Sun, 22 November 2009  The star of today's show is: Erick! And what a week he's had. Loses the girl, yet gains the pussy; went on a cougar hunt, ended up stalking onanistic-pony-tail-guy; AND he's a great uncle. Dave wished for a race riot and instead just got bad comedy. Hey kids, stay in school. That's the only way you can become a Lactation Coordinator. Trust us. Erick insists that George Lopez's ass smells of sandalwood. Who are we to argue. Music: Spacelords - A Little Deeper Joan Osborne - Little Wild One Fifth Nation - Thanks For The Gametes The Beat Dolls - You Were Right |
Sun, 15 November 2009 Live, in studio, with special guest Steve Gallwey from Chamber 51. Steve joins the crew to talk about Roller Derby, the bamboo myth and more. If you need info on Can Jam 2009, you can go to: http://gpomc.blogspot.com/2009/11/can-jam.html. Erick's got himself some live-in pussy, we have cookies and beer. It really doesn't get any better than this. Melyssa's a part of the Best of Rochester poll. Find out for what!Music: Alessandro Mannarino - Me So Mbicato Grazyna Lobaszewska i Ergo Band - Past The Piles Of Piles David Bowie - I Dig Everything Lady Shelly - Welcome |
Sat, 7 November 2009 Down with the sexy time. Two...uh...thumbs up this time. Dave's got a video on pegging and Melyssa has the two-headed monster. Melyssa got married last weekend. Sorry boys, she's off the market. We look at the Pagans and the scary Creationists. Erick stopped getting mail. We do a hard-hitting expose' on sombreros. Are they Mexican sex toys? And as a public service, we give you expert advice on beating H1N1.Read the written reviews at http://www.stuartbedasso.com/2009/11/sex-toy-review-3.html Music: Dr. Clarke - H1N1 Rap Julia Nunes - Roles Reversed Melanie Zipin - My Life Now The Lobster Quadrille - Honey Babe Camera Obscura - You Told A Lie |
Sun, 1 November 2009 Melyssa's got something going on in her inhaler. One hit and she's randy for David Duchovny. It almost spread to the rest of us. Melyssa and Dave to go a benefit and see a bunch of hair cover bands. There's not good stuff in what we call our food. Beaver Anal Glands? Who decided that was a good idea? Dave messes up a job interview and one of his students pulls off a Michael Jackson impersonation - complete with crotch grab.Music: The Yo-Yo's - The Mole In The Hole* Camera Obscura - My Maudlin Career Madness - Forever Young Simone - Love Me Or Leave Me Melanie Zipin - What Does It Mean *Warning: this song will never, ever leave your head. Be prepared. Go to www.stuartbedasso.com for video of the song. |
Sun, 25 October 2009 Live from the Sports Page, it's the Halloween Show! Pseudo-scary music to thrill you! In a totally WTF moment...Melyssa brings "colored" back. Still not sure why. Dave unleashes the next set of sex toys to be reviewed. Melyssa's is pretty and Dave's is scary. New job and banking adventures for Dave. The gang tries to figure out why things are improved when it just ain't necessary.Music: The Upperclassmen - Cha Cha With The Zombies Mr. Fab - Cannibal Zombie Mob The Johnson Brothers - Zombie Lou Nightmares - The Headless Ghost The A-Bones - Devil Dance The Goldstars - Halloween Hell |
Sun, 18 October 2009 Erick and Melyssa give us a primer on how asthmatics can have sex. H-O-T! Dave meets the girl of his dreams...his racist, gun-toting, lutefisk-eating dreams. He may need a safe house. Mike Tyson cries on the Oprah. Like any of us, he just needs a hug. Erick and Melyssa are ass...uh people. What does Dave like? Boobs, Rochester, boooooooob-sa!Music: The Relations - Puddin -n- Tang Digital Underground - The Odd Couple Julia Nunes - Maybe I Will The Lobster Quadrille - A Man's Bound To Suffer Ecomog - In The Air |
Sun, 11 October 2009 Dave participate in a war protest and the Rochester Police start cracking heads. Hear Dave's description. Really? Obama won what? Erick calls for Kanye West to be invited to the ceremony. Melyssa's a bit hungover, but she's still bringing the sexy. Rosa Clemente was in town. The good, the bad and the ugly. Dave has a physical and doesn't get kissed after. Figures.Here are links to the video we talked about: War Protest: http://gpomc.blogspot.com/2009/10/video-of-police-brutality-in-rochester.html Post Protest Intimidation: http://gpomc.blogspot.com/2009/10/rochester-police-try-to-intimidate.html Music: Dead Prez - Walk Like A Warrior Clydie King - Ain't My Stuff Good Enough Primal Scream - Urban Guerillas Disasternauts - My Dad's The Heat |
Sun, 4 October 2009 Dave leaves a dead bird for Marc Maron and gets yelled at. Bad dog! Bad dog! Rosa Clemente comes to Rochester and talks to college students, and influences the show. Melyssa's getting a little sax. And who really gives a dump about the Olympics? Doesn't Obama have more important things to work on? Ahhh, remember the good old days when artists would sample porn into their music? Fishbone, Whitee, Devo, et al. No longer. Music: Charlie Watts Orchestra - Stompin At The Savoy Juanita And The Rabbit - We Live In A Motherfucking Van Willie Mitchell - Bum Daddy The Congos - Keep On Knocking Skip James - All Night Long |
Sun, 27 September 2009 Pegging: (v) a sexual practice in which a woman penetrates a man's anus with a strap-on dildo. (via wikipedia) Then the show goes downhill from there. We discuss the G20 protests and The Man's reaction to protests in general. How 'bout a little sled hockey! Dave almost gets fired...again. If you ever go to Erick's house, whatever you do, DON'T eat the salami. Yet another Michael Moore rant. And we actually plug other podcasts. Yes, they do exist.Music: Betty Harris - Trouble With My Lover Juanita and the Rabbit - Kick You Outta My Head Makana - A Touch of Deviance Texas Sheiks - Blues In The Bottle Nick Lowe- Nutted By Reality The Invictas - Finger Lickin' Good |
Sun, 20 September 2009 Yes, it's baby makin' time. We've got everything we need. Baby makin' music, a mandle, our shots are updated. We're good to go! We also discuss the health care debate and male cheerleaders...though not together. Grillz are re-visited as well as the Green Party. Special shout out to Melyssa's husband who unchained Melyssa from the radiator to let her do this week's podcast. Music: Bob Bovee - Which Side Are You On Makana - As The World Tunes Texas Sheiks - Don't Sell It, Don't Give It Away Mississippi Sheiks - The World Has Gone Wrong Cymande - Getting It Back |
Wed, 9 September 2009 You've been patient and now the time is here. Our second batch of sex toy reviews. Sadly, Melyssa and Dave are the curmudgeons of sex toys. Dave's encounter turns slapstick. Stuart goes off on those who think our President is indoctrinating children. Dave gets politically cockblocked. What's up with those child molesters ruining things for the rest of us?Go to www.stuartbedasso.com to read the text versions of Melyssa's and Dave's reviews and see the video of Leslie Hall's song. Watch it at your own risk. Music: Leslie Hall - Blame The Booty Cab Calloway - A Smooooth One Anuhea - I Just Want You Around The Mighty Diamonds - Go Seek Your Rights |
Thu, 3 September 2009 This week, we taped at The Sports Page in Rochester, NY! Dave is the dictator of all orgasms, but he still can't talk Canadian. For some reason we discuss Erick's cooch, cool teachers, and flirty/creepy facebook comments. It's agreed...Democrats are douchebags and Chuck Schumer is their douchebaggy king. Ted Kennedy died and the world kept on going...for now. Music: Argon 40 - When The Words Don't Come Bukka White - Shake Em On Down Logan Lynn - Burning Your Glory Almost September - Do You Hear What I Hear |
Wed, 26 August 2009 This week's special guest: Alice Cooper! Alice Cooper like you've never heard him before. Like a Sexual Santa, Dave brings goodies for all the girls and boys. Melyssa and Gerry get porn, Keziah gets her buzzy thing and Dave? Well, Dave will be making love a rubbery piece of jello. That's right, it's not sex, it's making love...hot jello love. We're trying to name this thing so if you have a suggestion, let us know. Melyssa insists that somewhere out there, someone has a Dave fetish. Yeow. And we talk about how the corporate parties try to squash democracy. Why do Democrats hate democracy so much?Music: Daniella Cotton - Dark Desire The Felice Brothers - Where'd You Get the Liquor Mel Torme - Six Lessons From Madame La Zonga |
Wed, 19 August 2009 Podcast Supersub, Gerry, sits in for Erick who's on the DL with Herpes*. Melyssa does a public service for controlled substance users everywhere...oh, and clowns...she really digs clowns. We reveal that David Copperfield causes global warming. Who knew? Rochester Peeps: Start grooving on Alex White for Mayor. You'll be glad you did. Dave is some kind of Black Spanish Jew. WTF?*Erick, to the best of our knowledge, is not infected with the herpes, or any other, virus...not that there's anything wrong with that. It was a joke intended to "encourage" him to not miss any more shows. Do not point, shun or spread rumors. Thank you. Music: Ecomog - Broke Logan Lynn - Feed Me to the Wolves Suzanne Monroe - Wondering Out The Enoch Smith Jr. Group - Remembering Rochester |
Wed, 12 August 2009 We bring the funny...we bring the serious. Dave misses the opportunity for front row seats to see The Donnas. The hot...sweaty...aromatic...Donnas. We get dissed by record weasels, now we'll never go to a land down under. It must be true...all roads lead to Olivia Newton John. What made for cable shows do YOU like? Homeopathic medicine is rad! We also discuss the latest local topic...the word "retard". Who deserves to run for office?Music: Will Currie and the Country French with Sloan - Push Pins Julie London - Camptown Races Movits - A-Kasseblues King Sunny Ade - Oro Towo Baseti |
Wed, 5 August 2009 Help the Stuart Bedasso Show grow. We have a wish list! Like the Renaissance, sponsor the arts, spread syphilis and eat pasta. Melyssa's gets gay over her son's birthday. Another tribute to Vermont...those bastards. Party in the Parking Lot...good times. Did you know you can stream the show on your cell phone. Get your Stuart Bedasso Ringtone! Great music on the show this week...dig it.Music: Daniella Cotton - Make U Move Storm Large - Eight Miles Wide Movits! - Tom Jones Robert Cray - What About Me |
Wed, 29 July 2009 We covered a lot this week! Melyssa's got her some mens for sale. Come one, come all! We talk with the Jesus Street Team, but we find that actions speak louder than words. Don't masterhate, masturbate! Amy Fisher does porn. Well, it's about time. Dave's visited by the ghost of dishwashing past. We have a way for all you neocons to legally get rid of Obama...move to Hawaii and secede! We'll help you pack.Music: Chamber 51 - The Man Julie London - How Come You Do Me Like You Do? Li'l Ze' - Built to Ride |
