuart provide up-to-the-minute election coverage.  Dave's students are very musical.  They've been practicing their Rusty Trombone.

Music:

Christopher Knight & Maureen McCormick - Hang On Baby
Bisco Mondal - Magnum P.I.
Foxy Shazam - A Black Man's Breakfast
Southpaw Jones - Fatty Arbuckle

Jill's gone again, but Keziah's back!  Dave feels like a motherless child.  Keziah stains a bed...in a good way.  Dave flapjacks and sees Filipino colon up close.  Some say our music's a bit obscure.  We say, you've been feeding at the corporate trough too long.  For the last f-ing time...Sadaam had nothing to do with 9/11.  If you still believe this, you are officially a dumbass. 

Music:

Willie Pooch - Why I Sing the Blues
Frightened Seller - Malignant Enlightenment
The Popkings - Buginajar
Michael Franti and Spearhead - High Low
The Modes - Miss Lizzie
Ruslan Moiseev - No Trifle
A Rock and a Hard Place - You Know

Jill's back and better than ever.  She's down on Sarah Palin, loves her Bitchin Camaro and squeezes round fuzzy things.  Dave witnesses a baptism - in the YMCA pool.  It looks like Jill has another cyberstalker.  Be her Stuart Bedasso friend...cuz that's all you're getting.

Music:

Sam Ku West - Wang Wang Blues
Blues Anatomy - Broken Levee Blues
Joe Beard - Sally Mae
Foxy Shazam - Introducing Foxy Shazam
Harmonious Wail - Unfaithful Servant

Jill's sick and Keziah's chillin.  That leaves Dave to hold down the fort.  Obama disses Jimmy Carter and the Republican's MILF is scary.  Still not voting Green?  Not everyone will be voting for Dave for Teacher of the Year.  But the emphasis was on...

Music:

The Breakup Society - Nobody Likes a Winner
Some Of All Parts - Run (Historical Moment)
Southpaw Jones - Everyman
Cory Branan - Crush
Steve Gardner - Love Will Find You Again
Rupa and the April Fishes - Plus Que Moi
Eleni Mandell - My Twin
Sloan - Believe in Me
The Cain and Beech Band - Summer Song

Dave get’s heckled, by a student.  Maui is such a paradise…there’s machetes in the road, the island’s on fire and it takes an hour to get out of Kihei.  We hope they’re serving jumbo shrimp at the Free Speech Zone in Denver.  Uh, sorry to nitpick, but Obama’s not the first African-American to run for president for a national party.  I’ll give you a hint…it rhymes with DickFinney.  Hey!  There’s some great independent music on this podcast – buy some of it!

Music:

Salif Keita – Nyanafin
Del Close and John Brent – Vocabulary Building
Marie Queenie Lyons – You Used Me
Clarence Williams – Take Your Black Bottom Dance Outside
Southpaw Jones – The Cruelty of Teenage Girls
Dave Baddylan – The Protest Song
Tiki Tiki Bamboooos – Shark Next Door
Randy Newman – Harps and Angels

More disenfranchised voters.  We hate The Man.  Dave rants about sunblock.  That's right.  Sunblock.  You got a problem with that?  Dave's guide to dating while broke...well, it's not exactly a guide.  It's more like whining.  This week - a bonus Keziah's Korner with a special guest. 

Here's that video clip Dave was talking about:


That's leadership!

Music:

Sheedyfrost - Hard Day
Big Daddy O - My Wife and Her Gay Lover
Makana - Erection
Del Close and John Brent - How to Speak Hip Intro
The Breakup Society - Lower Expectations
Randy Newman - A Few Words in Defense of Our Country
Big Bill Broonzy and Washboard Sam - Romance Without Finance
Toots and the Maytals - One Eyed Enos
Marie Queenie Lyons - You Aint No Good With Out My Thing

Keziah's Korner kicks off this week's show, Jill ceases to exist and Where the Hell is Matt?  There's nothing like a three-day rolling blackout to get one to appreciate public utilities that are not made of coconuts.  And a really bad geography lesson, courtesy of Dave's students and Sheedyfrost.

