Jill's puking and Keziah's tweaking and this leaves Dave podcasting.  He reviews the review, sees a salsa "band" and is immersed in the Maui art scene...well, sort of.  You are being watched, whether you like it or not, so you may as well get off your ass and do something about it.

Music:

Jake Holmes - Mission Accomplished
Public Enemy - Frankenstar
Yeasayer - Sunrise
Clyde "Kindy" Sproat - Adios Ke Aloha
Nellie McKay - Identity Theft
Cornel West and BMWMB - America (400 years)
Hooch - Shake the Blues Away

Jill gets pursejacked - a year's supply of drinking receipts and bad condoms for all to see.  Or at least a creepy admirer.  It seems that we have our own Tucker on Maui.  Keziah gets hit on by yet another dumb straight guy...isn't that how she and Dave met?

Music:

Micah Wolf - Burden
Vic Sadot - Mad Cowboy Disease
Uncle Dirty - Locals Only

As Jill basks in the glow of...uh...glowing, Keziah almost catches on fire...literally.  But her stuff is OK and that's all that matters.  Dave goes to a "luau" at the VFW and isn't brandished a traitor.  You deserve your Chinese toys as much as Dave deserves his new radio stalker.  The Krinkles rule and they're finally on The Stuart Bedasso Show!  Rejoice!

Music:

The Freakin Krinkles - Dirty Girl
Group X - I Just Want Bang, Bang, Bang
Robyn Hitchcock and the Venus 3 - Ole! Tarantula
Nellie McKay - Mother of Pearl
Public Enemy - Escapism

For a second straight week we tried to play The Krinkles and the wrong song came on.  It could be the communists.  Jill's new-found activism sends someone to the brink of suicide.  Read the article as Corkys revolt!  Dave talks about his hypnosis and doesn't cluck like a chicken.  It rains in Kihei!  Save the Geckos!

Music:

Not The Krinkles
Eric Schwartz - The Beelzebub Rag
Deborah Harry - Two Times Blue
Erin Smith - For Pete's Sake
John Teleska - Jelly Bean Jive
Ethan Lipton and His Orchestra - Pirates of the Heart

Even though Dave called Kanekoa "butt ugly" they still love us.  They put the audio of our review of their show on their MySpace Page.  Pretty cool.  In the year 3000, Dave will have a big penis and Jill will have straight hair.  Can't wait!  Keziah ends up in bed with Quesadillas.  Quesadillas win.  But she fulfills one of Dave's fantasies by becoming a "Bad, Bad Nanny".  Nude beaches and firewalkers are fine and dandy, but if you touch Jill's boobs you'll get a world of hurtin.

Music:

Casino - Floorshaker
Unknown song that we can't figure out
The Atomic Swindlers - Intergalactic Lesbian Love Song
Erin Smith - One of the Boys

Here is the link to Keziah's photography.  Enjoy!

It seems that our buddy Hal went Bagpipe on us.  Wanna know what that means?  You'll have to listen to the show.  And you can't swear on stage in Maui, but you sure can on the Stuart Bedasso Show, God Damn It!  We have Camel Toe and Scared Bunnies for all you freaks out there.

Music:

The Atomic Swindlers - Empty Girl
Autumn Lost - Home
The Krinkles - I Want You
Kanekoa - Ever Since

This week Stuart's off hunting pig and Jill's been hunting mice.  Shhhhh...be vewy qwiet...

Keziah's doing her best for the economy...in Malaysia.  If she has so much dirty underwear laying around, she's actually an internet millionaire (see previous references to internet wampum).

Ho! Ho! Ho!  There's Christmas shit in the stores so we give a quick guide to holiday gift giving.  Don't forget Dafna's for all your Jew needs.

Music:

Hal The Piper - Amazing Grace
Ann Magnuson - Hey There Little Miss Pussy Pants
David Martinez - Can't Find You
Kanekoa - Bustin' Rock

Here is the link for the raffle to win a trip for 2 to Maui.  And if you win the trip from going to it from this site you also get to be on the show.  Jill says we force you to be on the show, but we hope that doesn't stop you from entering.