Wed, 22 July 2009 This is the gayest podcast ever! OK, now that I got that out of my system... we set up a table at the Rochester Gay Pride Parade and hilarity ensued. Check out the chick with the funky shoes, the grammar police and a whole lot more. One of the best parts of the day was when the suburban folks showed up not realizing it was the pride parade. Both Melyssa's and Dave's family stops by and shows that even little kids are down with the gay. No music for this week, just feather boas and balls in pantyhose. |
Wed, 15 July 2009 They're finally here! Our first round of sex toy reviews. The good, the bad and the kinda hot. You can read the text at the website (www.stuartbedasso.com), but the show has added features, like Dave doing Alec, doing Clint, reading Keziah's review. Dave and Melyssa discuss old porn and new porn. Keziah reviews the movie Bruno. And next on the Celebrity Tragedy Watch: Paul Reubens. Watch out, Pee-Wee.Don't forget to come down to the Rochester Gay Pride Parade and say hi to the gang. We're taping the next show at the corner of Park and Goodman (Parkleigh) from 4-5pm on Saturday, July 18th. Heck, we'll put you on the show. Music: David Gerard - Postman Hotel Reverie - Out Of Luck Moxie Fruvous - Kick In The Ass |
Wed, 8 July 2009 Erick couldn't make it tonight, but sent us a message via satellite. It was an inspiration to us all. Stuart is down-right creepy. Last week, he told Joyce DeWitt to be careful and...BAM! DWI and a really sad mug shot. More celebrity deaths, Adam West soft-core porn, Serena Williams dresses like a drag queen (stop it, Serena) and Melyssa is asked to defend Finland. Stuart wants Victoria Vox & Violet Blue to be at his memorial...good luck, Dude. We talk about getting the theme from the show as a ringtone, but the web people are still "reviewing" it for copyright issues. Stay tuned.Music: The Hattie Cook Band- Atlantic Joell Ortiz featuring Styles P - We Can Do It Hotel Reverie - Narcoleptic Fits The Enfields - She Already Has Somebody Hey Bulldog - If I Was Your Man |
Wed, 1 July 2009 We're obligated to talk about all the celebrities who died in the last week. Melyssa thinks Tony Little's bumping them all off. We're probably the only ones who paid tribute to Fred Travelena. That's a good thing, right? Farrah blasphemy at a yard sale leaves Dave in a huff. Erick gets a present...porn! Dave has to look for blueball clip art for our new sex toy rating system. Dave and Melyssa have become party planners on the cheap. And it seems that one of is a bit more moist than the others. Tune in to find out who it is. Here's that Cynthia McKinney link. We hope she and all the others on the humanitarian mission are OK.Music: Sammy Davis Jr Band - Slap Mambo Kings - Una Manana Ecomog - Fat Man Albert and Gage - Say Yes To Love Dennis Brown - Revolution |
Wed, 24 June 2009 Welcome to The Stuart Bedasso Show's Craigslist Experiment. In order for Dave to fully participate in reviewing sex toys with the rest of the crew, we posted an ad for a...uh...helper. We wrote the ad on the show and it's been posted here. Melyssa has a Godhusband. Boys, get in line to be next. Happy Birthday, Marcus! Melyssa's annoyed by Obama's smoking bill and she doesn't smoke, we briefly discuss Dave's package and Erick tells the story of his friend with the swinging Dad. Happy Father's Day! RIP Ed McMahon. And it's the thrilling conclusion of Seduction!Music: Charles Hamilton and MC Lyte - New York City Girl Albert and Gage - Does She Have a Future With Me Monty Python - Finland Primal Scream - Get Your Rocks Off |
Wed, 17 June 2009 Dave battles tourettes and appears to be losing. He loses his sex toy buddy and declares that his friend with benefits has too big of a co-pay. Erick professes his love of the "rub and tug." We're not sure, but we think Melyssa dated a pimp back in the day. The weirdest installment yet of Seduction is also on tap. We're all disappointed in David Letterman. No need to apologize...it was a good joke. Oh yeah, and Dave's out of a job, again. Anyone need a pool boy?Music: Two Guitars Clash - Way The World Works Marc Maron - Fine The Pleasure Seekers - What A Way To Die Holly Cole Trio - Smile Taj Mahal - Woulda Coulda Shoulda |
Wed, 10 June 2009 You say it's your birthday? It's Melyssa's birthday, too. Yeah. She also recounts her family outing to New York City and brings back presents for Erick and Dave. Erick won't wear panties, but Dave would like to get into Cheryl Ladd's. The latest update on Sex Toy reviews...the cock ring's in the mail.Music: Anuhea - Right Love, Wrong Time Alton Ellis and The Heptones - Only Sixteen The Job - Ten Times Titus Turner - People Sure Act Funny |
Wed, 3 June 2009 This show features special guest, Steve Benz who has a beer for each wheel on his vehicle. Dave used to do that, but had to stop when he got that 18-wheeler. But he does make a very nasty employment counselor; pray you don't get him or you'll wind up turning tricks at the bus station. We talk about edumication once again and we're waiting for The SIMS: Parents' Basement Edition. Keziah's one angry...uh...she's angry. And there's a HUGE announcement about the future of the show. Don't miss it!Music: Sammy Davis Jr Band - Some Things Never Change The Hattie Cooke Band - Never Go Away Amy Hendrickson and the Prime Directive - The Pancake Theory Marc Maron - Not A Sports Guy |
Wed, 27 May 2009 Music is back on tap! We hang with the funny, but talk about gay marriage and the upcoming Supreme Court justice battle. There's new pictures up on the Facebook, MySpace and website. Go check 'em out. And this weeks marks the actual debut of Stuart Bedasso himself! Well, sort of.Music: The Job - Fighting, Fucking and Cars Irene Kral - Rock Me To Sleep The ID - Don't Think Twice Sonia Bettencourt - John Doe Marc Maron - Hate Cakes Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Walk Right Through |
Wed, 20 May 2009 Well, HERE'S something different. Dave forgot to bring a simple little cord. What does that mean? No music for you! An all talk format for this week's show...and we're back to the Wednesday uploads. What will Dave do with his weekends now?What do Ron Jeremy and luncheon meat have in common? More sex toy stories. Erick's bringing the sexy! And a whole lot more! [Dave's already packed his cord for next week, so more music and the continuation of the Seduction! serial.] Hey! They raised our our rates to keep our podcast online. Go buy a t-shirt or something. |
Sun, 17 May 2009 And now....the rest of the story. We kept the mics on for another hour to make sure we got all that creamy Keziah goodness. OK, that was a bit graphic, but you get the point. Keziah would go straight for Anderson Cooper, somebody woke Grandpa Rodriguez, and Dave's past may finally catch up with him...even though he doesn't have a past. Don't fret, we'll get back into the Seduction! serial next week.The Stuart Bedasso Store! http://www.cafepress.com/bedasso Music: AJ Croce - Bury Me Standing Rose Davis - Sittin and Drinkin Ruby James - The Words Goodbye The Frank Chickens - We Are Frank Chickens |
Sun, 10 May 2009 This is a can't miss show, folks. Keziah's live in studio! Mike's in the house! The gang's all here. If we could just fly Jill up, we'd be all set, but Dave would lose it due to technical difficulties. We actually went two hours, so here's part one. We discuss the Lesbian Wingman, cougars vs. yaks and get a little scatological. Rumor has it there's a party in Mike's pants. And don't forget the new Obama Tramp Stamp. Ask for it by name.Music: Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Pockets Ella Fitzgerald - Fascinating Rhythm Jill Sobule - Nothing To Prove The Boots - I Don't Like It |
Sun, 3 May 2009  Happy Cinco De Mayo! Erick's in full force. Wolf Blitzer's beard is a weapon of mass destruction. The lovely and talented Zuza throw a party and Dave and Erick give the recount. Dave goes above and beyond to keep someone from falling off the wagon...ironically. I always feel like...somebody's watching meeeeee... Give it up for Texual Chocolate!Music: Gonzalo Brown - No Vamos A Cambiar De Bando MC Lyte / Queenpen - Brooklyn II El Ka Bong - Travellers Calling Ruby James - Everything Good Goes Away |
Sun, 26 April 2009 We start our series on Seduction... It took a 14-year-old to confirm it, but we already knew that Keziah has a sweet ass....I mean eyes. Stuart gets dissed by a teenager...the little teabagging whore. Bea Arthur is dead and so is Marilyn Chambers, but that douchebag, Rod Drheher, lives on...talk about no justice. Where can a brother get a patch job?Music: AJ Croce - You've Said Too Much Jill Sobule - San Fransico Rex Garvin and the Mighty Cravers - Raw Funky San Fransico Video |
Sun, 19 April 2009 Dave and Melyssa go on a field trip...to hear the lovely and talented Zuza Szewczyk, and Melyssa knows way more than Dave about the music thing. We confirm it...Dave has a weird reporter fetish. The new object of his affection? Ana Marie Cox. But he's still waiting for that call from Connie Chung. Keziah kicks a little kid's ass...well, sorta. The Stuart Bedasso Show: Bold, yet Ostentatious! Music: The Olympic Ass Kicking Team - Pow'ful 'Merka Golem - Come To Me El Ka Bong - Hangover Sunday The Mouse Outfit - Dig This |
Sun, 12 April 2009 Melyssa's on the DL...and she's sick, too. We cover it all this week...pirates, gay marriage, female circumcision and more. Facebook gets weird with Zombee Jesus. We start talking about sports, but soon figure out that it's all big plot by Monsanto to rule the world. Hey! Come correct with your hat!Music: Joan Stiles - Past Imperfect Tim Henson - Do Me Wrong (but do me) Daylight Savings Account - I Am Looking For An Affect Tony Fox - (I've Got To) Do It To It The Zest of Yore - I'll Do The Thinking Rose Davis - Yes, I've Been Crying The Olympic Ass Kicking Team - Is We Or Aint We |
Sun, 5 April 2009 It's not a cold sore, it's another Keziah Flare-Up. (That's said with love) What do you do with your Republican friends? Stuart's obsessed with Michelle Obama's clothes, too! Michael Vick doesn't seem to understand what bankruptcy is. Got guns? Sadly, yes. And presidential sexual idiosyncrasies.Music: The Olympic Ass Kicking Team - Willie Mays Zest of Yore - She Comes From Good Stock Suzanne Monroe - Desiring [we said Moore....it's Monroe...sorry] Two Guitars Clash - Slash N' Burn Joan Stiles - Hurly Burly (J2 Mary Lou) |
Sun, 29 March 2009 Keziah's back with a special Keziah's Korner! Then the gang goes off on the state of education. Stuart's looking for a gig at Foxy's, but it's Dave who may end up on the pole. Someone's panties are in a bunch about an SNL skit about Hawaii and gym ettiquite tips for all you manly men out there.Music: The Alan Bown Set - Gonna Fix You Good Santa Cruz Steel - Hard Times The Frank Chickens - We Are Ninja (Not Geisha) The Apples in Stereo - Can You Feel It? |