Here are those political links we keep talking about.  Support these candidates!


www.cindyforcongress.org
www.runcynthiarun.org
www.electsummer.com

Music:

Robert Bradley's Blackwater Surprise - Trouble Brother
KRS-One - What's Your Plan?
The Kinky Coo Coo's - Feel That Trick
The Cain and Beech Band - Slow Down
Gonzalo Brown - Fermentando la Mente

Kiawe fought Dave and…Dave won. Yet somehow, that didn’t help him with the MILF’s. Obama shows his true political colors and Jon Stewart lets us down, twice. Keziah’s got a word for all you “Christians” out there. Never, never, never have phone sex with a Urologist. It won’t be pretty.

Get your tickets for the Makana Fundraiser at www.electsummer.com.

Music:

Makana – Only You
Abi Tapia – How It All Started
Kalu James – War Outside
Zuza Szewczyk – Beethoven’s Waldstein Sonata I
Lika – Livin’ Like the Government
Soweto – Honey Rider
The Lampshades – Best That I Can

E-mail us here if you're entering the sneeze contest. We're waiting to see if Michael can take care of Jill's Grill, boyeeeee! Dave leaves the island, and sees New Jersey.  People with iPhones are losers.  It's time for school and Dave has a bleeder...literally.  Make sure you give your money where it should be given.

Music:

Eleni Mandell - Make Out King
The Flyboys - I Couldn't Tell
The Lamphsades - Girl From Another State
Nas - Sly Fox

Links:

www.cindyforcongress.org
www.runcynthiarun.org
www.electsummer.com

Yes, it's the Award Winning Stuart Bedasso Show!  Glass half-empty or half-full?  You be the judge.  Dave hates the Swiss.  It's really that simple.

Here are the websites we were talking about:

www.cindyforcongress.org
www.runcynthiarun.org
www.electsummer.com

And get your "Jesus is my Ese" t-shirt here:
www.cafepress.com/bedasso

Music:

The Lampshades - What's that Mean?
Lynus - Van Pelt
Makana - Different Game
Victoria Vox - Five, Four
Kalu James - Hurts
B-52's - Hot Corner

We finally recap Jill's birthday party.  Dave has an unfortunate incident at a urinal and all of us find out just a little more information than necessary.  Jill remembers her first rodeo.  Here are the links to help out candidates:

www.cindyforcongress.org
www.gp.org
www.electsummer.com

Music:

Order of the White Rose - No Flags, No Masters
The Ginn Sisters - Ramblin Ones
KRS One - What's Your Plan?
Sloan - If I Could Change Your Mind
Maybe - Take Me As I Am
Emmanuel Jal - Vagina
Sex-O-Rama 2 - Bottoms Up
Samuel James - Love and Mumbly-Peg

 

We're back!  Stuart's got a broken heart, Jill's out of reach and Dave is...uh...Dave.  Dave's a humanist at heart, but also hearts Garbage Plates.  He's not a Muslim and he's not your savior...Barak Obama is just an ordinary politician - it's just the bar's so damn low now.  Keziah's got oil on the brain.  Organic pussy?

Music:

Max and the Marginalized - McCarthy's Medicine
Abi Tapia - The Easy Way
Billy Bragg - The Johnny Carcinogenic Show
Victoria Vox - Peeping Tomette
Was (not was) - Needletooth
Deborah Magone - Habit With You
Instiga - Senhorita
Hey Bulldog - The Meaning of Loyalty

Is Dave really a Craigslist stalker?  Get the latest on Jill's upcoming birthday bash.  What's that smell?  Is it a spark between Dave & Jill?  No, it's just Keziah's Fish of the Month Club.  And ladies and gentlemen, meet Roy Channing!