We send some more love to some music friends, though maybe not the love they were looking for, but you folks in England can stop e-mailing Dave now.

Keziah wasn't out looking for ass (at least not that kind), but ass found her. 

Music:

Mavis Staples - Down in Mississippi
Black Square - Answering Machine
The Red Button - Can't Stop Thinking About Her
Ann Mangnuson - Full of Fuck

Stuart's still running from OJ so we had to go on without him, but Jill and Keziah are back.  Keziah with another episode of Keziah's Korner and Jill with her rebelling liver.  Keziah's started the Gay Nanny's Club and Dave follows a Gay African on the air.  Did Dave lose a friend because of The Stuart Bedasso Show?  We look at Bill O'Reiley's take on black folks and The War Criminal's hypocrisy about Burma.  They got us...we play another song from Sheedyfrost.

Music:

Eric Schwartz - Clinton Got a Blowjob
Sheedyfrost - War of Words
The Raw McGillys - Long, Long Day
Nervous But Excited - Wishlist
The Red Button - Cruel Girl

This week it's just Dave and all his friends.  Stuart is still on the run - OJ's out on bail, Jill's in the fetal position and Keziah's brain hurts.  You gotta check out Hot Chicks with Douchebags.  It's slim pickens for Greens on Maui.  Just because someone has a vagina, doesn't mean you have to vote for her.  Suck is suck.  Now we're in the Facebook nation.  It's MySpace without the bling.  Great freakin new music this week...

Music:

Black Square - Songs Don't Seem the Same
Luan Parle - Free
Sisters Grimm - Stoney Lonesome 2
The Moons - Wondering
Laura Cheadle - Lay Me Down
The Cain and Beesh Band - Waikiki
Cherri Capri and the Martini Kings - Creamy Cocktail

That's right, Boys! The line forms here! Both Dave and Keziah are sick, but Jill claims her invulnerability to disease. And Stuart was held up by OJ!!! Ain't no cure for that. Get your Black Panther Hot Sauce. Jill and Dave go the mall to talk about Jill's new crush - OMG! Dave's fresh off the boat, and Jill makes sure he knows it.

Music:

Anuhea - Endlessly
Mexican Cession - The Drinking Song
Whitee - Building a Movement
Trevor R. Todd - Hey Kids
Kermit Ruffins - Honey Chile
Public Enemy - Revolution

What a show!  First, as we were just about to finish up, the laptop freezes and we lost everything.  So, Jill and Dave had to re-do the whole show while retaining its creamy goodness.  Mission accomplished!

After listening to this week's Keziah's Korner, Dave rejoices as he's finally gone to a better party than K.  Dave, Jill (and Keziah) work through Dave's inability to recognize a drag queen.  Jill and her pal, Eileen Downe create havoc at an airport.  You may understand airlines a bit better after this.  Dave blogs his way into trouble.  Jill Digs Jesus and method acting.  Confused?  You won't be after this episode of...TSBS.

Music:

Lovechild - Out of Body
Jim Stephens and Team Flash - Jesus on the Mainline
Trevor R. Todd - Creepy Jesus Figurine

GAY SEX!  Are you paying attention now?  We talk about Larry Craig and his having to hide is gayness.  Larry, you're gay...and it's OK.  And on that, just as Jill decides not to be a slut, Dave declares that we're not having enough sex.  Go figure.  A challenge to Sheedyfrost fans.  Dave accidentally gives the finger to the FCC.  And "little bastards"...can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.

Music:

Jim Stephens and Team Flash - Keep On
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Fetish
Mexican Cession - Amnesia Girl
Kill Henry Sugar - Kill That Guy

What's the big deal here?  This week on Keziah's Korner, Keziah makes out with two women in one evening and blames alcohol.  Aaaaannnndddd?????