Sat, 21 March 2009 It's Melyssa's and Heinrich's Anniversary!!! Hooray! We hope he doesn't know that he married a lesbian. Erick gets sex ed text messages and Dave gets a car accident. That seems about right. Should you drink with your friend's ex? We'll find out. We also found out that it's hard to say "statistic" when you've been drinking. We also welcome our newest sponsor, Australian Pimp Lube. Enjoy Australian Pimp Lube responsibly. Music: Family Funktion and the Sitar Jams - Bombay Boogie The Sumner Brothers - Both Back Anchorage, Nebraska - Don't Change A Thing The Soul Lifters - Hot, Funky & Sweaty Chakradar - Boosty Cassettes Won't Listen - Freeze and Explode (accoustic) Nick Lowe - The Club The Steve Greene Trio - Sonnymoon for Two And don't forget our new website: www.stuartbedasso.com |
Sun, 15 March 2009 St. Patrick's Day brought the Stuart Bedasso Crew together and hilarity ensued. Dave made a bunch of new friends and women threw themselves at Erick. On the job front, Dave is not into ass wiping and we invent the Ass Pick 3000 as a result. Ask for it by name. We briefly talk about the Stewart / Cramer showdown. Music: The Wild Geese - Back to the Boozer Jerry Teel and the Big City Stompers - Baby Out of Jail The Sadies - Anna Leigh Naked Lunch - Livin Is Funky Janie Jones - Sex Machine Otis Spann - Little Boy Blue |
Sun, 8 March 2009 We have what you've been looking for in a personal lubricant - antioxidants! Try our new Ambrosia Lube. Upcoming plans are discussed for guests, the new website and a remote - down the road, we'll be podcasting from a sex toy party! Melyssa hates our phallic-shaped microphones, but it Dave ever finds vagina-shaped mics, we may never get another show done. How 'bout those funky sex dreams, eh? Dave and Melyssa go off on Hillside Children's Center. Today's podcast is brought to you by the letters M and F.Music: Family Funktion and The Sitar Jams - Van Pad Man Eleni Mandell - Needle And Thread Gregory Paul - Dusty Man Golem - Tell Her You Love Her Dr. John - Average Kind of Guy |
Sun, 1 March 2009  As we welcome Melyssa aboard the show as a regular part of the crew, we find out that she freezes dead cats. Here, Kitty, Kitty... Dave and Melyssa both have high school reunions coming up. One of them is taking Erick as a date. Are you ready for your Mystery Date? Dave gets cock blocked by a fart. The Phillie Phanatic - the John Holmes of Plushies. If you wear a baseball hat around Melyssa, you better be wearing your cup as well.Music: The Latin Breed - I Turn You On Average Otis - Crazy Average Otis - Your Own The Sadies - What's Left Behind Jerry Teel and the Big City Stompers - MC Call Mississippi Mosquito Scratch |
Sat, 21 February 2009 Special Guest, Melyssa joins the show and hilarity ensues. It's the return of Johnny Vagina - Mothers, hide your daughters! Socks the Cat is dead...no one realized he was still alive. We all agree that Bush and Company must be held accountable. We found out that the back of Dave's palate was removed due to some horrible accident. Get ready for Melyssa's and Erick's joint venture: Pop-up Porn. Who wants to be seen at the rally to protest a porn tax in New York? Not us.Music: Sadie Ava - Mind Being Gone Daniel Ball Jr. - Number 2 Pencils Eleni Mandell - Right Side The Criterion Band - City Feigning Sleep |
Sun, 15 February 2009 And then there were three! Mike is back in the house and in rare form. We try to figure why Cheech and Chong are on stage, but don't really care as long as they bring Rae Dawn with them. Dave's gym has an influx of...uh...special folks...but not as special as one of our newest representatives in Congress. Ladies and Gentlemen...meet the wizard of hydrogen himself - Eric Massa. Dave can't blog anymore so make sure you catch is new column in the Webster Shopper. Good Times.Music: Venice Gas House Trolley - Ezekiel The Pretenders - Boots of China Plastic Gene Anderson - The Lonliest One Fall Back Plan - Mistakes Bedsit Poets - The Highs Can't Beat the Lows Golem - Tucheses and Nenes |
Sun, 8 February 2009 Erick's in Puerto Rico and Dave's in hell. The Job Nazi got to Dave. "No job for you!" Trying to keep his mouth shut, Dave gives a few warnings to all you progressives out there. With friends like these...Another way for Dave to earn some nickels - every time a single woman tells him she needs to find him a woman. Chich-ching! Music: Maya Angelou - Donkey City Joan Osborne - Make You Feel My Love The Meters - Africa Mandigo Griot Society - Africa Josh Weinstein - Song A Drunk Man Sings Cassettes Won't Listen - Paper Float Jill Scott - The Fact Is (I Need You) Robyn Hitchcock and The Egyptians - Bad Case of History Sharon James and the Dap-Kings - 100 Days, 100 Nights Como Mamas - Trouble In My Way Jenny Lewis w/The Watson Twins - The Big Guns Loudon Wainright III - Motel Blues |
Sun, 1 February 2009 This week's show's a bit of a sausage fest. It's only Dave & Erick but it was nothing but "manly" topics. The Stuart Bedasso Show gets the attention of the Fleshlight. Think of the possibilities. Dave has a new job, Chickipedia is about chicks, for chicks, by chicks. Don't let Rachel Ray call you "buddy." And the Booty Circus is in town and Erick and Dave discuss their adventure.Music: Sadie Ava - I'll Be Coming Home Gregory Paul - Oh Death The Sumner Brothers - Girl In The Window Juliana Down - Empires C.R. Avery - Down At The Cafe Classic Ruins - Labatts It's our 2 year anniversary! Thanks for listening to The Stuart Bedasso Show! |
Sun, 25 January 2009 Dave and Erick just aren't orgy kinda guys...no dating strippers for them. Erick gets in a car accident. You should see the other guy. Dave can't sleep in the suburbs and gets involved in a Facebook flame-up. Those nutty liberals. Don't get The Stuart Bedasso Show in your eye. That would be weird. Music: Bedsit Poets - I'm In Love With A Girl |
Sun, 18 January 2009 Gas Station Whores...they're much younger than they used to be. Speaking of retro, Katarina Witt's bush seemed to be a major topic of conversation. We have inauguration burnout. Sit by your mailbox for your invitation to the Bad T-Shirt Party. That airline pilot hero should be pulling a lot of gas station whores.Music: Spider - Midnight On The Nile The Franco Proietti Morph-Tet - Bushido June Rising - Brother Beware La Revolucion De Emiliano Zapata - Shit City Pearls Of Joy - Gloria |
Sun, 11 January 2009 Dave gives all his Maui friends the lowdown on his ex-landlord. Go ahead and rent for him, if you have money to burn. We never heard of this part of the bible. The Book of Phil? Get your Obama Swag! Plates, coins, douchebag. A quick talk about the problems down in Oakland.Music: Max and the Marginalized - Date With Dynasty Porter - Pre-loved MC Lyte - Brooklyn Gil-Scott Heron - Message To The Messengers Go Ghetto Tiger - Deluxe Deluxe Thee Headcoats - I'm A Headcoat, Baby |
Sun, 4 January 2009 First week with the new crew and two already go down on the disabled list. But Dave and Erick took care of business. We talk about Viagra in Afganistan, breastfeeding on Facebook, and some guy named Ted who thinks Margaret Thatcher is hot. We still need someone to post something on Wikipedia for The Stuart Bedasso Show. Kenny G and flapjacking just don't mix.Oh, alright. Here's the link to the flapjacking show. Music: Ruby Hill - Heart of Hearts Bella - No One Will Know Sielun Veljet - Woe! The Maiden Of My Heart The Standard - Red Drop Charles Bevel - Porkupine Meat |
Sun, 28 December 2008 The Stuart Bedasso Show is back in Rochester! Stuart's back in Moose Jaw so Dave's by himself for the last show of 2008. Next year brings a new crew to the show. But in the meantime - Dave has a lousy plane ride. He's enjoying the quaint comforts of the city of Rochester...red hots, asparagus and rice and beans. He's also looking for a new ride and a good time on New Years...who isn't? Music: Epitafh - Ask Somebody |
Sun, 21 December 2008 Jesus Christ! It's an all Jesus show! It's the Stuart Bedasso version of Life of Brian. All our songs "celebrate" the birth of....a fairy tale, I guess. Dave leaves Maui in a couple of days so it's Jill's last official show...she doesn't need us, she has gardening! It's Global Orgasm Day! Jill hasn't celebrated, but Dave? Dave's last day of school was a tear-jerker. Hey fatties, check out Bow Chicka Workout at your local YMCA! We're looking for volunteers to start Stuart Bedasso and Whitee Wikipedia entries. Any takers? Music: Trevor R. Todd - Creepy Jesus Figurine Jewmongous - Jews for Jesus Whitee - Jesus Just Wants to Dance Mojo Nixon - Are You Drinking With Me Jesus Order of the White Rose - Who Would Jesus Bomb? |
Sun, 14 December 2008 It's not Thelma and Louise, but Jill's out roaming the streets of Maui....packing. It's Christmas Music that even Dr. Demento probably wouldn't touch. Dave's new bromance is unrequited...go figure. Oh no! Cosby Porn! Not the safest podcast in the world for work...or the kids...or Grandma...or the neighbors...or the dog.Music: The Marquees - Santa Done Got Hip The Wailers w/Bob Marley - Sound the Trumpet Victoria Vox - Christmas With You Dread Zepplin - Let It Snow Fishbone - Slick Nick You Devil You Pansy Division - Homo Christmas Mojo Nixon - Trim Yo Tree |
Sun, 7 December 2008 Sometimes Dave'll blog off twice in one night...if he's in the mood. Meet our new friend - Froggy Pipkin. Jill introduces us to a new band. Dave's public service message for the week teaches us all how NOT to handle your finances. He really needs to marry an accountant. How about a nice glass of Fermented Passion...a tasty beverage indeed. Here's the petition for Darling Hammond for Secretary of Education: http://www.petitiononline.com/2Hammond/petition.html Sign it and spread the word! Music: BrownChicken BrownCow String Band - Rocky Road to Haul The Pipkins - The People Dat You Wanna Phone You Los Pasos - Para Verte Bella - Unless You're Golden Henry Lumpkin - Soul Is Taking Over Epitafh - Kick Rocks La Revolucion de Emilano Zapata - If You Want It Woody Carr - Peace Dance |
Sun, 30 November 2008 'Tis the season...to stampede under-paid Wal-mart workers! Ho! Ho! Ho! Dave blows off X-mas parties while Jill gets that festive spirit. There's a new website a-comin. Check out the details. Facebook is really, really creepy. Jill don't want you hatin on Charlie Brown! Peppermint Patty? Well, that's another matter. Dave gets lead poisoning from scratch-n-sniff books. Music: The Electric Chairs - Fuck Off Ofo the Black Company - Allah Wakbar Bella - Stay Here Vancougar - Phone Calls Chumbawamba - Dutiful Servants and Political Masters Semion - Year of the Monkee Billy Davis - Stanky (Get Funky) |