Music:

Walt Atkison - Blue Tattoo
Abi Tapia - Get It And Go
Lizzy the Lezzy - Episode 3: Single
Order of the White Rose - Resist Despair
Randall J. Rospond - Sweet Moments Sweeter
Sloan - All I Am is All You're Not
Malika Makouf Rassmussen - Lunda Street

Dave can't stop staring at Jill's chest.  Find out why.  How about a little sexual campaigning?  Marvin Gaye's turning in his grave.  Jill's birthday is coming up - shop now and avoid the rush.  How about a nice sock full of hot nickels upside your head?  Just tell Dave what a great guy he is and see what happens.  Keziah's a teacher!  And don't miss Episode 2 of Lizzy the Lezzy.

Music:

Butch Young - Dime Store Jesus
Jonathan Richman - The Lovers Are Here and They're Full of Sweat
Was (Not Was) - Crazy Water

Dave has ants, and they're not in his pants.  He also has the solution for all of you suffering a Hillary Hangover (Jill & Stuart???).  Dave may be at the point where he needs a metal detector and dark socks.  Keziah thinks she's Emo, but she's just paying attention.  And Episode 1 of Lizzie the Lezzie.

Music:

Younglove - Underground
Emmanuel Jal - Forced to Sin
Sheedyfrost - In Aubeterre
Albert and Gage - Black Denim Trousers
Gonzalo Brown - Hermoso Hasta el Final
Duane Stephenson - Love is Calling

We kill again with special guest Anthony Pignataro.  And speaking of death, Jill almost bites it on a kayak excursion.  We knew it - Anthony sleeps in satin, tartan PJ's.  Dave uses sweatshop immigrants to create his renewable energy.  It's not easy being green - ask Lupe who blew out a hammy creating electricity for the fridge.  If you're on Maui you don't want ice cream!  And Keziah' Korner is back in the hizz-ow.

Music:

Toots and the Maytals - Pressure Drop
Sex-O-Rama 2 - Stiffed
KRS-One - Money

If you're going to park in Jill's Parking Lot of Love, you better bring your banjo.  Dave busts out with the Venn Diagram of Hot Guys.  It's the Battle of the Lame-Ass High School Mascots and Dave non-violently wins.  Wanted:  Smoking Jacket and Slippers.  And it's time for local politics - clipboards make wonderful dogshields.

Music:

Venus Verse - Loving Arms
Cowboy Johnson - Wish I Was
Of Montreal - Feminine Effects
Schuman the Human - Coming to Pieces
Exile Parade - Superstar

Keziah goes on a rampage!  Well, that's a little harsh, but we sure do wish she wouldn't worry her pretty little head about such things.  Just kidding.  Here's the link she's talking about.  http://www.filibustercartoons.com/charts_rest_female-leaders.php Jill's getting a piratey tattoo!  Aerobic class tips for all you newbies and Dave's trip to Kula.

Music:

Christine Albert - Chante-Moi
Lynus - PJ Soles
Instiga - Bastidores

Dave admits that he flags off.  Even Reggie Jackson flags off.  Jill wants to beat up old women and children.  No word on her flagging habits.  Dave is down with the gays and the blacks.  Keziah jumps on the Nader Deathwatch bandwagon. 

Music:

B-52's - Pump
Billy Bragg - Mr. Love and Justice
Emmanuel Jal - Warchild
Kellye Gray - Take Five

Listen to this show if you don't want your ass in a sling...literally.  And Craigslist idiots: just because I used the word "ass" don't flag this.  Jeez!  The Stuart Bedasso Show gets noticed in a law student's paper.  Dave gets some fringe benefits at the new gig.  GILF's!  Companies are giving their phone rep jobs not to people in other countries, but to people in the ghetto.  Seems like a good thing, until you have to call them.  And GLB makes an unexpected contribution to the show.

Music:

Maureen McCormick - Just A Little Singin' Alone
King Benny Nawahi - May Day is Lei Day in Hawaii
Travis Raab - My Only Friend
Mombasa - Lately
Cripple Clarence Lofton - Strut That Thing
Willie K - North Shore Reggae Blues

Keziah attracts bums like...uh...well, she really attracts bums.  Can you retroactively drink as an excuse for your behavior?  We examine such a high-brow topic.  Dave has it out with his students' parents.  It's as if the whole school's gone Bill O'Reilly on him.  And we take a fond look back at Yugoslavian Pop Music.  Seriously. 