Dave's Aunt is feeling old and she's taking the rest of us with her.  Shopping at outlet stores is hot, so hot.  Maui has no Green Party....this is a job for Greenman!

Jill let's us know about the creepy, crawly things in Maui and she's about to become rich with her new video series, America's Best Bar Fights.

Oh, and if you want to listen to Dave's shift on Manao Radio, Friday, August 31st, 8pm - Midnight, Hawaiian Time.  You can listen here.

Music:

Robyn Hitchcock - Adventure Rocket Ship
The Bastard Fairies - Apple Pie
Jill Sobule - Letting Go of God
Doug and the Slugs - Just Another Case

Another great show with more guests...Jill's back once again and this time
Robert Blackburn, from Blackdog Recording Studio joins the show.  Robert and Dave tell us about the Road to Hana and Dave's accidental flashing...but it's OK because he "was in the pool!"  We also ran through a list of all the famous people - dead and alive who have land on Maui.  Keziah's Korner was another hard-hitting Stuart Bedasso exclusive and Dave backed it up with more info.  Call those Representatives! 

Music:

The Apples in stereo - Energy
Fishbone - Ghetto Soundwave
Anuhea - I Just Want You Around
The Dollyrots - A Desperate SOS

This week's show featured Jill, once again.  We revisited hippies (and Dave was deemed a mean one).  We also talked Jill's near-death experience with an owl...or a car window.  And she has funky dreams.  You should hear about the ones she didn't talk about on the air.  We also touched on the craze that is sweeping Russia - the 100m high-heeled dash.  There's seat covers then there's "The Hover".  Which do you do?  And this week on Keziah's Korner - Keziah & Caleb go see Daft Punk.

We also try to help our new friend James get one million MySpace friends.  James is a kid in the UK with Leukaemia.  You can get to James' space through our page or his. 

Music:

The ReBirth Brass Band - Rollin
Jenn Wertz - Little Girl Solidarity Song
Southpaw Jones - Hot So Hot
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - ACDC
Domenicer - Pornstar Like Traci Lords (the remix)

Keziah's back!!!  Well, sort of.  We're still working out a bunch of technical stuff (damn you, Time Warner), but in the meantime, Keziah's become our own Andy Rooney.  But we're calling the pre-recorded segment Keziah's Korner.  Get it? 

We also had a special guest this week - Jill from Dafna's in Paia, Hawaii.  We talked about her store, local scams in Maui and the big topic - Hippies.  Yep...John Lennon sang "Woman is the Nigger of the World".  Well, "Hippies are the Niggers of Maui".  Not quite as poetic...and Women and Black folks don't choose those demographics whereas hippies...anyway, check it out.

Music:
Milton - God and Money
Jill Sobule - Blue Train (live)
David Gerald - Stay
The Affections - Get it for You
Gaucho Gil - The War is Going Well

Our first show from Maui.  Dave's in a tropical "paradise" on his own.  He talks about the meaning of paradise and some strange quirks about Maui.  Why would anyone spend thousands of dollars to come to Hawaii to dance in a crappy disco to the same crappy music you could dance to at home?  Hawaiians love speed bumps and the gecko.  The Hillary vs. Obama lame-off continues.  And it's time for another edition of Presidential Polyps.  Make sure you get the home version.  Hillary has boobies.  Uh...hooray?  But Dave has a better story about Congressional Boobies...which leads him to thoughts of a Clinton / Slaughter oil wrestling match.  Not pretty.