Sun, 23 November 2008 Dave wasn't invited to the birthday party therefore he (and Otis) don't get any chocolate cake. While listening to the music, Dave almost mortally wounds himself and finds an old friend online. Hear how Dave equates child molesters to politics and updates about the big move.Music: Albert and Gage - But I Love You Tom Wilson - Lesbian Seagull Dave Dill - Don't Believe It Novillero - Stand Up For Our Side The Buttless Chaps - Are We Forgiven Now? Vancougar - (I hope your) Money (keeps you warm) Martinibomb - The Love God Elbarto - Planet Mambo 160 The Pipkins - Are You Cookin Goose? |
Sun, 16 November 2008 That's right, we're Mint Records' bitches...at least until we run out of their music to play. Jill's on assignment so Dave left to confuse the Germans with the French...it's not pretty. But his plan to bail out the US car industry is a big hit...with Trotsky. Enjoy our brief music tribute to Rachel Kramer Bussel. Too bad Dave can't pronounce her name. He may be retarded.Here is the petition for you to sign to get Dr. Linda Darling-Hammond appointed Secretary of Education. Sign it and then spread the word. Word. Music: Mishka Shubaly - Don't Cut Yr Hair The Cartridge Family - Ally The Ramblin Ambassadors - Cupcakes de Milo The Long Knives - Another Fork in the Road Semion - Good Times The Choir Practice - Loose Lips The Awkward Stage - Hey, Modern Day School Girl K'naan - Blues For The Horn |
Sun, 9 November 2008 Jill and Dave make fun of Godzilla movies, crippled kids and alternative medicine...and all in the same podcast! Jill's trying out the whole Crazy Cat Lady scene. So far, not too successful, but as we all now, Drag Queens are a girl's best friend. Dave didn't study for his blood test. And The Stuart Bedasso Show is down with the Twitter.Music: Terry Anderson and the Olympic Ass-Kicking Team - Fat Lady in the Stands Classic Ruins - Let's Get Dull Michael Franti - Sey Hey (I Love You) Milton - Sarah Jane Stark - Co-Dependent Master |
Sun, 2 November 2008 Tune in for a major announcement about the future of The Stuart Bedasso Show! Dave has a sexually charged week at work, including porn tits, getting propositioned by a young boy and a sexual harassment video. Strangely enough, none are related to each other. There sure are some crazies on the internets. Maybe censorship isn't such a bad idea afterall. Dave tries to get someone's visa revoked.The Stuart Bedasso Show is now on Twitter! Music: Max Eider - Secret Life Sol Serenade - Mother Mary Jenny Lewis - Rise Up With Fists! Milton - Everybody Loves You The Felice Brothers - Frankie's Gun Hyperbubble - Synthenasia Sursum Corda - Mi Hanno Perso Head-Roc - Change in America |
Sun, 26 October 2008 An 11-year-old decides to get Dave a wife. Hope she's older than 11. Dave's job is kind of like working for the John McCain campaign. A clusterf*@k. Dude, if you don't like guys then don't marry one. Now that we've basically committed an act of war against Syria, why don't we just go bomb Saudi Arabia or Canada?Support Cindy Sheehan for Congress! Music: Terry Anderson and the Olympic Ass-Kicking Team - Gityoassupda Road Mishka Shubaly - The Body Mars Black - Hot Chick Booze Monkey - Voice Mail (from the blues) TapWater - Smiling Balloon K'naan - The Dusty Foot Philosopher Dave Dill - Happily Ever After Max Eider - Love's Blind The Bleeding Hearts - Rehab Girl |
Sun, 19 October 2008 It's a musical extravaganza!!! Will someone please put a fork in Sarah Palin?!!??! Please! There's nothing like a country full of angry white men to make things...uh...stupid, actually. Dave suffers from a bout of kidney failure and goes back to his old skating days. Well, actually someone else's skating days. Click here to download your Stuart Bedasso ringtone! Music: The Bleeding Hearts - Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover Bleeding Hearts - So Glad 2B Alive Ruby Hill - Just A Taste Hyperbubble - Rollerboogie Babydoll Terry Anderson and the Olympic Ass-Kicking Team - Feel A Drunk Comin On Sursum Corda - Perche? Booze Monkey - Dick Frankenstein's Night Out Classic Ruins - I Can't Spell Romance The Goldstars - Purple Girlfriend The Cartridge Family - Alone, I'm A Loser The T's - Make Me Pretty Stark - Again Master |
Sun, 12 October 2008 Dave and Jill discuss their night of unbridled passion. Dave wonders where Jill learned all of those tantric tricks and Jill thought Dave was very well endowed for a Jew. [We looked at the statistics and it seems that a great deal of you download shows that have sexually explicit write-ups in the blog. I guess sex does sell, you repressed bastards.]Tonight is the Trevor R. Todd Telethon. Dude even broke his uvula. Go buy his CD! Dave learns Spanish from the Scots and you can learn a language too! Dave thinks there's nothing like a good Depression to make people remember what is really important...Jill kind of concurs. Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Motherfuckers! Music: Jackson Browne - Going Down to Cuba Cory Branan - Skateland South (live) Trevor R. Todd - Scathing Indictment Trevor R. Todd - One Trick Pony Stark - Reliably Disappointing Relationship Max and the Marginalized - The Price of Vindication Tiki Tiki Bamboos - Everybody Says |
Sun, 5 October 2008 A shocking show this week...literally, shocking. Dave's dentist's a butcher. For the first time, movie reviews. Habla espanol? Ay! Everyone loves The Fair! And Dave almost brings down a radio station, singlehandedly.Music: El Gran Combo - No Hay Manera El Vez - Power to the People Mitch Hedberg - The Vacuumist Venice Gas House Trolley - Radio Monitor Funkadesi - Muy Cansado |
Sun, 28 September 2008 Jill mounts an amazing second-half comeback in this week's show! And speaking of mounting, once again, Jill and Dave deal with those ugly rumors that just won't die down. I said elections. We talk about elections, both local and national. Keziah notices creepy things about McCain and Dave revises his endorsement for Prez. We also talk about Instant Runoff Voting. You need you some! Music: Los Diablos Rojos - El GuapoMatt Begley and Bitter Whiskey - Long Way to Dallas Kitty, Daisy and Lewis - Swining Hawaii Erin Smith - Safe and Sound Sloan - Burn For It |
Sun, 21 September 2008 Wanted: Sperm Donor. Must be hot, play banjo and have tattoos. See Jill. Dave, Jill and Stuart provide up-to-the-minute election coverage. Dave's students are very musical. They've been practicing their Rusty Trombone.Music: Christopher Knight & Maureen McCormick - Hang On Baby Bisco Mondal - Magnum P.I. Foxy Shazam - A Black Man's Breakfast Southpaw Jones - Fatty Arbuckle |
Sat, 13 September 2008 Jill's gone again, but Keziah's back! Dave feels like a motherless child. Keziah stains a bed...in a good way. Dave flapjacks and sees Filipino colon up close. Some say our music's a bit obscure. We say, you've been feeding at the corporate trough too long. For the last f-ing time...Sadaam had nothing to do with 9/11. If you still believe this, you are officially a dumbass. Music: Willie Pooch - Why I Sing the Blues Frightened Seller - Malignant Enlightenment The Popkings - Buginajar Michael Franti and Spearhead - High Low The Modes - Miss Lizzie Ruslan Moiseev - No Trifle A Rock and a Hard Place - You Know |
Sun, 7 September 2008 Jill's back and better than ever. She's down on Sarah Palin, loves her Bitchin Camaro and squeezes round fuzzy things. Dave witnesses a baptism - in the YMCA pool. It looks like Jill has another cyberstalker. Be her Stuart Bedasso friend...cuz that's all you're getting.Music: Sam Ku West - Wang Wang Blues Blues Anatomy - Broken Levee Blues Joe Beard - Sally Mae Foxy Shazam - Introducing Foxy Shazam Harmonious Wail - Unfaithful Servant |
Sun, 31 August 2008 Jill's sick and Keziah's chillin. That leaves Dave to hold down the fort. Obama disses Jimmy Carter and the Republican's MILF is scary. Still not voting Green? Not everyone will be voting for Dave for Teacher of the Year. But the emphasis was on...Music: The Breakup Society - Nobody Likes a Winner Some Of All Parts - Run (Historical Moment) Southpaw Jones - Everyman Cory Branan - Crush Steve Gardner - Love Will Find You Again Rupa and the April Fishes - Plus Que Moi Eleni Mandell - My Twin Sloan - Believe in Me The Cain and Beech Band - Summer Song |
Mon, 25 August 2008 Dave get’s heckled, by a student. Maui is such a paradise…there’s machetes in the road, the island’s on fire and it takes an hour to get out of Kihei. We hope they’re serving jumbo shrimp at the Free Speech Zone in Denver. Uh, sorry to nitpick, but Obama’s not the first African-American to run for president for a national party. I’ll give you a hint…it rhymes with DickFinney. Hey! There’s some great independent music on this podcast – buy some of it!Music: Salif Keita – Nyanafin Del Close and John Brent – Vocabulary Building Marie Queenie Lyons – You Used Me Clarence Williams – Take Your Black Bottom Dance Outside Southpaw Jones – The Cruelty of Teenage Girls Dave Baddylan – The Protest Song Tiki Tiki Bamboooos – Shark Next Door Randy Newman – Harps and Angels |
Sun, 17 August 2008 More disenfranchised voters. We hate The Man. Dave rants about sunblock. That's right. Sunblock. You got a problem with that? Dave's guide to dating while broke...well, it's not exactly a guide. It's more like whining. This week - a bonus Keziah's Korner with a special guest. Here's that video clip Dave was talking about: That's leadership! Music: Sheedyfrost - Hard Day Big Daddy O - My Wife and Her Gay Lover Makana - Erection Del Close and John Brent - How to Speak Hip Intro The Breakup Society - Lower Expectations Randy Newman - A Few Words in Defense of Our Country Big Bill Broonzy and Washboard Sam - Romance Without Finance Toots and the Maytals - One Eyed Enos Marie Queenie Lyons - You Aint No Good With Out My Thing |
Sun, 10 August 2008 Keziah's Korner kicks off this week's show, Jill ceases to exist and
Where the Hell is Matt? There's nothing like a three-day rolling
blackout to get one to appreciate public utilities that are not made of
coconuts. And a really bad geography lesson, courtesy of Dave's
students and Sheedyfrost.Here are those political links we keep talking about. Support these candidates! www.cindyforcongress.org www.runcynthiarun.org www.electsummer.com Music: Robert Bradley's Blackwater Surprise - Trouble Brother KRS-One - What's Your Plan? The Kinky Coo Coo's - Feel That Trick The Cain and Beech Band - Slow Down Gonzalo Brown - Fermentando la Mente Comments[0] |
Sun, 3 August 2008 Kiawe fought Dave and…Dave won. Yet somehow, that didn’t help him with the MILF’s. Obama shows his true political colors and Jon Stewart lets us down, twice. Keziah’s got a word for all you “Christians” out there. Never, never, never have phone sex with a Urologist. It won’t be pretty. Get your tickets for the Makana Fundraiser at www.electsummer.com. Music: Makana – Only You |
Sun, 27 July 2008 E-mail us here if you're entering the sneeze contest.