Music:

Barbeque Bob - Chocolate to the Bone
Max and the Marginalized - When Markets Do Their Thing
Beatrix - Final Destination
Melody Gardot - Love Me Like a River Does

Another long week for the Stuart Bedasso crew.   Dave wonders if you can still send telegrams - get ready for your drunk telegram, ladies.  Part 2 of our public service program on how to get chicks.  Let's all take a trip to the dump and write haiku's.  When is every day going to be Earth Day?

Music:

Public Enemy - By the Time I Get to Arizona
Othella Dallas - Help the Poor

Whew...what a night.  Jill and Dave record a pretty decent show, then after she leaves, Dave discovers that the recording is unusable and has to re-do the show all over - by himself.  Don't fear, he tries to recreate all the hilarity that ensued.  We start our new weekly feature: How to Get Chicks (talk about the blind leading the blind), Dave's man-love for Vin Scelsa and an update of the presidential election.  Don't forget to brush your teeth, kids.

Music:

Melody Gardot - All That I Need Is Love
Max and the Marginalized - Teflon John
Beatrix - Sonora
Othella Dallas - Fever
Kevin Davis - Sleepless in Seattle
The Gardis - Just Like Me
Salt and Samovar - (Soon to Be the) Dust

Dave's not wishing Ralph Nader to die...he just wants to get on with his life and can't until Ralph is no more.  Jill and Stuart are out with food poisoning.  At first, Dave thought he was a College Girl, but it turns out he's just a bad lesbian - just like Keziah.  And we'll never get rid of Flem Flaman.

Now you can listen to TSBS right on our MySpace and Facebook pages!  Dig that!

Music:

Barefoot Natives - Ke Aloha A`u E Hali`a Nei
John Cruz - Island Style
Marty Dread - Closer To Her Heart
Holly Corcoran - Ave Maria
Kaleo Futuristo - Susie Q
Salt and Samovar - Swallowed A Pill
William Shatner - Common People
Liam Sullivan - No Booty Calls

Jill's the talk of cybersapce!  She has offers from two swarthy studs who know what a good woman looks like.  Whom will she choose?  Kava turned out to be a dud, Keziah's dealing with peeing bums and Jill's enamored with the mullet.  Who isn't?  And check out the new shirts here.

Music:

Howie Newman - I'm Big in Belgium
Liam Sullivan - Text Message Breakup
Colquitt - Juliet's Last Breath

Live, in studio...the lovely and talented Keziah!  Also in studio, the lovely and talented Jill.  And Dave.

Let's talk about urinals.  Seriously.  Pick up lines for chicks.  Tiger Beat rules.  Get well wishes to Anuhea.  And we mustn't forget - e-mail "Representative" Sally Kern and tell her what a douchebag she is...in a respectful way, of course. 

For some reason, Dave has laminated pictures of Olivia Newton John in his shower.  Pass the body wash, please.

Music:

Sheedyfrost - Rum Daze
Liam Sullivan - Let Me Borrow That Top
Sally Kern & Whitee - I'm a Freakin Homophobe
Jim Donovan - Kuku

Jill and Dave just get back from seeing the goddess known as Margaret Cho. Dave also checked out some Joshua Redman as well, where he met his new nemesis Doctor Shitpants. Dave volunteers to help at Barryfest and gets unmercifully mocked by so-called do-gooders. Jill's becoming a pirate before our very eyes. Due to throat difficulties, Keziah's Korner will not be heard today, but next week...Keziah live, in studio!!!