Music:

Thrill Racer - Class Conscious
Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - On the Moon
The Dollyrots - Hysteria
Kill Henry Sugar - Wildest Dreams
Public Enemy - Psycho of Greed
Dream Kitchen - Fossil Fuel
Wonderlick - This Song is a Commercial
Blind Boys of Alabama - Dimming of the Day

This week's show was recorded in Portland, Oregon.  Our special guest was multimedia adventurer, Tanner Parsons (also Dave's Brother-in-Law).  The guys went to play laser tag tonight and an 80's porn almost broke out.  They may have been a cheesy mustache away.  Dave talked about his encounter with a so-called left-wing talk show...they actually called him a murderer...hypocrites. Dave and Tanner talked about education - the actual day-to-day stuff.  Then we talked about Tanner's book, Mr. Parson's Presents All The Three Letter Words and Tanner's upcoming movie, Film, The Movie.

Music:

Kalu James - Austin Bound
Sheedyfrost - I Will Be With You
BusBoys - Must Be Saturday Night
Swamp Candy - Rosie
The Naturals - Think That I

Today's word is fear.  AM radio does nothing but try to scare you to death with their commercials and PSA's, so we thought we would help them out a bit with our own.  Long live cockfighting - and one of us seems to be a bit more literal than the rest.  Some guy with no life protested his favorite team losing all the time.  Dave is OK with Michael Moore - for now.  We went back in time to read an essay written by Michael in 11th grade.

Music (the all-Rochester show):

The Lobster Quadrille - Tailypo demo
Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Burkima Faso
The Capitals - Popstar
The Deborah Magone Band - One Love
Walt Atkison - Ra Cha Cha
Wild Geese - Back to the Boozer

{Note to self:  If you're going to record the show at a bar, edit & upload the show before you start drinking}

A first for The Stuart Bedasso Show. We recorded at The Sports Page, a bar in Rochester, NY.  We thought about getting some of the patrons on the show, but a hungover Erick was way more entertaining.  Dave wants to set his stuff on fire every time something goes wrong - like Scott Proctor.  And a quick note - nuclear energy is not renewable or safe.  It's not an appropriate replacement for fossil fuels.  Eating contests befuddle us.  And Dave's not as old as he's been feeling.

OK Kids...it's time to get off our collective butts.  This whole Bush administration thing has gotten out of hand.  You must call your Representative and tell him or her to start working on Articles of Impeachment for both Bush & Cheney.  It cannot wait until they get out of office in 2009.  No more waiting around...you make the call and they get it going.  http://www.house.gov/.  Top left corner is a place to put your zip code in to find your representative.  They're on vacation so call their local office.  Do it NOW.

Music:

Precious Bryant - Don't Mess Up A Good Thing
Kill Henry Sugar - Puerto Rican Day Parade
PlasmaGora - The Pauper
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Riddles
The Dollyrats - Because I'm Awesome
The Vacancies - Below Merlot

As Stuart sits in a Pennsylvania jail, we tackle the real issues:  Nigerian Masturbation. (Wow, they pulled the article from the web already)  To do this we introduce our newest buddy:  Jack Puentes of the Organization of Nigerians Against Nocturnal Individual Sexual Manipulation  We also spanked the alleged immigration problem and talked about...The Secret.  Well, it's not a secret anymore.

Our special guest was Jason Nabewaniec of the Green Party.  We got a little bit of inside information on the show (more off-air) on what's happening with the next Green Presidential candidate.  Check it out.

Music:
Kill Henry Sugar - Tammany Hall
Shannon McNally - The Worst Part of a Broken Heart
Loudon Wainwright III - Good Ship Venus
The Morning Stars - Steal My Love
Too Much Joy - King of Beers

Keziah's gone walk-about leaving the guys to do the show.  If she's going to do the show from Maryland she's going to have to change the way she smells.  Dave's getting ready for Hawaii by having a garage sale and horror abounds.  One guy flapjacked for his stock.  Spam rocks in Hawaii and we're pretty sure so did Traci Lords at one point.  Michael shows the world just how much he loves his brother - by signing him up for more internet spam than one person can handle.