We're waiting to see if Michael can take care of Jill's Grill,
boyeeeee! Dave leaves the island, and sees New Jersey. People with
iPhones are losers. It's time for school and Dave has a
bleeder...literally. Make sure you give your money where it should be
given.Music: Eleni Mandell - Make Out King The Flyboys - I Couldn't Tell The Lamphsades - Girl From Another State Nas - Sly Fox Links: www.cindyforcongress.org www.runcynthiarun.org www.electsummer.com Comments[0] |
Sun, 20 July 2008 Yes, it's the Award Winning Stuart Bedasso Show! Glass half-empty or half-full? You be the judge. Dave hates the Swiss. It's really that simple.Here are the websites we were talking about: www.cindyforcongress.org www.cafepress.com/bedasso Music: The Lampshades - What's that Mean? Lynus - Van Pelt Makana - Different Game Victoria Vox - Five, Four Kalu James - Hurts B-52's - Hot Corner Comments[0] |
Sun, 13 July 2008 We finally recap Jill's birthday party. Dave has an unfortunate incident at a urinal and all of us find out just a little more information than necessary. Jill remembers her first rodeo. Here are the links to help out candidates: www.cindyforcongress.org Music: Order of the White Rose - No Flags, No Masters
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Sun, 6 July 2008 We're back! Stuart's got a broken heart, Jill's out of reach and Dave is...uh...Dave. Dave's a humanist at heart, but also hearts Garbage Plates. He's not a Muslim and he's not your savior...Barak Obama is just an ordinary politician - it's just the bar's so damn low now. Keziah's got oil on the brain. Organic pussy?Music: Max and the Marginalized - McCarthy's Medicine Abi Tapia - The Easy Way Billy Bragg - The Johnny Carcinogenic Show Victoria Vox - Peeping Tomette Was (not was) - Needletooth Deborah Magone - Habit With You Instiga - Senhorita Hey Bulldog - The Meaning of Loyalty Comments[0] |
Sun, 22 June 2008 Is Dave really a Craigslist stalker? Get the latest on Jill's upcoming birthday bash. What's that smell? Is it a spark between Dave & Jill? No, it's just Keziah's Fish of the Month Club. And ladies and gentlemen, meet Roy Channing!Music: Walt Atkison - Blue Tattoo Abi Tapia - Get It And Go Lizzy the Lezzy - Episode 3: Single Order of the White Rose - Resist Despair Randall J. Rospond - Sweet Moments Sweeter Sloan - All I Am is All You're Not Malika Makouf Rassmussen - Lunda Street Comments[0] |
Sun, 15 June 2008 Dave can't stop staring at Jill's chest. Find out why. How about a little sexual campaigning? Marvin Gaye's turning in his grave. Jill's birthday is coming up - shop now and avoid the rush. How about a nice sock full of hot nickels upside your head? Just tell Dave what a great guy he is and see what happens. Keziah's a teacher! And don't miss Episode 2 of Lizzy the Lezzy.Music: Butch Young - Dime Store Jesus Jonathan Richman - The Lovers Are Here and They're Full of Sweat Was (Not Was) - Crazy Water Comments[0] |
Sun, 8 June 2008 Dave has ants, and they're not in his pants. He also has the solution for all of you suffering a Hillary Hangover (Jill & Stuart???). Dave may be at the point where he needs a metal detector and dark socks. Keziah thinks she's Emo, but she's just paying attention. And Episode 1 of Lizzie the Lezzie.Music: Younglove - Underground Emmanuel Jal - Forced to Sin Sheedyfrost - In Aubeterre Albert and Gage - Black Denim Trousers Gonzalo Brown - Hermoso Hasta el Final Duane Stephenson - Love is Calling Comments[0] |
Sun, 1 June 2008 We kill again with special guest Anthony Pignataro. And speaking of death, Jill almost bites it on a kayak excursion. We knew it - Anthony sleeps in satin, tartan PJ's. Dave uses sweatshop immigrants to create his renewable energy. It's not easy being green - ask Lupe who blew out a hammy creating electricity for the fridge. If you're on Maui you don't want ice cream! And Keziah' Korner is back in the hizz-ow.Music: Toots and the Maytals - Pressure Drop Sex-O-Rama 2 - Stiffed KRS-One - Money Comments[0] |
Sun, 25 May 2008 If you're going to park in Jill's Parking Lot of Love, you better bring your banjo. Dave busts out with the Venn Diagram of Hot Guys. It's the Battle of the Lame-Ass High School Mascots and Dave non-violently wins. Wanted: Smoking Jacket and Slippers. And it's time for local politics - clipboards make wonderful dogshields.Music: Venus Verse - Loving Arms Cowboy Johnson - Wish I Was Of Montreal - Feminine Effects Schuman the Human - Coming to Pieces Exile Parade - Superstar Comments[0] |
Sun, 18 May 2008  Keziah goes on a rampage! Well, that's a little harsh, but we sure do wish she wouldn't worry her pretty little head about such things. Just kidding. Here's the link she's talking about. http://www.filibustercartoons.com/charts_rest_female-leaders.php Jill's getting a piratey tattoo! Aerobic class tips for all you newbies and Dave's trip to Kula.Music: Christine Albert - Chante-Moi Lynus - PJ Soles Instiga - Bastidores Comments[0] |
Sun, 11 May 2008 Dave admits that he flags off. Even Reggie Jackson flags off. Jill wants to beat up old women and children. No word on her flagging habits. Dave is down with the gays and the blacks. Keziah jumps on the Nader Deathwatch bandwagon. Music: B-52's - Pump Billy Bragg - Mr. Love and Justice Emmanuel Jal - Warchild Kellye Gray - Take Five Comments[0] |
Sun, 4 May 2008 Listen to this show if you don't want your ass in a sling...literally. And Craigslist idiots: just because I used the word "ass" don't flag this. Jeez! The Stuart Bedasso Show gets noticed in a law student's paper. Dave gets some fringe benefits at the new gig. GILF's! Companies are giving their phone rep jobs not to people in other countries, but to people in the ghetto. Seems like a good thing, until you have to call them. And GLB makes an unexpected contribution to the show.Music: Maureen McCormick - Just A Little Singin' Alone King Benny Nawahi - May Day is Lei Day in Hawaii Travis Raab - My Only Friend Mombasa - Lately Cripple Clarence Lofton - Strut That Thing Willie K - North Shore Reggae Blues Comments[0] |
Sun, 27 April 2008 Keziah attracts bums like...uh...well, she really attracts bums. Can you retroactively drink as an excuse for your behavior? We examine such a high-brow topic. Dave has it out with his students' parents. It's as if the whole school's gone Bill O'Reilly on him. And we take a fond look back at Yugoslavian Pop Music. Seriously. Music: Barbeque Bob - Chocolate to the Bone Max and the Marginalized - When Markets Do Their Thing Beatrix - Final Destination Melody Gardot - Love Me Like a River Does |
Sun, 20 April 2008 Another long week for the Stuart Bedasso crew. Dave wonders if you can still send telegrams - get ready for your drunk telegram, ladies. Part 2 of our public service program on how to get chicks. Let's all take a trip to the dump and write haiku's. When is every day going to be Earth Day?Music: Public Enemy - By the Time I Get to Arizona Othella Dallas - Help the Poor Comments[0] |
Sun, 13 April 2008 Whew...what a night. Jill and Dave record a pretty decent show, then after she leaves, Dave discovers that the recording is unusable and has to re-do the show all over - by himself. Don't fear, he tries to recreate all the hilarity that ensued. We start our new weekly feature: How to Get Chicks (talk about the blind leading the blind), Dave's man-love for Vin Scelsa and an update of the presidential election. Don't forget to brush your teeth, kids.Music: Melody Gardot - All That I Need Is Love Max and the Marginalized - Teflon John Beatrix - Sonora Othella Dallas - Fever Kevin Davis - Sleepless in Seattle The Gardis - Just Like Me Salt and Samovar - (Soon to Be the) Dust Comments[0] |
Sun, 6 April 2008 Dave's not wishing Ralph Nader to die...he just wants to get on with
his life and can't until Ralph is no more. Jill and Stuart are out
with food poisoning. At first, Dave thought he was a College Girl, but
it turns out he's just a bad lesbian - just like Keziah. And we'll
never get rid of Flem Flaman.Now you can listen to TSBS right on our MySpace and Facebook pages! Dig that! Music: Barefoot Natives - Ke Aloha A`u E Hali`a Nei John Cruz - Island Style Marty Dread - Closer To Her Heart Holly Corcoran - Ave Maria Kaleo Futuristo - Susie Q Salt and Samovar - Swallowed A Pill William Shatner - Common People Liam Sullivan - No Booty Calls Comments[0] |
Sun, 30 March 2008 Jill's the talk of cybersapce! She has offers from two swarthy studs who know what a good woman looks like. Whom will she choose? Kava turned out to be a dud, Keziah's dealing with peeing bums and Jill's enamored with the mullet. Who isn't? And check out the new shirts here.Music: Howie Newman - I'm Big in Belgium Liam Sullivan - Text Message Breakup Colquitt - Juliet's Last Breath Comments[0] |
Sun, 16 March 2008 Live, in studio...the lovely and talented Keziah! Also in studio, the lovely and talented Jill. And Dave.Let's talk about urinals. Seriously. Pick up lines for chicks. Tiger Beat rules. Get well wishes to Anuhea. And we mustn't forget - e-mail "Representative" Sally Kern and tell her what a douchebag she is...in a respectful way, of course. For some reason, Dave has laminated pictures of Olivia Newton John in his shower. Pass the body wash, please. Music: Sheedyfrost - Rum Daze Liam Sullivan - Let Me Borrow That Top Sally Kern & Whitee - I'm a Freakin Homophobe Jim Donovan - Kuku Comments[0] |
Sun, 9 March 2008 Jill and Dave just get back from seeing the goddess known as Margaret Cho. Dave also checked out some Joshua Redman as well, where he met his new nemesis Doctor Shitpants. Dave volunteers to help at Barryfest and gets unmercifully mocked by so-called do-gooders. Jill's becoming a pirate before our very eyes. Due to throat difficulties, Keziah's Korner will not be heard today, but next week...Keziah live, in studio!!! Music: Joshua Redman Trio - The Surrey With the Fringe On Top Comments[0] |
Sun, 2 March 2008 This week, we didn't talk about anything. We sure didn't talk about that guy and there's no way we talked about that chick. So everyone can just chill the freak out. Dave figures out that musicians are flaky which is too bad, because we may start planning Jillfest soon. Due to Dave's incompetence we had to tack on Keziah's Korner to the end of the show. We didn't get to listen to it yet ourselves, but Dave overheard something about midget penises (seriously). Here's the link to one of Dave's 900 internet crushes Violet Blue. She rocks.Music: MC Frontalot - Goth Girls Dick Gregory & Whitee - State of the Black Union Steve Poltz - Hater's Union Exile Parade - Fire Walk With Me Barefoot Natives - All My Life Comments[0] |
Sun, 24 February 2008 Whoa! If this show were a baby, it'd have been born breech. We were supposed to have a musical guest - our first. She had to cancel. Then Jill got sick, leaving poor Dave to muddle through some kind of technical difficulty that makes the show sound like there's someone sitting next to the mic popping bubble wrap. And yet, the show is fantabulous! Dave seems to have one thing on his mind - and this time it ain't beer. Keziah reinvents the Happy Meal. We haven't drunk the Kool-Aid, but if Ralph's gotta run, we hope he does it right. Hide the kids, Dave demonstrates how he flirts and it ain't pretty.Music: Evan Roman - I Married A Rapist Ike & Whitee - The Military Industrial Complex Robyn Hitchcock - Ole! Tarantula (live) Ana Egge - In The Backseat The Sleepers - Fix Your Stereo Alberta Hunter - You Cant Tell The Difference After Dark Jack Shit - Boney Was A Warrior Comments[0] |
Tue, 19 February 2008 It's raining stalkers! Get your automated booty call right here - courtesy of the Stuart Bedasso Show and Johnny Kalama. Jill and Will may not be sitting in a tree, but there's always room for Weird Al. Mitt Romney's kids need to get their asses over to Iraq. And Greg Palast is Stuart's new friend. Why don't they write songs about underage boys?Music: Evan Roman - Goys Sunnyland Slim - Be Careful How You Vote The Coasters - What About Us The Sleepers - Jailbait Melanie Zipin - More a Part of You Comments[0] |
Sun, 10 February 2008 What's new Pussycat? Ahhhhhhh, my chest hair's on fire!!! You too can run your portable music device on knee power - if you weren't such a lazy bitch. Ralph Nader is killing Dave. Jill gets a possible booty call. Keziah joins thousands of African-Americans by being disenfranchised at the voting booth. Once again, The Stuart Bedasso Show fosters democracy - live!Music: Brand X - Drum Ddu Evan Roman - Out Melanie Zipin - Ocean Back to Me Sheedyfrost - Shoes Kanekoa - Following a Fool Comments[0] |
Sun, 3 February 2008 We get political on your ass. Obama & Hillary don't do anything for any of us...get down with Cynthia McKinney and Cindy Sheehan. It's Super Bowl Sunday and we're hoping that this year, Snickers will turn you into a pedophile, or at least someone into nipple clamps. Enjoy the debut of Johnny Kalama! Jill makes her debut as a bouncer and busts up a vicious tobacco ring. And as we all know...Dave is just one of the girls. Drag queens and brunch...nothing like waffles and male Cher impersonators.Music: Melanie Zipin - No Second Guessin' The Welfare Poets - The Killed Filberto John McCutcheon - Hail to the Chief Sheedyfrost - Hard Day Blacc Dove - Mother Earth Comments[0] |
Sun, 27 January 2008 Stalkers, stalkers, everywhere. Dave has a stalker at his radio gig. Jill has a new friend, who is not yet a stalker. Dave meets a fellow fan of the band FM. It's a small world after all. The show has moved into a new studio (Dave's apartment). The beer's closer and that all that counts. And who needs a big penis if you have a big grill.It's coming up on The Stuart Bedasso Show's one year anniversary and we have over 9500 downloads! Thank you for helping us make this so enjoyable! Music: John McCutcheon - Let's Pretend The Sawyer Davis Project - Brother, Brother The Welfare Poets - For These Times Sinsiter Grin - On and On Kathy Collins - Tutu's Lucky Machine Pink Martini - Dosvedanya Mio Bambino Comments[0] |
Mon, 21 January 2008 Dave's flying solo this week, so the focus was on the music. Dave talks about his dead gay Uncle and dead not gay Sam the Butcher. And here's the link to help with Jill Sobule's next record. The whole gang will be back next week.Music: Malika Makouf Rasmussen - Mon Regard Colquit - A Plague on Both Your Houses The Sawyer Davis Project - Wanna Song Pink Martini - Hey Eugene! Jake Holmes - A Credible Threat Robyn Hitchcock and the Venus 3 - (A Man's Gotta Know His Limitations) Briggs Dream Aria - 11th Hour Beata Golec - Toccata for Piano Solo Mojo Chunk - Mojo Roaster Kellye Gray - If You Never Come to Me Fina Dupa - Club del Soul Comments[0] |
Mon, 14 January 2008 Well, turns out we don't make friends that easily. Listen to two chicks chatting over coffee - as usual. It's the thrilling conclusion to as story we all have heard before: boy meets girl, boy scares girl, boy pisses off boy, boy loses boy. Jill and Dave review The US Constitution Erotic Coloring Book. And they may have a sequel in mind. Keziah goes down on the farm and ends up with a bunch of soggy, crying models. Sounds like Dave's dream date. And there's good Keziah news, too! Music: Ana Egge - Lazy Day Ludwig Van - The Empty Walk Bisco Mondal - Early to Bed Kanekoa - Fish in a Barrel Comments[0] |
Sun, 6 January 2008 [UPDATE: Initially we had the address to Jill's stalker's MySpace Page. Well, he threw a fit and I need to get paid to deal with children's tantrums so we took it off]We review another review. Keziah's not European, she's not Jewish, sheeeeee's....Biblical! We go from watching Oprah, to praying to Oprah, to Mike Huckabee and other fundamentalists. Jill has homework...and it's sexy!!! Music: Cindy Lee Berryhill - Bars, Booze and Boysclubs Mojo Chunk - 2 Floors Down Kathy Collins - Lessons for Tourists Comments[0] |
Wed, 26 December 2007  The gang's all here! This week we record from Rochester. Keziah, Mike & Erick and even Jill. We start off with the Hoff and go to Englebert's brother Darryl. Then, we touch Jill's Spot, though she may not feel it for a while. It's Chocolatey Goodness on The Stuart Bedasso Show. And we revisit Keziah's internet debut with some guy's ass.Music: Kalu James - Miles Deborah Harry - You're Too Hot Comments[0] |
Sun, 16 December 2007 Jill lives on both sides of the law - Jury Duty and a bar fight. It's Keziah's birthday, Dave wasn't going to go shopping for her present, but it looks like he's going to have to, now. It's his funeral. Wanted: an assistant for Dave to stop him from sending drunk e-mails. Music: Jake Holmes - Prep School Boys Legendary Shack Shakers - Swampblood Colquit - Crying Wolf Comments[0] |
Sun, 9 December 2007 It's audience participation time! We need you to name Jill's Spot. Take that any way you want. Details are on the podcast. We touch on the writer's strike, figure out how to say Jill Sobule's name (kinda), participate in the battle of the 'Marts, and Jill has Jury Duty. Unfortunately, they haven't gone into deliberation yet so no juicy details, but it's a nice teaser.
