The John Holmes of Plushies - March 1, 2009

As we welcome Melyssa aboard the show as a regular part of the crew, we find out that she freezes dead cats.  Here, Kitty, Kitty... Dave and Melyssa both have high school reunions coming up.  One of them is taking Erick as a date.  Are you ready for your Mystery Date?  Dave gets cock blocked by a fart.  The Phillie Phanatic - the John Holmes of Plushies.  If you wear a baseball hat around Melyssa, you better be wearing your cup as well.

Music:

The Latin Breed - I Turn You On
Average Otis - Crazy
Average Otis - Your Own
The Sadies - What's Left Behind
Jerry Teel and the Big City Stompers - MC Call Mississippi Mosquito Scratch