Music:

Thought - Nobody
Extra Action Marching Band - Fat Sexy Guy Dance
Golem - Stick It!
Domenicer - Pornstar Like Traci Lords
Robert Cray - I'd Rather Be A Wino

Every day is Cheese Day in Monroe.  Don't believe us?   Listen to the show.  You'll also catch our take on Third Wave Feminism,  recap of creepy guys hitting on Keziah at the Peechy Neachys show and we know the Department of Justice is watching us.  Mike mooned them, but it didn't show up on the audio.  Keziah has a special Happy Birthday message for Dave's Mom.  Don't miss it.

Music:
Rudy Burkhalter - Cheese Day in Monroe
The Morning Stars - All Coming Down
Wonderlick - When She Took Off Her Shirt
Ethan Lipton and His Orchestra - Hit It
Colin Hay - Are You Looking at Me

Bye-bye, Boo.

It's the return of Papi!  No, not David Ortiz.  Michael Rodriquez!  As he flirted with Keziah (I think he knows she's gay), we wished a Happy Birthday to Gay Lover Brad.  And as his birthday is 6/6/66, he is the Spawn of Satan and will open the earth and swallow us all.  Good times.  And the sport of curling is the official sport of Lucifer.  Go figure.  We talked a little porn, a little copyright law and Dave's stalking Vin Scelsa.  And there's 2 bonus seconds of show!

And we only have one more show to tell you - meet the crew of The Stuart Bedasso Show this Saturday, June 9th at The Bug Jar in Rochester at the corners of Monroe and South Union.  Ehhhhh, we should be there by 10pm.  We'll be there for the comeback show of our pals, The Pietchze Nietchees.  See you there.

Music:
Sheedyfrost - Here's To You
Ethan Lipton and His Orchestra - Girl From The Renaissance Faire
Peachy Neachys - So Cool
Whitee - Stumpy The Ho

Our dedication to Cindy Sheehan.  F-The Man!  We finally get to honoring our mothers - Fool.  Though Keziah's honoring isn't something you'd find on a Hallmark card.  You can get a FREE Whitee CD - listen up and find out how.  There's some big changes coming with the show - we're not sure what they are, but we'll find out soon enough.

You can still vote for us to get a shot at a show on public radio.  Go to http://www.publicradioquest.com and get us in!

Music:

Peechie Neechies - Fuck the Man
Fishbone - Jack Ass Brigade
The Capitals - Closer
Mr. T - Treat Your Mother Right
Whitee - Sexmom

Shampoo gives you manboobs!  It could be Johnny Vagina's Kryptonite.  Keziah calls the Medical Psychic Hotline...her poor pancreas.  Hillary, Hillary, Hillary.  You're lame and so are the rest of the Democrats.  Go third party or stay home, folks.

Don't forget to vote for The Stuart Bedasso Show to get us a crack at a show on National Public Radio.  Go to http://www.publicradioquest.com.

Music:
Extra Action Marching Band - Mangina
Lovechild - Headlights
Fishbone - Party With Saddam
Jill Sobule - Hot in Here
Camera Obscura - Lloyd, I'm Ready to be Heartbroken
Too Much Joy - Take a Lot of Drugs

Last week...chaos.  This week...sultry...sexy. OK...well, at least no chaos. We celebrated our 1000th download, and talked about our upcoming public appearances.  Ding, Dong, Jerry Falwell's Dead.  Crazy, gay-hating Italians and how Salman Rushdie fights for their right to party.  Not ready for AA yet?  Then how about some flask sandals!  Buy Bondage-in-a-Box...from the makers of Mouthwhore-in-a-Drawer.

Musical Selections:
Dred Zepplin - I Can't Quit You Baby
Jodelle - All Save One
Sloan - Everybody Wants You
Eric Schwartz - Clinton Got A Blowjob
Pietzsche Neatchy - Georgia Guidestones

Go and vote for The Stuart Bedasso Show to get a pilot on National Public Radio! Vote for them at http://www.publicradioquest.com. Rush, darling, rush!