Music:

Joshua Redman Trio - The Surrey With the Fringe On Top
Skeleton Staff - Rude
Marty Dread - Another Day in Paradise
The Coasters - Along Came Jones

This week, we didn't talk about anything.  We sure didn't talk about that guy and there's no way we talked about that chick.  So everyone can just chill the freak out. Dave figures out that musicians are flaky which is too bad, because we may start planning Jillfest soon.  Due to Dave's incompetence we had to tack on Keziah's Korner to the end of the show.  We didn't get to listen to it yet ourselves, but Dave overheard something about midget penises (seriously).  Here's the link to one of Dave's 900 internet crushes Violet Blue.  She rocks.

Music:
MC Frontalot - Goth Girls
Dick Gregory & Whitee - State of the Black Union
Steve Poltz - Hater's Union
Exile Parade - Fire Walk With Me
Barefoot Natives - All My Life

Whoa!  If this show were a baby, it'd have been born breech.  We were supposed to have a musical guest - our first.  She had to cancel.  Then Jill got sick, leaving poor Dave to muddle through some kind of technical difficulty that makes the show sound like there's someone sitting next to the mic popping bubble wrap.  And yet, the show is fantabulous!  Dave seems to have one thing on his mind - and this time it ain't beer.  Keziah reinvents the Happy Meal.  We haven't drunk the Kool-Aid, but if Ralph's gotta run, we hope he does it right.  Hide the kids, Dave demonstrates how he flirts and it ain't pretty.

Music:

Evan Roman - I Married A Rapist
Ike & Whitee - The Military Industrial Complex
Robyn Hitchcock - Ole! Tarantula (live)
Ana Egge - In The Backseat
The Sleepers - Fix Your Stereo
Alberta Hunter - You Cant Tell The Difference After Dark
Jack Shit - Boney Was A Warrior

It's raining stalkers!  Get your automated booty call right here - courtesy of the Stuart Bedasso Show and Johnny Kalama.  Jill and Will may not be sitting in a tree, but there's always room for Weird Al.  Mitt Romney's kids need to get their asses over to Iraq.  And Greg Palast is Stuart's new friend.  Why don't they write songs about underage boys?

Music:

Evan Roman - Goys
Sunnyland Slim - Be Careful How You Vote
The Coasters - What About Us
The Sleepers - Jailbait
Melanie Zipin - More a Part of You

What's new Pussycat?  Ahhhhhhh, my chest hair's on fire!!!  You too can run your portable music device on knee power - if you weren't such a lazy bitch.  Ralph Nader is killing Dave.  Jill gets a possible booty call.  Keziah joins thousands of African-Americans by being disenfranchised at the voting booth.  Once again, The Stuart Bedasso Show fosters democracy - live!

Music:

Brand X - Drum Ddu
Evan Roman - Out
Melanie Zipin - Ocean Back to Me
Sheedyfrost - Shoes
Kanekoa - Following a Fool

We get political on your ass.  Obama & Hillary don't do anything for any of us...get down with Cynthia McKinney and Cindy Sheehan.  It's Super Bowl Sunday and we're hoping that this year, Snickers will turn you into a pedophile, or at least someone into nipple clamps.  Enjoy the debut of Johnny Kalama!  Jill makes her debut as a bouncer and busts up a vicious tobacco ring.  And as we all know...Dave is just one of the girls.  Drag queens and brunch...nothing like waffles and male Cher impersonators.

Music:

Melanie Zipin - No Second Guessin'
The Welfare Poets - The Killed Filberto
John McCutcheon - Hail to the Chief
Sheedyfrost - Hard Day
Blacc Dove - Mother Earth

Stalkers, stalkers, everywhere.  Dave has a stalker at his radio gig.  Jill has a new friend, who is not yet a stalker.  Dave meets a fellow fan of the band FM.  It's a small world after all.  The show has moved into a new studio (Dave's apartment).  The beer's closer and that all that counts.  And who needs a big penis if you have a big grill.

It's coming up on The Stuart Bedasso Show's one year anniversary and we have over 9500 downloads!  Thank you for helping us make this so enjoyable!

