Even though Dave called Kanekoa "butt ugly" they still love us.  They put the audio of our review of their show on their MySpace Page.  Pretty cool.  In the year 3000, Dave will have a big penis and Jill will have straight hair.  Can't wait!  Keziah ends up in bed with Quesadillas.  Quesadillas win.  But she fulfills one of Dave's fantasies by becoming a "Bad, Bad Nanny".  Nude beaches and firewalkers are fine and dandy, but if you touch Jill's boobs you'll get a world of hurtin.

Music:

Casino - Floorshaker
Unknown song that we can't figure out
The Atomic Swindlers - Intergalactic Lesbian Love Song
Erin Smith - One of the Boys

Here is the link to Keziah's photography.  Enjoy!

It seems that our buddy Hal went Bagpipe on us.  Wanna know what that means?  You'll have to listen to the show.  And you can't swear on stage in Maui, but you sure can on the Stuart Bedasso Show, God Damn It!  We have Camel Toe and Scared Bunnies for all you freaks out there.

Music:

The Atomic Swindlers - Empty Girl
Autumn Lost - Home
The Krinkles - I Want You
Kanekoa - Ever Since

This week Stuart's off hunting pig and Jill's been hunting mice.  Shhhhh...be vewy qwiet...

Keziah's doing her best for the economy...in Malaysia.  If she has so much dirty underwear laying around, she's actually an internet millionaire (see previous references to internet wampum).

Ho! Ho! Ho!  There's Christmas shit in the stores so we give a quick guide to holiday gift giving.  Don't forget Dafna's for all your Jew needs.

Music:

Hal The Piper - Amazing Grace
Ann Magnuson - Hey There Little Miss Pussy Pants
David Martinez - Can't Find You
Kanekoa - Bustin' Rock

Here is the link for the raffle to win a trip for 2 to Maui.  And if you win the trip from going to it from this site you also get to be on the show.  Jill says we force you to be on the show, but we hope that doesn't stop you from entering.

We send some more love to some music friends, though maybe not the love they were looking for, but you folks in England can stop e-mailing Dave now.

Keziah wasn't out looking for ass (at least not that kind), but ass found her. 

Music:

Mavis Staples - Down in Mississippi
Black Square - Answering Machine
The Red Button - Can't Stop Thinking About Her
Ann Mangnuson - Full of Fuck

Stuart's still running from OJ so we had to go on without him, but Jill and Keziah are back.  Keziah with another episode of Keziah's Korner and Jill with her rebelling liver.  Keziah's started the Gay Nanny's Club and Dave follows a Gay African on the air.  Did Dave lose a friend because of The Stuart Bedasso Show?  We look at Bill O'Reiley's take on black folks and The War Criminal's hypocrisy about Burma.  They got us...we play another song from Sheedyfrost.

Music:

Eric Schwartz - Clinton Got a Blowjob
Sheedyfrost - War of Words
The Raw McGillys - Long, Long Day
Nervous But Excited - Wishlist
The Red Button - Cruel Girl