Not much political about this show! Keziah's brother, Caleb joins the show and chaos ensues...which is pretty much normal. Erick was talking to Zelda Cocktostensen and now she's gone. What happened? Find out on The Stuart Bedasso Show (hint: we don't think she's laying in a ditch with a blind bird). We may be going to hell, but the guy who found our show looking for used panties is going first. Save us a seat, Dude! Joining Panty-Arab-Boy on the bus to hell are all the skanks who signed the petition to keep the Queen Skank out of the hole. And the Maestro played:

The Its - Girls Kick Ass
Whitee - She Called Me Buddy
The Bastard Fairies - We're All Going to Hell (get it?)
Jenn Wertz - Shotgun
Dred Zepplin - Heartbreaker

HOLY CRUD!!! Go and vote for The Stuart Bedasso Show to get a pilot on National Public Radio! Vote for them at http://www.publicradioquest.com. Go! Now! What are you waiting for??!!?!

Dave and Erick bring you music, courtesy of MySpace!  Yep, MySpace.  A few bands that have contacted the show that wanted their music on our show and we delivered.  We also talked about the Democrats' debate from last week, sexy 60-year-olds and why Dave has trouble listening to Rush.  Samuel L. Jackson could come looking for Erick and Dave tells a story about the worst movie ever made.

UPDATE:  The worst movie ever made was Death in Venice.  If it were up to Dave it would have been Murder in Venice.

Music on this week's show:
CinWaves - Philo Beddoe's Dream
Simple Mission - See It Now
Rizorkestra - High On The Mountain
The Moaners - Foxy Brown
AJ Croce - I'm With You

The evilness known as I-tunes, Keziah goes to a pro-choice rally...and gets the finger, what the heck is Flapjacking and why was that guy doing it on a baseball field, Dave's Ghetto Pass gets revoked and used panties = internet wampum.

[updated] The crew of The Stuart Bedasso Show will be at The Bug Jar, in Rochester on Saturday, June 9th to help celebrate the return of our friends Pietzsche Neatchy  and their new CD.  If you want to see what shirts Keziah, Erick & Dave will be wearing, go here. Heck, you can even get your own!

Music for this week:

Sloan - Who Taught You to Live Like That
The Moaners - I Think I Love You
Pietzsche Neatchy - Blank
Moby & Public Enemy - Make Love Fuck War

Part II of Brian's Visit...Dave's Dad makes a triumphant return to the show before he heads off to balmy Arizona.  TSBS may be the only show that doesn't talk about the Virginia Tech incident.  We thought you could use a break.  We do talk about how much stuff we all have and how happy it makes us.  The article Dave refers to can be found here.  Keziah looks like the chick from Work Out while Dave looks like some guy who works at a gas station.  Want a new way to get an extension for your tax returns?  Listen up, but you better drink a lot of beer first.   Then there's music!

Gaucho Gil - The Ballad of Gaucho Gil
Eleni Mandell - Say Goodbye
Jerry Gibbens - Burn it Down
The Moaners - Shrew (accoustic)
Colin Hay - What Would Bob Do?

Nappy Hoes, Nappy Hoes, everyone's talking about those Nappy Hoes.  We do, too.  And we have a special guest - Brian, aka Dave's Dad!  We talked about the dry humpfest called the Shakira/Beyonce video.  There's nothing like porn at the gym.  And what is the deal with VH1?  Now they're comparing guy-celebrity packages?!!?  And there's exclusive music that you're not going to hear anywhere else from Colin Hay!

Colin Hay - This Time I Got You
Josh Weinstein - Scared White Men
Gaucho Gil - Holiday Inn
Golem - The Rent
Bryan Ferry - The Cruel Ship's Captain


Call your Representatives! Get funding for the Iraqi invasion stopped!
Your Senators
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A day late, but not a dollar short.  Dave sucked it up and despite illness, the gang turned in a stellar performance.  The Fonz does sex ed, New Paltz Mayor, Jason West, shows us how it's done.  We also touch upon the hypocrisy of our elected officials.  We warned you and now they're here - new "bits" exclusive to TSBS!  As a public service, Keziah explains what a guy really needs to do to get and keep a woman...and it's not pretty.