If you have a name for Jill's Spot, you can e-mail it to bedasso23 at yahoo dot com...or through MySpace if you must. Music: Jill Sobule - We Are The Writers Ludwig Van - Ted Bundy Yeasayer - 2080 Cindy Lee Berryhill - When Did Jesus Become a Republican Cornel West and KRS One - Mr. President Comments[0] |
Sun, 2 December 2007 Jill's new buddy is Alanis Morrisette. Both Dave and Keziah need cockblockers (though not necessarily for the same reasons). Man-Oh-Man, could I go for some shrimp from Long John Silver's! Watch out for that Pussy Power, it'll getcha every time! Warning: this week's show is not safe for the kiddies.A little bit of music this week: Peppie & Gippy Cooke - Molukai Nui A Hina Derek from Soapbox - Holy Man Comments[0] |
Sun, 25 November 2007 Jill's puking and Keziah's tweaking and this leaves Dave podcasting. He reviews the review, sees a salsa "band" and is immersed in the Maui art scene...well, sort of. You are being watched, whether you like it or not, so you may as well get off your ass and do something about it.Music: Jake Holmes - Mission Accomplished Public Enemy - Frankenstar Yeasayer - Sunrise Clyde "Kindy" Sproat - Adios Ke Aloha Nellie McKay - Identity Theft Cornel West and BMWMB - America (400 years) Hooch - Shake the Blues Away Comments[0] |
Sun, 18 November 2007 Jill gets pursejacked - a year's supply of drinking receipts and bad condoms for all to see. Or at least a creepy admirer. It seems that we have our own Tucker on Maui. Keziah gets hit on by yet another dumb straight guy...isn't that how she and Dave met?Music: Micah Wolf - Burden Vic Sadot - Mad Cowboy Disease Uncle Dirty - Locals Only Comments[0] |
Sun, 11 November 2007 As Jill basks in the glow of...uh...glowing, Keziah almost catches on fire...literally. But her stuff is OK and that's all that matters. Dave goes to a "luau" at the VFW and isn't brandished a traitor. You deserve your Chinese toys as much as Dave deserves his new radio stalker. The Krinkles rule and they're finally on The Stuart Bedasso Show! Rejoice!Music: The Freakin Krinkles - Dirty Girl Group X - I Just Want Bang, Bang, Bang Robyn Hitchcock and the Venus 3 - Ole! Tarantula Nellie McKay - Mother of Pearl Public Enemy - Escapism Comments[0] |
Sun, 4 November 2007 For a second straight week we tried to play The Krinkles and the wrong song came on. It could be the communists. Jill's new-found activism sends someone to the brink of suicide. Read the article as Corkys revolt! Dave talks about his hypnosis and doesn't cluck like a chicken. It rains in Kihei! Save the Geckos! Music: Not The Krinkles Eric Schwartz - The Beelzebub Rag Deborah Harry - Two Times Blue Erin Smith - For Pete's Sake John Teleska - Jelly Bean Jive Ethan Lipton and His Orchestra - Pirates of the Heart Comments[0] |
Sun, 28 October 2007 Even though Dave called Kanekoa "butt ugly" they still love us. They put the audio of our review of their show on their MySpace Page. Pretty cool. In the year 3000, Dave will have a big penis and Jill will have straight hair. Can't wait! Keziah ends up in bed with Quesadillas. Quesadillas win. But she fulfills one of Dave's fantasies by becoming a "Bad, Bad Nanny". Nude beaches and firewalkers are fine and dandy, but if you touch Jill's boobs you'll get a world of hurtin.Music: Casino - Floorshaker Unknown song that we can't figure out The Atomic Swindlers - Intergalactic Lesbian Love Song Erin Smith - One of the Boys Comments[0] |
Sun, 21 October 2007 Here is the link to Keziah's photography. Enjoy!It seems that our buddy Hal went Bagpipe on us. Wanna know what that means? You'll have to listen to the show. And you can't swear on stage in Maui, but you sure can on the Stuart Bedasso Show, God Damn It! We have Camel Toe and Scared Bunnies for all you freaks out there. Music: The Atomic Swindlers - Empty Girl Autumn Lost - Home The Krinkles - I Want You Kanekoa - Ever Since Comments[0] |
Sun, 14 October 2007 This week Stuart's off hunting pig and Jill's been hunting mice. Shhhhh...be vewy qwiet... Keziah's doing her best for the economy...in Malaysia. If she has so much dirty underwear laying around, she's actually an internet millionaire (see previous references to internet wampum). Ho! Ho! Ho! There's Christmas shit in the stores so we give a quick guide to holiday gift giving. Don't forget Dafna's for all your Jew needs. Music: Hal The Piper - Amazing Grace Ann Magnuson - Hey There Little Miss Pussy Pants David Martinez - Can't Find You Kanekoa - Bustin' Rock Comments[0] |
Sun, 7 October 2007  Here is the link for the raffle to win a trip for 2 to Maui. And if you win the trip from going to it from this site you also get to be on the show. Jill says we force you to be on the show, but we hope that doesn't stop you from entering.We send some more love to some music friends, though maybe not the love they were looking for, but you folks in England can stop e-mailing Dave now. Keziah wasn't out looking for ass (at least not that kind), but ass found her. Music: Mavis Staples - Down in Mississippi Black Square - Answering Machine The Red Button - Can't Stop Thinking About Her Ann Mangnuson - Full of Fuck Comments[0] |
Sun, 30 September 2007 Stuart's still running from OJ so we had to go on without him, but Jill and Keziah are back. Keziah with another episode of Keziah's Korner and Jill with her rebelling liver. Keziah's started the Gay Nanny's Club and Dave follows a Gay African on the air. Did Dave lose a friend because of The Stuart Bedasso Show? We look at Bill O'Reiley's take on black folks and The War Criminal's hypocrisy about Burma. They got us...we play another song from Sheedyfrost.Music: Eric Schwartz - Clinton Got a Blowjob Sheedyfrost - War of Words The Raw McGillys - Long, Long Day Nervous But Excited - Wishlist The Red Button - Cruel Girl Comments[0] |
Sun, 23 September 2007 This week it's just Dave and all his friends. Stuart is still on the run - OJ's out on bail, Jill's in the fetal position and Keziah's brain hurts. You gotta check out Hot Chicks with Douchebags. It's slim pickens for Greens on Maui. Just because someone has a vagina, doesn't mean you have to vote for her. Suck is suck. Now we're in the Facebook nation. It's MySpace without the bling. Great freakin new music this week...Music: Black Square - Songs Don't Seem the Same Luan Parle - Free Sisters Grimm - Stoney Lonesome 2 The Moons - Wondering Laura Cheadle - Lay Me Down The Cain and Beesh Band - Waikiki Cherri Capri and the Martini Kings - Creamy Cocktail Comments[0] |
Sun, 16 September 2007 That's right, Boys! The line forms here! Both Dave and Keziah are sick, but Jill claims her invulnerability to disease. And Stuart was held up by OJ!!! Ain't no cure for that. Get your Black Panther Hot Sauce. Jill and Dave go the mall to talk about Jill's new crush - OMG! Dave's fresh off the boat, and Jill makes sure he knows it. Music: Anuhea - Endlessly Comments[0] |
Sun, 9 September 2007 What a show! First, as we were just about to finish up, the laptop freezes and we lost everything. So, Jill and Dave had to re-do the whole show while retaining its creamy goodness. Mission accomplished!After listening to this week's Keziah's Korner, Dave rejoices as he's finally gone to a better party than K. Dave, Jill (and Keziah) work through Dave's inability to recognize a drag queen. Jill and her pal, Eileen Downe create havoc at an airport. You may understand airlines a bit better after this. Dave blogs his way into trouble. Jill Digs Jesus and method acting. Confused? You won't be after this episode of...TSBS. Music: Lovechild - Out of Body Jim Stephens and Team Flash - Jesus on the Mainline Trevor R. Todd - Creepy Jesus Figurine Comments[0] |
Sun, 2 September 2007 GAY SEX! Are you paying attention now? We talk about Larry Craig and his having to hide is gayness. Larry, you're gay...and it's OK. And on that, just as Jill decides not to be a slut, Dave declares that we're not having enough sex. Go figure. A challenge to Sheedyfrost fans. Dave accidentally gives the finger to the FCC. And "little bastards"...can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.Music: Jim Stephens and Team Flash - Keep On Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Fetish Mexican Cession - Amnesia Girl Kill Henry Sugar - Kill That Guy Comments[0] |
Sun, 26 August 2007 What's the big deal here? This week on Keziah's Korner, Keziah makes out with two women in one evening and blames alcohol. Aaaaannnndddd?????Dave's Aunt is feeling old and she's taking the rest of us with her. Shopping at outlet stores is hot, so hot. Maui has no Green Party....this is a job for Greenman! Jill let's us know about the creepy, crawly things in Maui and she's about to become rich with her new video series, America's Best Bar Fights. Oh, and if you want to listen to Dave's shift on Manao Radio, Friday, August 31st, 8pm - Midnight, Hawaiian Time. You can listen here. Music: Robyn Hitchcock - Adventure Rocket Ship The Bastard Fairies - Apple Pie Jill Sobule - Letting Go of God Doug and the Slugs - Just Another Case Comments[0] |
Sun, 19 August 2007 Another great show with more guests...Jill's back once again and this time Robert Blackburn, from Blackdog Recording Studio joins the show. Robert and Dave tell us about the Road to Hana and Dave's accidental flashing...but it's OK because he "was in the pool!" We also ran through a list of all the famous people - dead and alive who have land on Maui. Keziah's Korner was another hard-hitting Stuart Bedasso exclusive and Dave backed it up with more info. Call those Representatives! Music: The Apples in stereo - Energy Fishbone - Ghetto Soundwave Anuhea - I Just Want You Around The Dollyrots - A Desperate SOS Comments[0] |
Sun, 12 August 2007 This week's show featured Jill, once again. We revisited hippies (and Dave was deemed a mean one). We also talked Jill's near-death experience with an owl...or a car window. And she has funky dreams. You should hear about the ones she didn't talk about on the air. We also touched on the craze that is sweeping Russia - the 100m high-heeled dash. There's seat covers then there's "The Hover". Which do you do? And this week on Keziah's Korner - Keziah & Caleb go see Daft Punk.We also try to help our new friend James get one million MySpace friends. James is a kid in the UK with Leukaemia. You can get to James' space through our page or his. Music: The ReBirth Brass Band - Rollin Jenn Wertz - Little Girl Solidarity Song Southpaw Jones - Hot So Hot Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - ACDC Domenicer - Pornstar Like Traci Lords (the remix) Comments[0] |
