As Stuart sits in a Pennsylvania jail, we tackle the real issues:  Nigerian Masturbation. (Wow, they pulled the article from the web already)  To do this we introduce our newest buddy:  Jack Puentes of the Organization of Nigerians Against Nocturnal Individual Sexual Manipulation  We also spanked the alleged immigration problem and talked about...The Secret.  Well, it's not a secret anymore.

Our special guest was Jason Nabewaniec of the Green Party.  We got a little bit of inside information on the show (more off-air) on what's happening with the next Green Presidential candidate.  Check it out.

Music:
Kill Henry Sugar - Tammany Hall
Shannon McNally - The Worst Part of a Broken Heart
Loudon Wainwright III - Good Ship Venus
The Morning Stars - Steal My Love
Too Much Joy - King of Beers

Keziah's gone walk-about leaving the guys to do the show.  If she's going to do the show from Maryland she's going to have to change the way she smells.  Dave's getting ready for Hawaii by having a garage sale and horror abounds.  One guy flapjacked for his stock.  Spam rocks in Hawaii and we're pretty sure so did Traci Lords at one point.  Michael shows the world just how much he loves his brother - by signing him up for more internet spam than one person can handle.

Music:

Thought - Nobody
Extra Action Marching Band - Fat Sexy Guy Dance
Golem - Stick It!
Domenicer - Pornstar Like Traci Lords
Robert Cray - I'd Rather Be A Wino

Every day is Cheese Day in Monroe.  Don't believe us?   Listen to the show.  You'll also catch our take on Third Wave Feminism,  recap of creepy guys hitting on Keziah at the Peechy Neachys show and we know the Department of Justice is watching us.  Mike mooned them, but it didn't show up on the audio.  Keziah has a special Happy Birthday message for Dave's Mom.  Don't miss it.

Music:
Rudy Burkhalter - Cheese Day in Monroe
The Morning Stars - All Coming Down
Wonderlick - When She Took Off Her Shirt
Ethan Lipton and His Orchestra - Hit It
Colin Hay - Are You Looking at Me

Bye-bye, Boo.

It's the return of Papi!  No, not David Ortiz.  Michael Rodriquez!  As he flirted with Keziah (I think he knows she's gay), we wished a Happy Birthday to Gay Lover Brad.  And as his birthday is 6/6/66, he is the Spawn of Satan and will open the earth and swallow us all.  Good times.  And the sport of curling is the official sport of Lucifer.  Go figure.  We talked a little porn, a little copyright law and Dave's stalking Vin Scelsa.  And there's 2 bonus seconds of show!

And we only have one more show to tell you - meet the crew of The Stuart Bedasso Show this Saturday, June 9th at The Bug Jar in Rochester at the corners of Monroe and South Union.  Ehhhhh, we should be there by 10pm.  We'll be there for the comeback show of our pals, The Pietchze Nietchees.  See you there.

Music:
Sheedyfrost - Here's To You
Ethan Lipton and His Orchestra - Girl From The Renaissance Faire
Peachy Neachys - So Cool
Whitee - Stumpy The Ho