Music:
Marc Maron - Political Action
Jodelle - Rabbit Cage
Colin Hay - Just Don't Believe You Any More
Michelle Hotaling - You Shoulda
Abi Tapia - The Way to My Heart

We'll keep telling you...call your "representatives" and tell them to do whatever it takes to bring our troops home.

Your Senators
Your Congressperson

A lot of "issues" came up this week.  Keziah had jury duty and drunk e-mailed someone she...uh...well...it's difficult for her to say she likes someone so Erick and Dave helped her out.  Tony Snow's cancer is back.  That's bad.  But what's worse for Dave is that his replacement is a hottie.  Another hottie who lies to him.  Did you know you can legally hit anyone with a postal truck?  Dave's creepy so it makes sense that he guilted Keziah into going out with the guys this weekend rather than picking up straight girls in bars.  Oh Philipina, we all love you!  I mean, like you.  We also played amazing stand-up from Marc Maron.  Those dicks at Air America should never be forgiven for canceling Morning Sedition.

Music by:

Gaucho Gil - The War is Going Well
Southpaw Jones - Protest Song
Jill Sobule - Under the Disco Ball
Wonderlick - We Run the World (mix 2)
Marc Maron - Lower Your Expectations and Getting High Without Drugs

Holy Crap!  The bill rumbling through our government for a timetable to bring the troops home isn't binding!  Call your representative today!!!

Your Senators
Your Representative

Well enough of this vagina talk.  Tonight we tackle the penis.  Make sure you have your cup.  Welcome to everyone listening to the show on All WNY Radio.  The Stuart Bedasso Show is now syndicated!  We talk about former Green Presidential candidate, David Cobb and his view on guns.  We also discuss Dancing with the Retards, Heather Mills and prosthetics.  And speaking of retards...Huey Lewis is the retarded Bruce Springsteen.  Music:

Roy Rogers - Cleaning My Rifle, But Dreaming of You
Southpaw Jones - The Last Remaining Beatle
Eleni Mandell - Can't You See I'm Soulful
Too Much Joy - That's A Lie
Camera Obscura - If Looks Could Kill
Reitmo Seis - Pa Lante y Sin Miedo

Keep up those calls to your representatives - stop funding the war in Iraq and bring our troops home:
Your Senators
Your Representative

Erick, Michael, Keziah and Dave all in the house tonight.  Keziah had a run-in with a bill collector - Dave accidentally turned it into a racial/species matter.  Watch out for Indian Ducks!  The Bush family can't dance, but neither can most of our crew.  If you've never seen Pants Off Dance Off, get ready for an interesting explanation.  Fat Chicks on the Food Channel raise Dave's cholesterol and Keziah called Michael's cute grandaughter a whore and Bratz are to blame!

Music:
Will Hoge - The Man Who Killed Love
Public Enemy - Revolution
The Deborah Magone Band - One World
Gregory Paul - It Takes One to Know One

Stop the funding of war and bring our troops home!  Call your representatives:
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All this vagina talk is turning into a theme.  This week featured a discussion about Dave's new "I (heart) female orgasms" shirt and how it went over at the Vagina Monologues as well as the dry Drag Show, which Dave and Keziah attended.  There's nothing sadder than a Drag Show without alcohol, except being "the old guy in the club" without alcohol and at a drag show.  Erick's sad attempt at a geography lesson shows us all that reading is fundamental.  We also continued the discussion about going into a voting booth without an open mind.  And there was music...

Kalu James - The Way I Feel
AJ Croce - Time Will Tell
Robert Cray - Fantasized
The Affections - Green Eggs and Ham
Lil Markie - Diary of an Unborn Child
Bakra Bata - I Shall Be Released

We're still at it...call your representatives to tell them to stop funding the war in Iraq.  It is the ONLY way to stop the insanity!
Your Senators
Your Representative

Don't forget...Stuart Bedasso & Johnny Vagina gear and Keziah wants you to be our Myspace Buddy.