Sun, 5 August 2007 Keziah's back!!! Well, sort of. We're still working out a bunch of technical stuff (damn you, Time Warner), but in the meantime, Keziah's become our own Andy Rooney. But we're calling the pre-recorded segment Keziah's Korner. Get it? We also had a special guest this week - Jill from Dafna's in Paia, Hawaii. We talked about her store, local scams in Maui and the big topic - Hippies. Yep...John Lennon sang "Woman is the Nigger of the World". Well, "Hippies are the Niggers of Maui". Not quite as poetic...and Women and Black folks don't choose those demographics whereas hippies...anyway, check it out. Music: Milton - God and Money Jill Sobule - Blue Train (live) David Gerald - Stay The Affections - Get it for You Gaucho Gil - The War is Going Well Comments[0] |
Sun, 29 July 2007 Our first show from Maui. Dave's in a tropical "paradise" on his own. He talks about the meaning of paradise and some strange quirks about Maui. Why would anyone spend thousands of dollars to come to Hawaii to dance in a crappy disco to the same crappy music you could dance to at home? Hawaiians love speed bumps and the gecko. The Hillary vs. Obama lame-off continues. And it's time for another edition of Presidential Polyps. Make sure you get the home version. Hillary has boobies. Uh...hooray? But Dave has a better story about Congressional Boobies...which leads him to thoughts of a Clinton / Slaughter oil wrestling match. Not pretty.Music: Thrill Racer - Class Conscious Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - On the Moon The Dollyrots - Hysteria Kill Henry Sugar - Wildest Dreams Public Enemy - Psycho of Greed Dream Kitchen - Fossil Fuel Wonderlick - This Song is a Commercial Blind Boys of Alabama - Dimming of the Day Comments[0] |
Wed, 18 July 2007 This week's show was recorded in Portland, Oregon. Our special guest was multimedia adventurer, Tanner Parsons (also Dave's Brother-in-Law). The guys went to play laser tag tonight and an 80's porn almost broke out. They may have been a cheesy mustache away. Dave talked about his encounter with a so-called left-wing talk show...they actually called him a murderer...hypocrites. Dave and Tanner talked about education - the actual day-to-day stuff. Then we talked about Tanner's book, Mr. Parson's Presents All The Three Letter Words and Tanner's upcoming movie, Film, The Movie.Music: Kalu James - Austin Bound Sheedyfrost - I Will Be With You BusBoys - Must Be Saturday Night Swamp Candy - Rosie The Naturals - Think That I Comments[0] |
Thu, 12 July 2007 Today's word is fear. AM radio does nothing but try to scare you to death with their commercials and PSA's, so we thought we would help them out a bit with our own. Long live cockfighting - and one of us seems to be a bit more literal than the rest. Some guy with no life protested his favorite team losing all the time. Dave is OK with Michael Moore - for now. We went back in time to read an essay written by Michael in 11th grade.Music (the all-Rochester show): The Lobster Quadrille - Tailypo demo Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad - Burkima Faso The Capitals - Popstar The Deborah Magone Band - One Love Walt Atkison - Ra Cha Cha Wild Geese - Back to the Boozer Comments[0] |
Thu, 5 July 2007 {Note to self: If you're going to record the show at a bar, edit & upload the show before you start drinking}A first for The Stuart Bedasso Show. We recorded at The Sports Page, a bar in Rochester, NY. We thought about getting some of the patrons on the show, but a hungover Erick was way more entertaining. Dave wants to set his stuff on fire every time something goes wrong - like Scott Proctor. And a quick note - nuclear energy is not renewable or safe. It's not an appropriate replacement for fossil fuels. Eating contests befuddle us. And Dave's not as old as he's been feeling. OK Kids...it's time to get off our collective butts. This whole Bush administration thing has gotten out of hand. You must call your Representative and tell him or her to start working on Articles of Impeachment for both Bush & Cheney. It cannot wait until they get out of office in 2009. No more waiting around...you make the call and they get it going. http://www.house.gov/. Top left corner is a place to put your zip code in to find your representative. They're on vacation so call their local office. Do it NOW. Music: Precious Bryant - Don't Mess Up A Good Thing Kill Henry Sugar - Puerto Rican Day Parade PlasmaGora - The Pauper Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Riddles The Dollyrats - Because I'm Awesome The Vacancies - Below Merlot Comments[0] |
Wed, 27 June 2007 As Stuart sits in a Pennsylvania jail, we tackle the real issues: Nigerian Masturbation. (Wow, they pulled the article from the web already) To do this we introduce our newest buddy: Jack Puentes of the Organization of Nigerians Against Nocturnal Individual Sexual Manipulation We also spanked the alleged immigration problem and talked about...The Secret. Well, it's not a secret anymore.Our special guest was Jason Nabewaniec of the Green Party. We got a little bit of inside information on the show (more off-air) on what's happening with the next Green Presidential candidate. Check it out. Music: Kill Henry Sugar - Tammany Hall Shannon McNally - The Worst Part of a Broken Heart Loudon Wainwright III - Good Ship Venus The Morning Stars - Steal My Love Too Much Joy - King of Beers Comments[0] |
Wed, 20 June 2007 Keziah's gone walk-about leaving the guys to do the show. If she's going to do the show from Maryland she's going to have to change the way she smells. Dave's getting ready for Hawaii by having a garage sale and horror abounds. One guy flapjacked for his stock. Spam rocks in Hawaii and we're pretty sure so did Traci Lords at one point. Michael shows the world just how much he loves his brother - by signing him up for more internet spam than one person can handle.Music: Thought - Nobody Extra Action Marching Band - Fat Sexy Guy Dance Golem - Stick It! Domenicer - Pornstar Like Traci Lords Robert Cray - I'd Rather Be A Wino Comments[0] |
Wed, 13 June 2007 Every day is Cheese Day in Monroe. Don't believe us? Listen to the show. You'll also catch our take on Third Wave Feminism, recap of creepy guys hitting on Keziah at the Peechy Neachys show and we know the Department of Justice is watching us. Mike mooned them, but it didn't show up on the audio. Keziah has a special Happy Birthday message for Dave's Mom. Don't miss it.Music: Rudy Burkhalter - Cheese Day in Monroe The Morning Stars - All Coming Down Wonderlick - When She Took Off Her Shirt Ethan Lipton and His Orchestra - Hit It Colin Hay - Are You Looking at Me Bye-bye, Boo. Comments[0] |
Wed, 6 June 2007 It's the return of Papi! No, not David Ortiz. Michael Rodriquez! As he flirted with Keziah (I think he knows she's gay), we wished a Happy Birthday to Gay Lover Brad. And as his birthday is 6/6/66, he is the Spawn of Satan and will open the earth and swallow us all. Good times. And the sport of curling is the official sport of Lucifer. Go figure. We talked a little porn, a little copyright law and Dave's stalking Vin Scelsa. And there's 2 bonus seconds of show!And we only have one more show to tell you - meet the crew of The Stuart Bedasso Show this Saturday, June 9th at The Bug Jar in Rochester at the corners of Monroe and South Union. Ehhhhh, we should be there by 10pm. We'll be there for the comeback show of our pals, The Pietchze Nietchees. See you there. Music: Sheedyfrost - Here's To You Ethan Lipton and His Orchestra - Girl From The Renaissance Faire Peachy Neachys - So Cool Whitee - Stumpy The Ho Comments[0] |
Wed, 30 May 2007 Our dedication to Cindy Sheehan. F-The Man! We finally get to honoring our mothers - Fool. Though Keziah's honoring isn't something you'd find on a Hallmark card. You can get a FREE Whitee CD - listen up and find out how. There's some big changes coming with the show - we're not sure what they are, but we'll find out soon enough.You can still vote for us to get a shot at a show on public radio. Go to http://www.publicradioquest.com and get us in! Music: Peechie Neechies - Fuck the Man Fishbone - Jack Ass Brigade The Capitals - Closer Mr. T - Treat Your Mother Right Whitee - Sexmom Comments[0] |
Wed, 23 May 2007 Shampoo gives you manboobs! It could be Johnny Vagina's Kryptonite. Keziah calls the Medical Psychic Hotline...her poor pancreas. Hillary, Hillary, Hillary. You're lame and so are the rest of the Democrats. Go third party or stay home, folks.Don't forget to vote for The Stuart Bedasso Show to get us a crack at a show on National Public Radio. Go to http://www.publicradioquest.com. Music: Extra Action Marching Band - Mangina Lovechild - Headlights Fishbone - Party With Saddam Jill Sobule - Hot in Here Camera Obscura - Lloyd, I'm Ready to be Heartbroken Too Much Joy - Take a Lot of Drugs Comments[0] |
Wed, 16 May 2007 Last week...chaos. This week...sultry...sexy. OK...well, at least no chaos. We celebrated our 1000th download, and talked about our upcoming public appearances. Ding, Dong, Jerry Falwell's Dead. Crazy, gay-hating Italians and how Salman Rushdie fights for their right to party. Not ready for AA yet? Then how about some flask sandals! Buy Bondage-in-a-Box...from the makers of Mouthwhore-in-a-Drawer.Musical Selections: Dred Zepplin - I Can't Quit You Baby Jodelle - All Save One Sloan - Everybody Wants You Eric Schwartz - Clinton Got A Blowjob Pietzsche Neatchy - Georgia Guidestones Go and vote for The Stuart Bedasso Show to get a pilot on National Public Radio! Vote for them at http://www.publicradioquest.com. Rush, darling, rush! Comments[0] |
Fri, 11 May 2007 Not
much political about this show! Keziah's brother, Caleb joins the show
and chaos ensues...which is pretty much normal. Erick was talking to
Zelda Cocktostensen and now she's gone. What happened? Find out on The
Stuart Bedasso Show (hint: we don't think she's laying in a ditch with
a blind bird). We may be going to hell, but the guy who found our show
looking for used panties is going first. Save us a seat, Dude! Joining
Panty-Arab-Boy on the bus to hell are all the skanks who signed the
petition to keep the Queen Skank out of the hole. And the Maestro
played:The Its - Girls Kick Ass Whitee - She Called Me Buddy The Bastard Fairies - We're All Going to Hell (get it?) Jenn Wertz - Shotgun Dred Zepplin - Heartbreaker HOLY CRUD!!! Go and vote for The Stuart Bedasso Show to get a pilot on National Public Radio! Vote for them at http://www.publicradioquest.com. Go! Now! What are you waiting for??!!?! Comments[0] |
Wed, 2 May 2007 Dave and Erick bring you music, courtesy of MySpace! Yep, MySpace. A
few bands that have contacted the show that wanted their music on our
show and we delivered. We also talked about the Democrats' debate from
last week, sexy 60-year-olds and why Dave has trouble listening to
Rush. Samuel L. Jackson could come looking for Erick and Dave tells a
story about the worst movie ever made.UPDATE: The worst movie ever made was Death in Venice. If it were up to Dave it would have been Murder in Venice. Music on this week's show: CinWaves - Philo Beddoe's Dream Simple Mission - See It Now Rizorkestra - High On The Mountain The Moaners - Foxy Brown AJ Croce - I'm With You Comments[0] |