Music:
John McCutcheon - Let's Pretend
The Sawyer Davis Project - Brother, Brother
The Welfare Poets - For These Times
Sinsiter Grin - On and On
Kathy Collins - Tutu's Lucky Machine
Pink Martini - Dosvedanya Mio Bambino

Dave's flying solo this week, so the focus was on the music.  Dave talks about his dead gay Uncle and dead not gay Sam the Butcher.  And here's the link to help with Jill Sobule's next record.  The whole gang will be back next week.

Music:
Malika Makouf Rasmussen - Mon Regard
Colquit - A Plague on Both Your Houses
The Sawyer Davis Project - Wanna Song
Pink Martini - Hey Eugene!
Jake Holmes - A Credible Threat
Robyn Hitchcock and the Venus 3 - (A Man's Gotta Know His Limitations) Briggs
Dream Aria - 11th Hour
Beata Golec - Toccata for Piano Solo
Mojo Chunk - Mojo Roaster
Kellye Gray - If You Never Come to Me
Fina Dupa - Club del Soul

Well, turns out we don't make friends that easily.  Listen to two chicks chatting over coffee - as usual.  It's the thrilling conclusion to as story we all have heard before: boy meets girl, boy scares girl, boy pisses off boy, boy loses boy. 

Jill and Dave review The US Constitution Erotic Coloring Book.  And they may have a sequel in mind.

Keziah goes down on the farm and ends up with a bunch of soggy, crying models.  Sounds like Dave's dream date.  And there's good Keziah news, too!

Music:

Ana Egge - Lazy Day
Ludwig Van - The Empty Walk
Bisco Mondal - Early to Bed
Kanekoa - Fish in a Barrel

[UPDATE: Initially we had the address to Jill's stalker's MySpace Page.  Well, he threw a fit and I need to get paid to deal with children's tantrums so we took it off]

We review another review.  Keziah's not European, she's not Jewish, sheeeeee's....Biblical!

We go from watching Oprah, to praying to Oprah, to Mike Huckabee and other fundamentalists. 

Jill has homework...and it's sexy!!!

Music:

Cindy Lee Berryhill - Bars, Booze and Boysclubs
Mojo Chunk - 2 Floors Down
Kathy Collins - Lessons for Tourists

The gang's all here!  This week we record from Rochester.  Keziah, Mike & Erick and even Jill.  We start off with the Hoff and go to Englebert's brother Darryl.  Then, we touch Jill's Spot, though she may not feel it for a while.  It's Chocolatey Goodness on The Stuart Bedasso Show.  And we revisit Keziah's internet debut with some guy's ass.

Music:
Kalu James - Miles
Deborah Harry - You're Too Hot

Jill lives on both sides of the law - Jury Duty and a bar fight.  It's Keziah's birthday, Dave wasn't going to go shopping for her present, but it looks like he's going to have to, now.  It's his funeral.  Wanted: an assistant for Dave to stop him from sending drunk e-mails. 

Music:

Jake Holmes - Prep School Boys
Legendary Shack Shakers - Swampblood
Colquit - Crying Wolf

It's audience participation time! We need you to name Jill's Spot. Take that any way you want. Details are on the podcast. We touch on the writer's strike, figure out how to say Jill Sobule's name (kinda), participate in the battle of the 'Marts, and Jill has Jury Duty. Unfortunately, they haven't gone into deliberation yet so no juicy details, but it's a nice teaser.

If you have a name for Jill's Spot, you can e-mail it to bedasso23 at yahoo dot com...or through MySpace if you must.

Music:

Jill Sobule - We Are The Writers
Ludwig Van - Ted Bundy
Yeasayer - 2080
Cindy Lee Berryhill - When Did Jesus Become a Republican
Cornel West and KRS One - Mr. President

Jill's new buddy is Alanis Morrisette.  Both Dave and Keziah need cockblockers (though not necessarily for the same reasons).  Man-Oh-Man, could I go for some shrimp from Long John Silver's!  Watch out for that Pussy Power, it'll getcha every time!  Warning: this week's show is not safe for the kiddies.

A little bit of music this week:

Peppie & Gippy Cooke - Molukai Nui A Hina
Derek from Soapbox - Holy Man