Part two of the Vagina Show.  More interviews with local folks involved with the Vagina Monologues.  A little talk about Ethnicity.  Erick Rodriguez came out of the closet as a German and Dave professed his love for hot chicks with accordions.  After you listen to Golem, you will, too.  We decided that V-Day should become a national holiday...get your greeting cards!  More V-Day interviews!  I love female orgasms, you love female orgasms, we all love female orgasms!  Find out how you can show it on this week's show.

We played:
Josh Weinstein - Stuck in the Tall Grass
Golem - Mazel
Fishbone - One Planet People
Golem - Golem Hora
The Aquanettas - Love With the Proper Stranger

Have you called your Representatives yet?  Tell them to stop funding the war in Iraq!
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Your Congressperson

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A show of firsts!  The first "live" appearance of Michael Rodriguez, the first taped interview played on the show and the first time the Bedasso crew gets sophmoric...we knew it had to come sometime.  Turns out Keziah is Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy.  Also, Dave's real name is Johnny Vagina.  We talked about upcoming productions of the Vagina Monologues  - Dave is volunteering and Keziah has a "beef" with Eve Ensler.  Because we're all so simple-minded...Eve Ensler turned into a discussion about the possibility of Eva Mendes being gay, then our own "who would you do" session.  And beware of the dreaded Snickers Roofie!  Oh right, there was actually music played as well:

Walt Atkison - Cadillac Hotel   
Deborah Magone - Cookin 
Whitee - Tin of Love 

Don't forget to contact your representatives to tell them to stop the funding for the war in Iraq!
Your Senators 
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And then there were two.  Due to the horrible weather up here in the Northeast, Stuart and Keziah ended up stuck in a car on the Irondequoit Bay Bridge.  A team of sled dogs and Girl Scouts dug them out and their both fine, but they missed the show.  So Erick and Dave muddled through another show.  They kept on showing how lame the presidential candidates are, discussed the Dixie Chicks and had a special Valentine's Day message for all you lovers out there.  Listen to the show with someone you love - even if it's just yourself.  (yes, that was a masturbation joke)  This show was also part one of a Local Music theme. Six songs from Rochester, NY based bands.


Enjoy!

The Capitals - Falling Apart (a Stuart Bedasso Show exclusive!)
The Lobster Quadrille - Cora Livinia's Consumption
Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Incoginito
The Wild Geese - Broad Black Brimmer
The Hayseeds - Fuck the Man (live) [it's the Pietzsche Nietzches - same difference]
Rhythm Six - Siempre Seras Mia

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Just when you thought we couldn't play fewer songs...we only got to three of them.  Quality over quantity!  We showed what a redneck Joe Biden is and what a warmonger Hillary Clinton is.  Keziah revealed the gay conspiracy that is the candy bar.  She also talked about her cult-upringing and how she got to paint naked ladies last week.  Dave showed how you can stop this madness in Iraq - this is serious, we give you a live example of how to do it.  Here are the links that will get you to your representatives:

US Senate
House of Representatives

Call your representatives and get funding for the Iraqi invasion stopped!

Here are the links to our musical guests:
Jill Sobule - Underdog Victorious
Public Enemy - Air Conditioning
Abi Tapia - Cried Wolf

Oh yeah, and here's that Snickers Commercial.

Our first show.  It went pretty smoothly.  We're having a little trouble with Erick's microphone, but we had a good time and you will too.  We talked a little about the hype over Hillary and Obama, pirates, Erick's first love, being a nanny and dwarves.

Links to music we played:
Baby Gramps - Cape Cod Girls
Milton - Waiting for You
Wally Pleasant - The Day Ted Nugent Killed All the Animals
Bus Boys - Minimum Wage

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