Wed, 25 April 2007 The evilness known as I-tunes, Keziah goes to a pro-choice rally...and gets the finger, what the heck is Flapjacking and why was that guy doing it on a baseball field, Dave's Ghetto Pass gets revoked and used panties = internet wampum.[updated] The crew of The Stuart Bedasso Show will be at The Bug Jar, in Rochester on Saturday, June 9th to help celebrate the return of our friends Pietzsche Neatchy and their new CD. If you want to see what shirts Keziah, Erick & Dave will be wearing, go here. Heck, you can even get your own! Music for this week: Sloan - Who Taught You to Live Like That The Moaners - I Think I Love You Pietzsche Neatchy - Blank Moby & Public Enemy - Make Love Fuck War Comments[0] |
Wed, 18 April 2007 Part II of Brian's Visit...Dave's Dad makes a triumphant return to the show before he heads off to balmy Arizona. TSBS may be the only show that doesn't talk about the Virginia Tech incident. We thought you could use a break. We do talk about how much stuff we all have and how happy it makes us. The article Dave refers to can be found here. Keziah looks like the chick from Work Out while Dave looks like some guy who works at a gas station. Want a new way to get an extension for your tax returns? Listen up, but you better drink a lot of beer first. Then there's music!Gaucho Gil - The Ballad of Gaucho Gil Eleni Mandell - Say Goodbye Jerry Gibbens - Burn it Down The Moaners - Shrew (accoustic) Colin Hay - What Would Bob Do? Comments[0] |
Wed, 11 April 2007 Nappy Hoes, Nappy Hoes, everyone's talking about those Nappy Hoes. We do, too. And we have a special guest - Brian, aka Dave's Dad! We talked about the dry humpfest called the Shakira/Beyonce video. There's nothing like porn at the gym. And what is the deal with VH1? Now they're comparing guy-celebrity packages?!!? And there's exclusive music that you're not going to hear anywhere else from Colin Hay!Colin Hay - This Time I Got You Josh Weinstein - Scared White Men Gaucho Gil - Holiday Inn Golem - The Rent Bryan Ferry - The Cruel Ship's Captain Call your Representatives! Get funding for the Iraqi invasion stopped! Your Senators Your Congressperson Comments[0] |
Thu, 5 April 2007 A day late, but not a dollar short. Dave sucked it up and despite illness, the gang turned in a stellar performance. The Fonz does sex ed, New Paltz Mayor, Jason West, shows us how it's done. We also touch upon the hypocrisy of our elected officials. We warned you and now they're here - new "bits" exclusive to TSBS! As a public service, Keziah explains what a guy really needs to do to get and keep a woman...and it's not pretty.Music: Marc Maron - Political Action Jodelle - Rabbit Cage Colin Hay - Just Don't Believe You Any More Michelle Hotaling - You Shoulda Abi Tapia - The Way to My Heart We'll keep telling you...call your "representatives" and tell them to do whatever it takes to bring our troops home. Your Senators Your Congressperson Comments[0] |
Wed, 28 March 2007 A lot of "issues" came up this week. Keziah had jury duty and drunk e-mailed someone she...uh...well...it's difficult for her to say she likes someone so Erick and Dave helped her out. Tony Snow's cancer is back. That's bad. But what's worse for Dave is that his replacement is a hottie. Another hottie who lies to him. Did you know you can legally hit anyone with a postal truck? Dave's creepy so it makes sense that he guilted Keziah into going out with the guys this weekend rather than picking up straight girls in bars. Oh Philipina, we all love you! I mean, like you. We also played amazing stand-up from Marc Maron. Those dicks at Air America should never be forgiven for canceling Morning Sedition.Music by: Gaucho Gil - The War is Going Well Southpaw Jones - Protest Song Jill Sobule - Under the Disco Ball Wonderlick - We Run the World (mix 2) Marc Maron - Lower Your Expectations and Getting High Without Drugs Holy Crap! The bill rumbling through our government for a timetable to bring the troops home isn't binding! Call your representative today!!! Your Senators Your Representative Comments[0] |
Wed, 21 March 2007 Well enough of this vagina talk. Tonight we tackle the penis. Make sure you have your cup. Welcome to everyone listening to the show on All WNY Radio. The Stuart Bedasso Show is now syndicated! We talk about former Green Presidential candidate, David Cobb and his view on guns. We also discuss Dancing with the Retards, Heather Mills and prosthetics. And speaking of retards...Huey Lewis is the retarded Bruce Springsteen. Music: Roy Rogers - Cleaning My Rifle, But Dreaming of You Southpaw Jones - The Last Remaining Beatle Eleni Mandell - Can't You See I'm Soulful Too Much Joy - That's A Lie Camera Obscura - If Looks Could Kill Reitmo Seis - Pa Lante y Sin Miedo Keep up those calls to your representatives - stop funding the war in Iraq and bring our troops home: Your Senators Your Representative Comments[0] |
Wed, 14 March 2007 Erick, Michael, Keziah and Dave all in the house tonight. Keziah had a run-in with a bill collector - Dave accidentally turned it into a racial/species matter. Watch out for Indian Ducks! The Bush family can't dance, but neither can most of our crew. If you've never seen Pants Off Dance Off, get ready for an interesting explanation. Fat Chicks on the Food Channel raise Dave's cholesterol and Keziah called Michael's cute grandaughter a whore and Bratz are to blame! Music: Will Hoge - The Man Who Killed Love Public Enemy - Revolution The Deborah Magone Band - One World Gregory Paul - It Takes One to Know One Stop the funding of war and bring our troops home! Call your representatives: Your Senators Your Congressperson Don't forget...Stuart Bedasso & Johnny Vagina gear and Keziah wants you to be our Myspace Buddy. Comments[0] |
Wed, 7 March 2007 All this vagina talk is turning into a theme. This week featured a discussion about Dave's new "I (heart) female orgasms" shirt and how it went over at the Vagina Monologues as well as the dry Drag Show, which Dave and Keziah attended. There's nothing sadder than a Drag Show without alcohol, except being "the old guy in the club" without alcohol and at a drag show. Erick's sad attempt at a geography lesson shows us all that reading is fundamental. We also continued the discussion about going into a voting booth without an open mind. And there was music... Kalu James - The Way I Feel AJ Croce - Time Will Tell Robert Cray - Fantasized The Affections - Green Eggs and Ham Lil Markie - Diary of an Unborn Child Bakra Bata - I Shall Be Released We're still at it...call your representatives to tell them to stop funding the war in Iraq. It is the ONLY way to stop the insanity! Your Senators Your Representative Don't forget...Stuart Bedasso & Johnny Vagina gear and Keziah wants you to be our Myspace Buddy. Comments[0] |
Wed, 28 February 2007 Part two of the Vagina Show. More interviews with local folks involved with the Vagina Monologues. A little talk about Ethnicity. Erick Rodriguez came out of the closet as a German and Dave professed his love for hot chicks with accordions. After you listen to Golem, you will, too. We decided that V-Day should become a national holiday...get your greeting cards! More V-Day interviews! I love female orgasms, you love female orgasms, we all love female orgasms! Find out how you can show it on this week's show. We played: Josh Weinstein - Stuck in the Tall Grass Golem - Mazel Fishbone - One Planet People Golem - Golem Hora The Aquanettas - Love With the Proper Stranger Have you called your Representatives yet? Tell them to stop funding the war in Iraq! Your Senators Your Congressperson Get your Johnny Vagina & Stuart Bedasso Gear! Comments[0] |
Wed, 21 February 2007 A show of firsts! The first "live" appearance of Michael Rodriguez, the first taped interview played on the show and the first time the Bedasso crew gets sophmoric...we knew it had to come sometime. Turns out Keziah is Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy. Also, Dave's real name is Johnny Vagina. We talked about upcoming productions of the Vagina Monologues - Dave is volunteering and Keziah has a "beef" with Eve Ensler. Because we're all so simple-minded...Eve Ensler turned into a discussion about the possibility of Eva Mendes being gay, then our own "who would you do" session. And beware of the dreaded Snickers Roofie! Oh right, there was actually music played as well: Walt Atkison - Cadillac Hotel Deborah Magone - Cookin Whitee - Tin of Love Don't forget to contact your representatives to tell them to stop the funding for the war in Iraq! Your Senators Your Congressperson Tell your friends about The Stuart Bedasso Show! Comments[0] |
Wed, 14 February 2007 And then there were two. Due to the horrible weather up here in the Northeast, Stuart and Keziah ended up stuck in a car on the Irondequoit Bay Bridge. A team of sled dogs and Girl Scouts dug them out and their both fine, but they missed the show. So Erick and Dave muddled through another show. They kept on showing how lame the presidential candidates are, discussed the Dixie Chicks and had a special Valentine's Day message for all you lovers out there. Listen to the show with someone you love - even if it's just yourself. (yes, that was a masturbation joke) This show was also part one of a Local Music theme. Six songs from Rochester, NY based bands. The Capitals - Falling Apart (a Stuart Bedasso Show exclusive!) Call your Representatives! Get funding for the Iraqi invasion stopped! Comments[0] |
Wed, 7 February 2007 Just when you thought we couldn't play fewer songs...we only got to three of them. Quality over quantity! We showed what a redneck Joe Biden is and what a warmonger Hillary Clinton is. Keziah revealed the gay conspiracy that is the candy bar. She also talked about her cult-upringing and how she got to paint naked ladies last week. Dave showed how you can stop this madness in Iraq - this is serious, we give you a live example of how to do it. Here are the links that will get you to your representatives: US Senate House of Representatives Call your representatives and get funding for the Iraqi invasion stopped! Here are the links to our musical guests: Jill Sobule - Underdog Victorious Public Enemy - Air Conditioning Abi Tapia - Cried Wolf Oh yeah, and here's that Snickers Commercial. Comments[0] |
Wed, 31 January 2007 Our first show. It went pretty smoothly. We're having a little trouble with Erick's microphone, but we had a good time and you will too. We talked a little about the hype over Hillary and Obama, pirates, Erick's first love, being a nanny and dwarves. Links to music we played: Baby Gramps - Cape Cod Girls Milton - Waiting for You Wally Pleasant - The Day Ted Nugent Killed All the Animals Bus Boys - Minimum Wage Go to the blog if you'd like to e-mail us. Comments[0] |
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